Girly Throw Downs Boys and games Brad Pitt took his two older boys to Dave & Busters in Times Square last night. These places, they’re popping up everywhere. We drove by two going to my parents’ in Toronto. I feel like if I ever went inside, given how much you know I love children, that By Lainey • Dec 31, 2009 02:49 am
Jennifer Aniston Sweethearts at the Golden Globes Now that the nominations have been announced, and the host Ricky Gervais, the Hollywood Foreign Press Association is slow releasing names. Presenter names. Their list has been marquee off the top starting with Robert DeNiro and Leonardo DiCaprio attending in honour of Martin Scorsese who will receive the Cecil B By Lainey • Dec 23, 2009 09:37 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Jennifer Aniston’s infant hands Let’s break this down, sh-t by sh-t. Because it’s epic. The horror of Jen and Gerry’s Bounty is f-cking EPIC. You saw the pap shots every day during filming. You heard about the hookup rumours. Now The Bounty Hunter poster has been released. It’s like it’ By Lainey • Dec 18, 2009 03:31 am
Gwyneth Paltrow GOOP in Marrakesh, GOOP in Nashville Getting paid to promote a hotel, as obnoxious as she is, isn’t usually Gwyneth Paltrow’s style. Or Jennifer Aniston’s for that matter. Orlando Bloom? Because he has nothing else? Totally. GP and JA aren’t normally so tacky. But now G has her pseudo justification. OF COURSE. By Lainey • Dec 17, 2009 02:42 am
BFFs Jen flies home After her free trip for a few days off in Marrakesh for that hotel opening, Jennifer Aniston is returning home to the beach in California, spotted in London at Heathrow connecting for LA. That must have been a sweet gig. Even people who have a lot of money are not By Lainey • Nov 30, 2009 04:58 am
BFFs GOOPy’s Thanksgiving with Jennifer Aniston How do you get on one of these lists? Shinan Govani is on these lists. He was one of the privileged guests invited to the opening of the new La Mamounia Hotel in Marrakesh and according to his Twitter Gwyneth Paltrow arrived with the woman she once dismissed as “that By Lainey • Nov 27, 2009 02:42 am
Famewhores Is he good enough for you now? John Stamos received his star on the Walk of Fame yesterday celebrating with Garry Marshall and co-stars from ER and his family and also that pervy douche Bob Saget. So now is he good enough for Jennifer Aniston? Silly me, I forgot. She keeps mining Hollywood for a new love. By Lainey • Nov 17, 2009 01:59 am
Hook Ups Renee & Coop: it’s still on Some dumbass told the Daily Mail two weeks ago that Coop was done with Renee Zellweger. No. Coop is not done with Renee Z. She’s not done with him either. As you know Bradley Cooper has been shooting A-Team in Vancouver. Renee flew in last week to see him By Lainey • Nov 16, 2009 02:55 am
BFFs Jen & Demi And Ashton had to tag along too. Jennifer Aniston turned up in New York last night, taking the stage at one of her favourite events, The 24 Play' at the American Airlines Theatre in support of Urban Arts Partnership which provides arts programs for New York public schools. She By Lainey • Nov 10, 2009 01:54 am
Style Jen at the wedding Is not like Posh. Posh goes to a wedding and upstages the bride. Jennifer Aniston, while riddled with insecurities of her own, wouldn’t violate Girl Code so flagrantly. But she is smart enough to show off those legs. Angie beats her in the face but Jen has better legs. By Lainey • Nov 02, 2009 10:24 am
Hook Ups You idiot etalk has the advance pages and I’m reporting on it for the show tonight at 7pm. It’s Us Weekly’s new exclusive: Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer. For the third time. Apparently she can’t get enough. Apparently he has some kind of power urine hold on her By Lainey • Oct 14, 2009 05:48 am
Frauds Back to basting Love Happens was a critical and commercial bust. This is surprising. Because people love supporting sh-t. But not even Jennifer Aniston could make that sh-t work. Undeterred by the failure of her most recent film, Jennifer is back on set of The Baster, resuming production after a break to shoot By Lainey • Oct 09, 2009 03:48 am
Douchebags Where’s Jen? All her friends with babies showed up last night at the Rock a Little, Feed a Lot benefit concert in aid of LA Regional Food Bank & Feed America but Jennifer Aniston was missing. Where’s Jen? Probably on a beach somewhere. So here are Sheryl Crow and Isla Fisher By Lainey • Sep 30, 2009 04:03 am
Frauds Jen “live” I am constantly fighting with Duana and Laura because they say I can’t hold a tune. I can totally hold a tune. Laura can’t judge me by my random office stylings because I’m simply not trying. And the time that Du and I went to karaoke it By Lainey • Sep 16, 2009 08:08 am
Frauds Jennifer’s Body Jennifer Aniston also known as Fabulous at 40!!! at the premiere of Love Happens last night with co-star Aaron Eckhart. The sh-ttier the movie, the better she looks on the carpet. And this is the best she’s looked in a long time. The skin, the hair, the LEGS… These By Lainey • Sep 16, 2009 03:09 am
Dumbass Don’t yawn at your own movie This is a monumental task when your movie is called Love Happens costarring Jennifer Aniston. I can’t stop bitching about it. That title. LOVE HAPPENS. It’s the laziness that’s so insulting. Like – we can’t be bothered to come up with an original script with original characters By Lainey • Sep 09, 2009 06:08 am
