Girly Throw Downs The Italian Queen feels the Aniston crazy When I first started blogging, I was hated on regularly and ferociously by the more deranged members of the Jennifer Aniston fanbase. “Die of AIDS like Angelina Whore-ly’s African baby!” is one of my all-time favourites. I think they went after The Italian Queen yesterday. I think they frightened By Lainey • Jun 02, 2010 05:26 am
Jennifer Aniston Jennifer Aniston gets digitally retouched? Written by Sarah US Magazine is saying so. US claims an “inside source” (when are they ever outside?) on Aniston’s upcoming romcom The Switch, says that Aniston was paranoid about lines on her face to the extent that she asked for *more* retouching after seeing a cut of the By Lainey • May 21, 2010 04:32 am
Jennifer Aniston Jennifer’s Body It’s sick. SICK. And bugger off Megan Fox. Megan Fox’s body, 16 years younger than Jennifer Aniston’s is not even close. These are Jen’s new ads for Smart Water and of course everyone is buzzing about the abs. She looks incredible. And naive as this sounds By Lainey • May 19, 2010 04:58 am
Gorgessity Professional criteria How does Jennifer Aniston choose her movies? Quality of the script? Complicated characters? A great director? Co-stars? Money? Definitely money. And she's not the only one in this regard. As for the other criteria... Here she is in Hawaii continuing work on Just Go With It. We' By Lainey • May 12, 2010 02:59 am
Jennifer Aniston Adrian Grenier and Jennifer Aniston’s soulmate After Adrian Grenier cut his hair, many of you noted that he looks remarkably like John Stamos who happened to be photographed on the set of Entourage filming a guest appearance on the show yesterday. I don’t see it but again, I don’t have the best eyes. While By Lainey • May 07, 2010 05:24 am
Jennifer Aniston Granny Freeze joins Jennifer Aniston In Hawaii on the set of Just Go With It. They were apparently rehearsing their hula scene. These shots were taken from quite a distance. And goddamn I can STILL see the sh-t she’s done to her face. It’s an interesting career move for Nicole Kidman. She changed By Lainey • Apr 23, 2010 04:55 am
Style Aniston or Cyrus? Really wish we still had the poll feature on the site. Jacek – when can we do this? So here’s Jennifer Aniston shooting in Hawaii in short denim shorts. Of course she can. Her body is sick. Pre-Barbados, I went shopping for denim shorts, which I’ve always felt is By Lainey • Apr 21, 2010 07:51 am
Dumbass She really does have a great ass Jennifer Aniston hikes up her jeans today on the set of Just Go With It with Adam Sandler. A really great ass. It could rival her hair. But dude, what is her deal with wedge heels? And why Lola Vie??? According to Life & Style (I know…) Aniston is launching By Lainey • Apr 14, 2010 11:46 am
Jennifer Aniston The Renaissance of Jennifer Aniston "The last five years have been about spring cleaning for me. Now it's time for my rebirth. I love trying new things. I can't just be put in a box." So declared Jennifer Aniston in the new issue of UK Harper’s Bazaar. It By Lainey • Apr 01, 2010 04:10 am
Jennifer Aniston Please let this be the best for last They must be over it. This press tour for The Bounty Hunter that seemed to begin not recently but way back last summer when they were shooting it. If they’re not over it, we are f-cking over it. Perhaps this is the end then. Perhaps Spain is the last By Lainey • Mar 31, 2010 03:38 am
Assy Style Jen’s night shoe problem This Bounty Hunter press tour looks like it’s taking a toll on Gerry B. Spittle looks tired, is fading. His co-star and possible Settling Soulmate, however, as Tina Fey might say, is holding up beautifully. Here are Jen and Gerry last night in Berlin for the red carpet and By Lainey • Mar 30, 2010 02:56 am
Assy Style Bad shoes and a finger up the ass Tiresome. This sh-t is tiresome. Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler are making their way through Europe to promote The Bounty Hunter which, after two weeks, has earned just under $40 million, not exactly a box office win. So they need to keep hustling, hoping that international numbers will be more By Lainey • Mar 29, 2010 03:50 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Viewers vs Critics The Bounty Hunter is getting KILLED by the critics. It’s a f-cking bloodbath. At press time the movie is registering just 10% on Rotten Tomatoes and an even weaker 5% among Top Critics, most of whom seem downright exasperated by Jennifer Aniston’s latest cinematic piece of sh-t. Like, By Lainey • Mar 19, 2010 08:12 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Yes. Please switch Aniston for Bateman The reviews are starting to come in for The Bounty Hunter. And they are BAD. Like super, super, super sh-t. Here’s a taste: There are no rewards to be claimed for enduring The Bounty Hunter. – Variety I stared with glazed eyes at The Bounty Hunter. Here is a film By Lainey • Mar 18, 2010 05:26 am
Style Afterparty > Carpet They were pretend all over each other again at the NY premiere of The Bounty Hunter last night. Jennifer Aniston and skinny Spittle pawed at each other like brother and sister. But they need it so badly to sell this movie. Especially since it won’t sell on quality. In By Lainey • Mar 17, 2010 03:07 am
Thinnification Skinny Spittle! Wonder if Jennifer Aniston ordered him to get rid of his carb face because over the last couple of weeks, Gerard Butler has de-carbed considerably. Wonder if weight loss leads to spittle reduction? Check him out on Letterman tomorrow night. He was there last night to pre-tape his appearance, counting By Lainey • Mar 16, 2010 03:27 am
