Maple Leaf Wanting Rachel & Jake “Life's under no obligation to give us what we expect.” – Margaret Mitchell OK but what about what we want? Can we have what we want? What I’ve been wanting for a long time is Rachel McAdams and Jake Gyllenhaal. Since 2010 – click here to see. And every By Lainey • Jul 11, 2014 10:47 am
BFFs Rachel & Jake at boxing Last week, Rachel McAdams and Jake Gyllenhaal were seen together at dinner in Pittsburgh. Click here for a refresher. They’re working on a film, Southpaw. The movie is about boxing. There was a big boxing match on Saturday night at Madison Square Garden, Cotto vs Martinez. And they were By Lainey • Jun 09, 2014 09:29 am
Maple Leaf Rachel & Jakey: Gossip Genie come true? Oh I’ve been hoping for it for a long time. I’ve been rubbing my Gossip Genie desperately to make this happen. In 2010 I wished for it here. And since then every 6 months or so. When Rachel and Michael Sheen broke up I wished for it again By Lainey • Jun 05, 2014 11:48 am
Hook Ups Jake & Alyssa: a new summer Jake Gyllenhaal and Alyssa Miller looked so happy together last summer in New York. Something happened when the weather turned cold. They split up for a while. And then around Valentine’s Day there were good signs that they were making it work again. Click here for a refresher. A By Lainey • May 08, 2014 10:57 am
Met Gala 2014 Maggie, Jake, and all his MET exes Reese, Kiki, Taylor… One, two, three… You see what I just did there? Jake Gyllenhaal had the most exes at the MET Gala last night. His date: big sister Maggie Gyllenhaal. Sometimes I get the sense that she protects him more than he could possibly protect her. Pay attention to By Lainey • May 06, 2014 06:26 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Is he imitating Matthew McConaughey? For some reason, this was the first thought that came to mind. You remember when Matthew McConaughey was arrested for playing bongos naked? And he went on to win an Oscar 15 years later! This must have been what he meant in his Oscar speech – only instead of 10 years By Lainey • Mar 11, 2014 05:17 pm
Relationship Assumption Jakey stole Taylor’s heart…and her flower? Sorry. I couldn’t help myself. Radar, never a reliable outlet in my opinion, reported exclusively yesterday that Taylor Swift had sex with Jake Gyllenhaal for the first time. And then a few weeks later, he bailed on her 21st birthday party. Rude! True? Before Jake Gyllenhaal, there was John By Lainey • Feb 18, 2014 11:26 am
Hook Ups Minka Kelly & Jake Gyllenhaal: F-ck Buddies? You remember that episode of Sex & The City – The F-ck Buddy? Dean Winters played Carrie’s f-ck buddy. Great sex in between relationships, always down for a hookup, but then she wondered if there was more…and there wasn’t, which ruined their f-ck buddy situation forever and that, By Lainey • Feb 13, 2014 11:07 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Pussy Riot and the Gyllenhaals Not going to lie. I just wanted to say Pussy Riot. It’s 45 minutes before The Social and I have to watch my language for an hour on television – because I’ve already said “sh-t” once on the air – so what I do is try to get it out By Lainey • Feb 07, 2014 01:31 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Jay, Jake, Bey, and Blue Jay-Z and Jake Gyllenhaal met up for lunch yesterday. The paps are calling it a “meeting”. But these two have been friends for a while. It’s not the first time they’ve hung out. Unfortunately Beyonce and the B.I.C. were not with them. They had their own By Lainey • Jan 17, 2014 12:06 pm
Break Ups Jake de-thins and is single again? Jake Gyllenhaal was in Toronto earlier this week promoting Enemy. As we’ve seen through the years, when he’s not shooting, he prefers to go heavy on the facial hair. For his last role, Jake lost some weight. Remember how sculpted his face looked? Click here for a refresher. By Lainey • Jan 07, 2014 03:18 pm
Jared Leto The Hollywood Reporter Actors Roundtable 2013 It’s worth watching the video, or just reading the transcript. (Also, is Matthew McConaughey’s head really weird in this photo?) It’s immediately worth it to me because they’ve included Michael B Jordan. YES. It’s been a great year for Jordan so far as a result By Lainey • Oct 31, 2013 10:04 am
Jake Gyllenhaal Face or Body: Man edition featuring Jake Gyllenhaal A quick refresher for those of you unfamiliar to Face or Body: as my friend Lara always says, faces need some fat on them, especially after 30. But that can mean sacrificing a bony ass to look younger. And many (most?) women in Hollywood choose body over face. They’d By Lainey • Oct 22, 2013 10:52 am
Quiveration Jakey’s into PDA Jake Gyllenhaal has been everywhere promoting Prisoners, opening this weekend. This morning it was with Kelly & Michael. I was watching during makeup and by the end of it, every nipple in the room was turned up, he is that appealing. Mostly during the part where they played a game By Lainey • Sep 18, 2013 02:14 pm
Relationship Assumption Jakey’s in love at TIFF Here’s Jake Gyllenhaal at the premiere of Enemy last night. His girlfriend, Sports Illustrated model Alyssa Miller, was not photographed on the carpet. But she was there. I saw them together at the Hugo Boss after-party and it was like a fragrance ad come to life. They’re attractive By Lainey • Sep 09, 2013 08:56 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Jakey post-Persia What I wrote yesterday about Charlie Hunnam’s decision to play Christian Grey in Fifty Shades Of Grey – click here for a refresher -- and whether or not it would be like Batman for George Clooney, a role he’d regret and have to make up for… It’s what By Lainey • Sep 04, 2013 11:08 am
