Jennifer Aniston Career highs for some, career lows for others It depends who it is. Heidi Montag butchered her face and body. Her reward? Montag excitedly tweeted about it the other day. She’s landed a cameo in a movie. And not just any movie. It’s a JENNIFER ANISTON MOVIE. Title: Just Go With It. With Adam Sandler and By Lainey • Mar 15, 2010 05:03 am
Media Manipulation Can you see her hoo-hoo? The Bounty Hunter must be really sh-t. Because Jennifer Aniston is pulling out all the tricks. One trick in particular. I don’t think I’ve ever seen her in a shorter dress. This is not a bend over dress. This isn’t even a take wide steps dress. Yeah, By Lainey • Mar 11, 2010 08:14 am
Media Manipulation Jen and an urecognisable Gerry That much hyped W Magazine cover. For weeks we were hearing that they went into the desert and practically f-cked for the cameras. And while that may have been the case during the shoot, the photos they’ve chosen to release speak to something decidedly less sexy. Jennifer Aniston and By Lainey • Mar 10, 2010 02:38 am
BFFs GOOPy workout and her Friends GOOP is still tight with Tracy Anderson. Or... GOOP has money in Tracy Anderson’s Method and needs to protect her investment. Whatever the reason, today’s newsletter is about fitness and, specifically, Anderson’s fitness system. Note however they way Gwyneth words her introduction: “Many of you may already By Lainey • Feb 18, 2010 10:47 am
Douchebags Porny Crack Best. Interview. EVER. Sure, he’s a vile pig. We’re at rehearsal right now for Olympic Morning, and I am laughing my ass off. Not because that mother-cker isn’t a sick bitch, but because it’s just another case of douche spew coming out of his mouth. Who By Lainey • Feb 10, 2010 07:17 am
Media Manipulation Lovebirds leaving together The pretend kind. After a few days in Mexico celebrating her birthday, Fabulous at 41! was photographed leaving via private plane with Spittle and friends yesterday. This of course just days after Spittle made out with some random on the street in Venice Beach, much to the embarrassment of Jennifer By Lainey • Feb 09, 2010 02:15 am
Frauds A very Spittle birthday present Fabulous at 41! celebrated her birthday in Mexico with friends Sheryl Crow, Courteney Cox, and a flabby Spittle tagged along too. Gross. It’s not that men can’t gain weight. But a man who is constantly being shoved in my face as some kind of super stud should not By Lainey • Feb 08, 2010 03:10 am
Famewhores She’s in the right neighbourhood Jennifer Aniston, SO private, has opened the doors of her multi mullion dollar home to Architectural Digest after spending 2.5 years and many more millions renovating it. Click here to read all about the luxe features including her bridge over the koi pond. Yeah, she would TOTALLY be your By Lainey • Feb 04, 2010 06:48 am
Douchebags Jennifer Aniston picks another loser Spittle Gerard Butler clearly can’t follow instruction. All he has to do is pretend to be dating Jennifer Aniston until after their movie comes out. It’s only 2 months. But 2 months is too long. Especially for a pig like Gerry. Gerry likes to paw at people randomly. By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 02:28 am
Famewhores CNN vs Jennifer Aniston People Magazine may be buying up all the real estate inside Jennifer Aniston’s ass but CNN has taken a decidedly different approach. Which is very surprising. And amazingly smutty. Mainstream outlets don’t usually go for the snark. Theirs is the clean and friendly approach. This why the Blog By Lainey • Jan 21, 2010 03:16 am
Girly Throw Downs Covers induce eyerolls Where is People Magazine? Well, it jumps from ass to ass. Sometimes it lives inside Chris Brown’s ass. Sometimes Tori Spelling’s. This week, you can find People Magazine happily ensconced inside the Pilates toned posterior of “Rachel from Friends” who graces the cover with the MiniVan friendly headline: By Lainey • Jan 20, 2010 03:22 am
Jennifer Aniston John Mayer is still f-cking Jen & Jess In his mind. When he jerks off. These are his go-to girls. For reals. And he admits it. To Rolling Stone. Have you heard? Here’s the thing... before we cut him down... I’ll take a John Mayer interview before a bland, boring, generic, cookie cutter interview any time. By Lainey • Jan 20, 2010 02:48 am
Media Manipulation Find a new trick Jen. Dude. This is old. Every time it’s time to sell a movie her publicist sets her up with a new man. Or an old man. Or a co-star. If she’s so FABULOUS AT 40! why can’t she survive with no man? It’s incongruous to the By Lainey • Jan 19, 2010 04:54 am
Douchebags Worst Couple: Pity & Spittle She has spent the last 5 years trying to be known as something other than the TV Girl and the ex Mrs Pitt. Bless Ricky Gervais for introducing her as Rachel from Friends. BLESS HIM SO HARD. Oh and she felt it. Right up the slit in her leg she By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 06:14 am
Media Manipulation The Way They Are They went out for dinner last night in New York. No kids, with friends, an Italian restaurant called Alto. Apparently they were there for 6 hours. And look at the expression of gazing love on their faces as they climbed back into their car to go home. Porn! Now if By Lainey • Jan 07, 2010 02:39 am
Break Ups The Way They Were Scattered pictures Of the smiles we left behind F-ck I love this movie. 5 years ago today, the MiniVan’s dreams were broken. But it’s so much fun going through old photos. Spent much, MUCH too much time on it this morning. Now it’s your turn. Photos from By Lainey • Jan 07, 2010 02:01 am
