Jamie Lynn Spears Roughneck celebrity sisters: Spears edition One of Duana’s favourite celebrity factoids, that she’s passed on to me, is that Beyonce and Britney Spears were born the same year. It seems crazy, right? That the two are the same age? There are other similarities. Both have younger sisters. Both younger sisters have tried to By Lainey • Dec 31, 2014 10:45 am
Amazingness Britney & Justin 4EVA, even for Jamie Lynn Here’s what happened last night that was so exciting... So exciting I immediately texted all my friends who would have remembered the era. We are mostly all married now. Some are parents. So, you know, supposedly mature. There were many exclamation points and OMGs in the messages. If you By Lainey • Apr 05, 2013 11:00 am
Parent Pimps All the Chicken Fried BooBoos Gathered in one place. Poolside. Miami. Yesterday. Britney with her sons, sister, and niece at their luxe hotel, enjoying some downtime between shows. It’s easy to forget both girls are still so young. Britney is still only 27. And Jamie Lynn just turned 18 in April. Babies! So many By Lainey • Sep 01, 2009 03:19 am
Parent Pimps Chicken Fried at the wedding Fresh off her Caribbean getaway, Britney Spears made an appearance this weekend at her cousin’s wedding in Amite, Louisiana. Jamie Lynn was listed as a bridesmaid, Chicken Fried was listed as an “honourary” bridesmaid. By all accounts, Britney looked amazing. In a brown dress to the ankle, v in By Lainey • May 25, 2009 02:54 am
Parent Pimps How Chicken Fried Junior keeps her man Lynne Spears is amazing. Two months ago, some trailer twat called Kelli sold her story to In Touch Weekly telling the tabloid that she and Jamie Lynn Spears’s baby father were still getting it on, even after JL found out she was pregnant. Click here for a refresher. Then By Lainey • Oct 08, 2008 02:50 am
Britney Spears Which Fried Chicken? Wow. Is this Britney Spears or Jamie Lynn Spears? OK so she’s wearing a planet of makeup on her face. And the oldness is still totally there. But if you squint a little and play pretend, only for a moment, Britney does look like Jamie Lynn. And this is By Lainey • Sep 30, 2008 10:26 am
Jamie Lynn Spears The Trailer Park Chronicles Love me some low classy sex dramz. So Jamie Lynn Spears got knocked up at 16, engaged shortly thereafter. His name? Casey. Three years her senior, lays pipes for a living, enjoys rolling around on a tractor with a shotgun…oh yeah and f*cking some other twat on the By Lainey • Aug 13, 2008 09:04 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Old Teenager had a baby All you yummy mummies will be mad at me for saying but seriously…this has more to do with chicken fried style than the fact that she gave birth not too long ago. Jamie Lynn looks like sh*t. And there is NO excuse for having hair the colour of By Lainey • Jul 09, 2008 03:55 am
Jamie Lynn Spears Prediction Revisited On June 13, 2008 I posted this article comparing Jamie Lynn Spears and Emma Roberts. I said at the time it would be Emma Roberts who would cause the most worry. Something about the haunted look in her eyes then, and how thin she was… Fast forward 12 months and By Lainey • Jun 16, 2008 08:15 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Chicken Fried Homecoming Britney Spears returned home this weekend to Louisiana for baby sister Jamie Lynn’s baby shower. Britney caught up with friends and appeared in good spirits – see attached photos of the family gathering at the Spears home. Impressive little property, non? Since daddy took over, things have continued to improve. By Lainey • May 05, 2008 12:58 am
Hook Ups Chicken Fried Little is Engaged It must be true… because People.com is reporting it. Or at least they want you to think it’s true. Because People.com is reporting it. Jamie Lynn Spears is apparently running around Louisiana showing off an engagement ring from her baby daddy Casey Aldridge, putting to rest initial By Lainey • Mar 25, 2008 07:13 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Tabloid Wars: OK! vs Us Weekly For months now, Janice Min and Us Weekly have been taking on bottom feeding rags like Life & Style and In Touch for their bullsh*t reporting. Lately however the target has been OK! Magazine, possibly because OK! has landed a few exclusives – Jamie Lynn Spears especially – and outbidding everyone By Lainey • Feb 20, 2008 07:00 pm
Britney Spears Spears Family Damage Control Oh please. This is precisely the problem. Always looking for someone and something else to blame. A million excuses all diverging away from their own home. This is why Britney has never learned accountability. As you know, Lynne Spears is currently Enemy #1 as Chicken Fried Stupid and Chicken Fried By Lainey • Jan 08, 2008 07:00 pm
Jamie Lynn Spears Chicken Fried Mother Daughter Photo Op While Britney was losing her sh*t last week, Lynne Spears was back in Louisiana engineering Jamie Lynn’s first pregnancy “candids”. And Mama thought of every detail. Because Mama is on the defensive. Ever since Jamie Lynn’s baby bombshell, Lynne’s mothering has been critically attacked. Which is By Lainey • Jan 07, 2008 07:00 pm
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Worth the Money Looks like OK! Magazine bought Jamie Lynn and Lynne Spears for a bargain. Last week’s teen pregnancy cover story was the magazine’s highest selling, topping the previous #1 – Britney’s photoshoot meltdown from the summer, during which she smeared chicken fried grease all over designer items, pee’d By Lainey • Jan 03, 2008 12:15 am
Lindsay Lohan Dina’s Pride & Joy Here’s Lindsay Lohan in the pages of the Daily Mail on NYE spreading her orange ass all over some local dude called Dario. So how drunk do you have to be to let this happen while paps are swarming the joint waiting for you to f&ck up? By Lainey • Jan 01, 2008 11:42 pm
