Reese Witherspoon Undercover…but not over! While all tabloids were proclaiming the end of their love last month, I reported otherwise as that the two were sneaking around during TIFF and caught kissing during the Michael Clayton after party, even as “confirmation” of their split was making headlines on newsstands. This weekend, Reese and Jakey were By Lainey • Oct 21, 2007 08:00 pm
Jake Gyllenhaal Catalina Full of Grace LOVED Maria Full of Grace. If you haven’t seen it, you must …if for no other reason than to witness the beginning of what promises to be an amazing career. Catalina Sandino Moreno is a star. Here she is last week at the 2007 Hispanic Heritage Awards – total gorgessity By Lainey • Oct 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Gwyneth Paltrow The Pants Still Suck Proof was on tv the other day. My Gwyneth crying after sex with Jakey G – the most cringe-inducing scene ever. But still… he is so hot in that movie, so f&cking beautiful, it really is a shame about those pants. The pants are a huge problem. Take a By Lainey • Oct 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Jennifer Aniston Shades of Aniston I’m not saying Reese doesn’t look amazing. Because she does. She looks lovely. Lovely…and boring and she’s been wearing the same dress since January at the Golden Globes which of course at the time was all kindsa yellow fabulous but after 10 farking months of the By Lainey • Oct 10, 2007 08:00 pm
Jake Gyllenhaal Gossip GirlCrush Am obsessed with Blake Lively. Obsessed. She plays Serena in Gossip Girl though you may remember her from The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants movie – Blake played Bee/Bridget but it’s on the show where she really shines with that mysterious “It”. Not conventionally cutesy pretty, not soft, not By Lainey • Oct 02, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicole Richie October Wedding? TMZ.com is reporting that Nicole Richie and Joel Madden have hired a wedding planner and have set the date for October 13th – less than two weeks away! Good date… 13 is a very, very lucky number, especially for a baby. Having said that, the proximity of the occasion is By Lainey • Oct 01, 2007 03:57 am
Reese Witherspoon Over? Or Undercover? Us Weekly says Reese and Jake, on the heels of their big TIFF debut for Rendition, have called it off again…and for good this time. Fact? Fiction? Or diversion? I’d wait before pulling the plug definitively on their love. Michael Clayton party last week in Toronto at the By Lainey • Sep 18, 2007 03:16 am
Reese Witherspoon 29 Million Reese Witherspoon on the cover of the new Entertainment Weekly, beginning a push for the upcoming Rendition, co-starring Jakey G and yes, premiering in just a few weeks at TIFF. The two are apparently vacationing right now in Martha’s Vineyard. Paps have managed to shoot her with Ava but By Lainey • Aug 20, 2007 07:21 am
Reese Witherspoon Carb Face is a whiny bitch Ryan Phillippe is an all star. Let’s not forget his legendary philandering in cities across North America - at one point in Vancouver he was bedding three waitresses from the Cactus Club in Yaletown at the same time. With cheesy poetry via text message, Ryan scored dimwit after dimwit By Lainey • Aug 17, 2007 04:48 am
Jake Gyllenhaal Quiveration: The Classic and his heir George Clooney, still super thin, and a bit orange too but always a sexy beast in Tokyo to promote Oceans 13. I love him in a suit. And then there’s Jake Gyllenhaal. Because he looks terrible in pants, I’d forgotten how gorgeous he is. But these photo shoot By Lainey • Aug 02, 2007 08:00 am
Reese Witherspoon Reese & Jakey: rekindled As you can see from the new issue of Us Weekly out tomorrow, they have all the exclusive details and photos too. And unlike Jessica Biel’s daily famewhoring antics, I"m told the two were completely unaware they’ve been busted. As in not a photo opp. Jakey By Lainey • Jul 31, 2007 08:00 am
Jake Gyllenhaal Cheekbones & Man-pris Keira and Rupert Friend – not sure if these were “choreographed” as well but as you can see, all is well of late with Keira’s heart as both have curbed bad habits – an exception among her peers these days, all things considered. And while Rupe with short hair is a By Lainey • Jun 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Jake Gyllenhaal Sparta has the Pants Problem So I totally understand why some of you have Gerard Butler on your Freebie Five. I saw 300, I saw the rippling muscles, I’m not a rippling muscles kind of girl but absolutely… I don’t question his quiver over your loins. He is a fine looking man. But By Lainey • May 22, 2007 08:00 pm
Jake Gyllenhaal About Jake & Diane Always thought Diane Kruger was a bit overrated. I mean seriously… Helen of Troy? Maybe a little underwhelming? Last night was no exception – obviously the assy fake bun hairdo had a lot to do with it. And the dress too. Made her look like a 50 year old socialite. Which By Lainey • May 16, 2007 08:00 pm
Jake Gyllenhaal Opening Cannes! Just got back from the opening ceremony – killer activity on the Croisette tonight. Not only on the carpet but further along the beach… Jerry Seinfeld...and Jakey Gyllenhaal too! I will say this: he deserves his spot on the Freebie Five. Especially now in the flesh. And the most surprising By Lainey • May 15, 2007 08:00 pm
Jake Gyllenhaal Jake, Pants, Problem At first glance, Jakey G pushing a stroller – major quiveration. And then the pants kick in. The atrocious way he wears his pants, the terrible way they don’t hang off his bubble bum, and how they’re stretched too tightly across the front – quiveration killed. But not enough, I By Lainey • Apr 27, 2007 08:00 am
