Movie Reviews and Previews JLaw’s artsy horror movie A teaser for the highly anticipated Mother!, the collaboration between Darren Aronofsky and Jennifer Lawrence, has been released, and it’s a horror movie? It’s hard to tell for sure, because it’s just thirty seconds of disjointed scenes and dialogue with no context—you know, a real teaser By Sarah • Jul 31, 2017 11:32 am
Oscars 2017 Oscar Meryl 20 There were a number of people at the show last night (and one who wasn’t at the show. So much power to you, Natalie Portman), who knew they had absolutely no chance of winning. None. Sometimes Oscar races are legitimate-ish races, and there’s more and less likely contenders, By Duana • Feb 27, 2017 02:00 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Pirates Of The Caribbean 5: Johnny Depp needs money So many movie trailers during the Super Bowl, including a new one for Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales, aka Johnny Depp needs money. It’s not that expectations were never high for Pirates 5 given how much money it cost to make. But now, for Johnny, By Lainey • Feb 06, 2017 09:38 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Johnny Depp is omitted from his own movie You know a celebrity is in the doghouse when they don’t appear in their own trailer. The teaser trailer for Pirates of the Caribbean: This Again Yarrr was released last night and it does not feature Johnny Depp nor does it mention his name by word or title card. By Sarah • Oct 03, 2016 12:19 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews The friendliest travel partners The two most approachable actors in Hollywood arrived together at LAX yesterday. That was probably a warm flight, non? Having said that, Sean Penn has kinda softened the last few months…I guess? It’s amazing the standard we have when it comes to him. That just because he’s By Lainey • Jun 20, 2014 11:01 am
Gorgessity Penelope post Luna It's been so long since we've seen her on a carpet and seeing her here now... Look at her. I have missed her. She is glorious. A vision! Here's Penelope Cruz at a London screening of The Counselor with Javier Bardem and Michael Fassbender. By Lainey • Oct 03, 2013 04:18 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews The Counselor clips There are a total of four people featured in these 3 clips from The Counselor which were released yesterday in advance of the trailer which is coming out some time today which means, f-ck, do I have to write about this twice? Of the four people featured, two of them By Lainey • Aug 07, 2013 01:09 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Bardem, Cruz, Diaz, Fassbender, Pitt How would you rank that cast in order of “importance”? Fassbender, on history, given that he’s only been famous (and he’s not THAT famous, considering the rest) for 3 or 4 years or so, would have to come last, right? Alphabetical seems most fair. The film is Ridley By Lainey • Jun 25, 2013 12:31 pm
BFFs Cameron’s Counselor costumes That’s quite the wardrobe today on Cameron Diaz on the set of Ridley Scott’s The Counselor shooting in Alicante, Spain today. Javier Bardem was there too -- with the spiky hair. Fine but it’s always about Gwyneth Paltrow, isn’t it? Let me show you how we By Lainey • Sep 25, 2012 04:41 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Bardem > Bane? Remember when Bane was supposed to be super scary and...he wasn’t? A new international trailer for Bond has just been released. Javier Bardem looks terrifying. And you have already seen Bardem be terrifying in No Country For Old Men. It was the breathing and it was that f-cking By Lainey • Sep 19, 2012 03:10 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Penelope & Javier: Happy 2 years Penelope Cruz and Javier Barden married 2 years ago this month. Here they are in Madrid today having dinner with some friends. I love what she’s wearing. I also love the picture of her pointing her finger. Maybe that’s the face she gave to David Miscavige when he By Lainey • Jul 18, 2012 04:47 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Penelope for Rome, Ridley, and Pedro Here are Penelope Cruz, Javier Bardem, and their little Leo heading out of Madrid last week. To Rome With Love opens in limited release on June 22. There should be a promotional appearance for it coming soon. Or several. Have you seen the trailer? I hate. The music makes me By Lainey • Jun 13, 2012 01:49 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Bond 23: Skyfall Well, I guess it’s a better than Quantum of Solace. Still... Skyfall isn’t lighting me on fire on originality, you know? Skyfall is the title of a Tom Cruise movie. Tom Cruise would be really, really excited about something called Skyfall. Which is the next Bond. They announced By Lainey • Nov 03, 2011 01:09 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Best Undersize Dress: Penelope Cruz Written by Duana How damned hot is this woman? One month post birth. About 36 days. You know what the plan was for her? ‘Let me POUR MY ASS into this dress that I probably had from before I was pregnant. I know that I will look amazing, but that’ By Lainey • Feb 28, 2011 07:45 am
Leonardo DiCaprio Pre-Oscar Soho House/Grey Goose Part 1 You take an elevator to get up to the venue after getting through the check list stations. The list is always strictly enforced at Soho House. The elevator opens up to a massive two level space. There’s a piano in front of you to the right. On the left By Lainey • Feb 25, 2011 06:32 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Post-pregnancy Oscar Week Well, there’s no better time to rejoin the scene than this week, Oscar Week, especially when your husband is up for a Best Actor Award. This is Penelope Cruz yesterday with Javier Bardem leaving Jerry Bruckheimer’s office in Santa Monica after a meeting. She must have been there By Lainey • Feb 24, 2011 04:59 am
