Baby and Bump Obsession The fourth (or new third) Child Of Destiny I really, really want Gwyneth Paltrow to join Destiny’s Child. Or maybe what she’s really after is to replace Michelle Williams. Here’s my G in Paris on Friday night with her best friend Beyonce and Kelly Rowland at Jay-Z and Kanye’s Watch The Throne. Kim Kardashian By Lainey • Jun 04, 2012 12:08 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Apple, Moses, and Uncle Jay Gwyneth Paltrow took her kids to Watch The Throne in London the other night. She was joined by her children Apple and Moses. Because he’s their “Uncle Jay”. Which is what she posted on her WhoSay from the show: Gwyneth Paltrow on WhoSay “Yup. Uncle Jay at the O2. By Lainey • May 22, 2012 04:46 pm
Girly Throw Downs Beyonce & Jay-Z: scheduled avoidance? Here’s Jay-Z last night in London at the UK premiere of Men In Black 3. Jay and Kanye West kick off 5 nights of Watch The Throne at the O2 on Friday. Currently there is no sign of Beyonce there. B plays 4 shows in Atlantic City next weekend By Lainey • May 17, 2012 12:34 pm
Hook Ups The As IF Of All Time I’m not posting the new cover of Us Weekly. Because I don’t think I’ve ever posted a photo of Kim Kardashian on my site and this must continue. Besides, this story isn’t really about her. It’s about Kanye West who, apparently, is now in love By Lainey • Apr 11, 2012 04:29 pm
Beyoncé B & J: Crazy L(in) Love TERRIBLE Lin pun, right? I tried for a few minutes and it just wasn’t happening. Sorry. But look how cute Beyonce and Jay-Z were last night, courtside at the Knicks game, seeing Jeremy Lin in person for the first time. NY lost last night but #17 was the top By Lainey • Feb 21, 2012 11:56 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Hello Blue Ivy Carter Her dad posted her pictures on his site. And she has her own Tumblr. And they did this on Friday. You know. Right before Grammy weekend. Coincidence or conspiracy? Please. In hindsight, I wish this was the only conversation. Here’s what I love about these pictures: Beyonce and Jay-Z By Lainey • Feb 13, 2012 03:17 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Beyonce is Grammy ready Blue Ivy Carter’s mother stepped out last night for the for the first time since she was born, triple spanxed and ready to be photographed just 6 days before the Grammy Awards. Jay-Z performed at Carnegie Hall in to benefit The United Way and the Shawn Carter Foundation. As By Lainey • Feb 07, 2012 10:46 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The GOOP Guide To Business This week’s GOOP is all about how to manage and maintain an internet business. Interestingly enough, while she recruits the advice from “founders of innovative, disruptive companies that we admire and find intriguing”, she offers nothing in the way of how she is managing and maintaining her internet business. By Lainey • Jan 20, 2012 01:04 pm
Douchebags B.I.C vs the other babies When Blue Ivy descended from heaven out of Beysus’s womb the other night, everyone else was expected to shut down their lives. Including, allegedly, other parents of other babies... According to Roz and Neil Coulon, whose premature twin girls were born at Lenox Hill Hospital, the B.I.C. By Lainey • Jan 10, 2012 11:59 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Blue Ivy came out naturally This is what her parents are saying. Beyonce and Jay-Z released their official Birth of the Throne announcement yesterday as follows: "We are happy to announce the arrival of our beautiful daughter, Blue Ivy Carter, born on Saturday, January 7, 2012. Her birth was emotional and extremely peaceful – we By Lainey • Jan 10, 2012 09:59 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Blue Ivy, security, and vaginal preservation Blue Ivy. Blue IV. Why not Blue Four? Well I guess that would be too Beckham Seven. I suppose they think the Ivy IV is pretty clever. Clever or not, it certainly wasn’t random. Four is their favourite number. Somehow they found a way to work it in. Including By Lainey • Jan 09, 2012 08:46 am
Famewhores Best of 2011: Little Rider Cockblocks Everyone It was the MTV VMAs. The night was supposed to belong to Britney as the recipient of the Video Vanguard Award. And then Beyonce’s baby came along and cockblocked everyone...with a mic drop. Please. I wanted to chest bump Jacek but he really doesn’t appreciate a great By Lainey • Dec 12, 2011 04:10 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Beyonce makes it better My go-to on a sh-tty day is usually Mimi. Sasha loves Mimi too. But she adores Beyonce without irony. Sometimes watching Beyonce actually makes her cry. I think she cried when Beyonce dropped her microphone and rubbed her belly at the VMAs. Anyway, Sasha’s had a rough day because By Lainey • Nov 17, 2011 03:24 pm
Famewhores Baby Beysus cockblocks everyone So as you know, babybumps and rubs and baby talk and pregnancy watch - these are not my favourite subjects. But I do love it when famous bitches step all over other famous bitches. I love watching a master of the Fame Game stomp the sh-t out of everyone around. By Lainey • Aug 29, 2011 03:06 am
BFFs Gwyneth Paltrow ELLE September 2011 If you don’t like Gwyneth, and many of you don’t, there’s a lot you’ll find annoying in her new spread for ELLE’s September issue. If, however, you’re like me and can appreciate Gwyneth at her best which is, naturally, better than you, this is By Lainey • Aug 03, 2011 07:11 am
BFFs G is there for B At the weekend it was Glastonbury, then they all returned to London where Beyonce threw down a secret show for what seems like celebrities only which... does that make sense to you because do the celebrities actually have to pay for the music? Anyway, among the celebrities in attendance: Adele, By Lainey • Jun 28, 2011 06:32 am
