BFFs Jen & Freeze fontrum Some expressions should be outlawed forever. Like: “I can’t love anyone until I learn to love myself first.” “If it doesn’t kill you, it will only make you stronger.” “Live in the moment. Allow yourself to be free.” And this, the latest, courtesy of Jennifer Aniston while interviewing By Lainey • Jan 05, 2011 05:45 am
Hook Ups New Year, new douche Was it the leather pants in France? Is this what finally convinced Jennifer Aniston to give Adrien Brody a chance? Please. You must remember this from Cannes 2010. Adrien Brody in a brown baggy suit, all animal, yacht hopping during the festival like he’s the one who’s been By Lainey • Jan 03, 2011 06:30 am
Baby and Bump Obsession They always have babies with the next No doubt Michael K over at Dlisted.com will have something to say about Jennifer Aniston’s lonely girl tears today. He does it better than anyone else. So what’s the new pity? Vince Vaughn and his wife Kyla had a baby girl on Saturday. Her name is Locklyn. By Lainey • Dec 20, 2010 05:00 am
Sasha Lifestyle Meeting up with the ex Written by Sasha Hi Sasha About 2 years ago I was dating a guy. It was a great relationship, we had lots in common, he was affectionate, my family loved him, and we had an amazing sex life. However it all ended when he cheated on me with an ex By Lainey • Dec 20, 2010 04:30 am
Douchebags Worst of 2010: John Mayer in Playboy This was the interview where he called Jessica Simpson sexual napalm. Totally offside and really, really disrespectful and I know this is wrong but every time I hear that expression now, SEXUAL NAPALM, I see Porny and her high waisted pants and, well, I chuckle. But it was – if anything By Lainey • Dec 09, 2010 09:37 am
Girly Throw Downs Holy Steeze & Chelsea attacks The Brange spent the weekend in New York in advance of tonight’s premiere of The Tourist at the Ziegfeld Theatre. On Saturday the Brange hit up Lee’s Art Shop with the Holy Twins. It’s a family favourite – they’ve previously been there with all four of their By Lainey • Dec 06, 2010 02:03 am
Jennifer Aniston Don’t burn your ass Jennifer Aniston spent so much time being considerate of the paps outside her Mexican resort shooting her ass on Thanksgiving, she forgot to make sure it didn’t burn. And as such, it does look a little fried up, non? That couldn’t have been pleasant to sit on, especially By Lainey • Nov 29, 2010 02:53 am
BFFs Jen’s new BFF Never mind that as soon as she got tight with Jennifer Aniston, the quality of the guests on her show started improving. In their industry, you’re always trading up. In Chelsea’s case, trading up means softening out. So she didn’t ask Taylor Swift straight up if she By Lainey • Nov 26, 2010 02:58 am
Style Jen’s movie wardrobe They’re styling her beautifully on this film. Maybe that’s why she works so much. For the clothes. I’m joking, haters. Chill your ass. But at the same time, if that’s the criteria, imagine if she took a guest spot on Gossip Girl? OMG. Lily Van der By Lainey • Nov 19, 2010 06:34 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Working like a fiend Jennifer Aniston – she shot Just Go With It with Adam Sandler, then moved right into Horrible Bosses, and now it’s Wanderlust with Paul Rudd, all in one year, all comedies. And you know, it’s not like she’s poor. Some projects though, I guess you can’t turn By Lainey • Nov 18, 2010 04:00 am
Assy Style Style rut Happens to everyone. Even Marion Cotillard? Not sure that back to back sh-tty style outings constitutes a style rut but I'm not feeling her right now. It's not as bad as the last time when she decided to heave up her tits in that black leather By Lainey • Nov 05, 2010 05:11 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Two trailers, two bad titles,and a January release Love movie trailers. Hate getting to a movie late because I hate missing the trailers. Don’t understand why people complain about trailers. Even bad trailers. Bad trailers are 2 and a half minutes of saving your time later on. And you get to talk sh-t about it. What’s By Lainey • Nov 05, 2010 02:22 am
Gorgessity How can this be 2nd? There was some super scientific poll that released yesterday ranking the most eligible single women in the world. Halle Berry came in second to Jennifer Aniston. Um, really? How is Halle Berry second to anyone? Check her out last night in New York. In those pants. And the steezy little By Lainey • Oct 05, 2010 09:15 am
BFFs It’s not Jen’s fault Everyone was sh-tting on Jennifer Aniston yesterday about guesting on Cougar Town and not helping the ratings. As you know, I’m all over sh-tting on Jennifer Aniston, any time, it’s my favourite game, but the thing is, I just watched that clip and here’s one you can’ By Lainey • Sep 24, 2010 05:39 am
Hook Ups Jennifer Aniston: one degree of Firecrotch Jesus. It’s too much fontrum, please make it stop. Jennifer Aniston picked up from Jessica Simpson and invited John Mayer into her bed. Last night she was out for dinner with a mystery man. Radaronline.com has just revealed that it’s Harry Morton. Who? Pink Taco? Lindsay Lohan? By Lainey • Sep 02, 2010 08:39 am
Anne Hathaway But what do you mean by “value”? Written by Sarah I have a friend who’s so rich he has no money. His bank statements reflect an amount he can never access. Where I could go into my bank and walk out with a check for my net worth, JJ would probably cripple Wall Street for a By Lainey • Sep 02, 2010 04:38 am
