Quiveration Eminem loves Lainey Not me. Too bad. But he does love Lainey, his daughter. He has three daughters, Haili, Whitney, and Lainey. Whitney and Lainey were adopted and not much more is known about this because Em keeps his sh-t tight. So while we will never hold hands, at the very least I By Lainey • Jun 22, 2010 08:15 am
Beyoncé Wife on the road Jay-Z is currently touring Europe. Beyonce has some downtime so she has joined him – they were in Paris for the French Open final (yes Nadal) yesterday just before his show. It was a rare display of affection, there was a lot of arm and leg touching and really, really cute. By Lainey • Jun 07, 2010 07:54 am
Gorgessity Fresh-faced B Have you seen the video for Beyonce’s Why Don’t You Love Me? Meh. The conversation last week focused on whether or not B was biting Gaga. The focus of my conversation is why the song sucks. Because if the song was better, the video would be a lot By Lainey • May 10, 2010 05:40 am
Amazingness Coachella Love F-ck Kate Bosworth and Alexander Skarsgard (more on those two twats later), because as much as they tried, the first couple of Coachella 2010 was indisputably Beyonce and Jay-Z. He performed, and she joined him, and it was the f-cking cutest sh-t ever, and you should watch now before they By Lainey • Apr 19, 2010 03:33 am
Twilight Jay-Z’s BitchFace He was leaving dinner last night in New York when some dude tried to offer him candy. The look on Jay’s face makes my life. This man was an official salesman so I guess it’s not so bad but it reminds me of a time when I was By Lainey • Apr 13, 2010 09:43 am
Beyoncé Easter Anniversary They were married 2 years ago yesterday, both of them with a particular affinity for the number 4. Beyonce and Jay-Z celebrated this weekend in New York, first on Saturday at the Broadway performance of Chicago where B busted out the denim booty shorts, and then a romantic dinner on By Lainey • Apr 05, 2010 04:16 am
Style Grammy Sasha Fierce Three changes, none of them Tina Knowles, no Dereon for the Grammys. The result was three different, three good looks. The first during arrivals was a skin tight Stephane Rolland, exquisitely detailed, and then a badass black leather Versace for Sasha Fierce’s performance, and then Celine Dion’s dress By Lainey • Feb 01, 2010 02:52 am
Sports Missed malfunctions and ARod’s ass Not sure what Granny and Kate Hudson were presenting. This is because I was too distracted by Kate’s dress and whether or not she’d end up showing us some nipple. She was cognisant of it too. So she kept fidgeting with her chest, which only made me obsess By Lainey • Nov 23, 2009 02:20 am
Girly Throw Downs 50 Cents & Chelsea Handler & Beyonce’s Husband That is not a typo. You’ll get it when you watch it. Another hilarious Chelsea Handler interview. Fifty is currently promoting a million different projects: cologne, album, movie, himself, whatever. So he visited Chelsea and they talked about gay Chace Crawfod and sex and security and sex again and By Lainey • Nov 20, 2009 07:59 am
Sports Manslinger fan recognition Thanks to Nancy for sending this along… The photo came with this caption: Baseball fan Chris Sessa holds a sign with a picture New York Yankees' Alex Rodriquez and Kate Hudson during a ticker-tape parade along Broadway celebrating their 27th World Series championship on Friday, Nov. 6, 2009, in By Lainey • Nov 06, 2009 08:31 am
B-tch please Restrain yourself If you watch this video, you will have to restrain yourself from doing bad things. Because JailBait will pour acid all over your last f-cking nerve. Dean somehow found this. And you can watch me address it on camera tonight on etalk – a behind the scenes video of Miley Cyrus By Lainey • Nov 06, 2009 04:12 am
Sexiest Man Alive 2009 Jay-Z Arguments for: * Success is sexy. Jay-Z now has more #1 albums than Elvis, second ONLY to the Beatles. Let me repeat that for you: only the Beatles have more #1 albums than Jay-Z. Jay-Z owns the f-cking world * With success comes influence and power. Jay-Z is a star and a By Lainey • Nov 05, 2009 01:08 am
Girly Throw Downs Average Cat Drama. Beanie Sigel’s Jay-Z diss track – have you heard it? Beanie is signed to Roc-a-fella and some say he wants out buy Jay won’t let him and that he’s still pissed because Jay didn’t come to see him in prison, and had him removed from his By Lainey • Oct 30, 2009 03:27 am
Amazingness Dom for lunch Beyonce and Jay-Z were apart for a couple of weeks – he was touring, she was overseas – so they celebrated being together again yesterday in New York with champagne at lunch for a total meal cost of $1,200 on which they left a $500 tip. This is like loose change By Lainey • Oct 27, 2009 03:45 am
Sports Manslinger’s Fall Classic hopes It’s on. The American League Division Series is underway, game 1 was last night with the Yankees taking it 7 – 2 over the Twins as New York is favoured, predicted to meet up with the Phillies in the Fall Classic. Kate Hudson was in the stands to cheer on By Lainey • Oct 08, 2009 07:21 am
Jay Z Kanye is…smiling Even when he’s raging in all caps and f-cking obnoxious, I love Kanye West. Kanye West is on night rotation on our iPod. It’s surprisingly soothing to fall asleep to Kanye. This is Kanye in New York yesterday outside Jamba Juice and then again with Amber Rose outside By Lainey • Aug 07, 2009 03:50 am
