Douchebags Obsessed with her looks? Her??? No sh-t. And if John Mayer’s calling you out on your narcissism, what does that say about you? Yes you Jennifer Aniston. You. New issue of Us Weekly reveals that one of the reasons why they broke is because John could no longer handle how “obsessive-compulsive” Jen is about By Lainey • Apr 01, 2009 04:56 am
Girly Throw Downs NY Turf War? Earlier this month, it was Angelina Jolie shooting Salt in New York causing a pap frenzy and attracting crowds around the set. Then Jennifer Aniston arrived in town, the Angie sightings dried up, and so far the last few days it’s been all Jen, only Jen, waving to the By Lainey • Mar 31, 2009 03:21 am
Hook Ups Mayer & Friends...and Fox? 'One Splendid Evening with John Mayer and Friends' benefit on the new Carnival Cruise ship Carnival Splendor last night. Friends did not include Jennifer Aniston but did include Jordin Sparks, Gavin Rossdale, Eve, and even Kevin McKidd. You know him from Rome. Or, if you’re still watching By Lainey • Mar 27, 2009 04:23 am
Jennifer Aniston Meet The Basters Love Jason Bateman. This is Jason Bateman in New York yesterday, there to shoot The Baster with Jennifer Aniston who could not risk being seen yesterday morning, hidden under a huge hood, until Chris McMillan could blow her hair out at which point, as you can see, all smiles for By Lainey • Mar 25, 2009 03:05 am
Famewhores Today’s Bitch… please! Who’s under the hood? It’s Jennifer Aniston in New York this morning headed on set to start shooting her new film The Baster. Exactly. The same Jennifer Aniston who works relentlessly with her publicist to leak and spin to her advantage. The same Jennifer Aniston whose fierce bodyguards By Lainey • Mar 24, 2009 06:43 am
Dumbass Twitter for some, not for others Ashton Kutcher posted this photo of his wife Demi Moore in her skivvies on his Twitter the other day. This coming from a couple that regularly protests what they call the intrusiveness of the paps and the tabloids into their lives. Then again, you know celebrities, they excel at hypocrisy. By Lainey • Mar 23, 2009 12:22 pm
Famewhores Did she try to keep him? How? Ignore LeAnn Rimes on the cover of Us Weekly and look at that top corner: Jen’s Last Ditch Gifts Am curious. Did she offer him more money to stay? A contract extension? Free pass pee cards? What? Needless to say, the tabloids have not been kind to Jennifer By Lainey • Mar 19, 2009 02:46 am
Break Ups He will never let us down John Mayer keep quiet aboutthe end of his contractual obligationshis bust up with Jennifer Aniston? Please. He would never be so cruel. He could never be so self controlled. Remember, his gift is his song. His gift is the word. Because he’s so great with the word, right? Who By Lainey • Mar 17, 2009 09:24 am
Hook Ups What happens on May 15th? That’s the day Jennifer Aniston’s new movie Management hits theatres. You know how she loves to conveniently get back together with John Mayer whenever it’s time to pimp a project? John Mayer gets a few weeks of freedom before contractual obligations call again? Or will it be By Lainey • Mar 16, 2009 05:42 am
Break Ups Opening the door for Mayer and Fox Is 40 really that fabulous! when the most fabulous female at 40!!! keeps resorting to fabricating her relationships? Marc Malkin over at E! is reporting that Douchey Mayer gave Jennifer Aniston the hand after she came home from her European Marley & Me promotional tour. Last week he was ordering By Lainey • Mar 12, 2009 04:14 am
Frauds Fabulous and 40… thousand! Jennifer Aniston… She’s “Fabulous and 40!” Fabulous at 40! Fabulous at 40! For f-ck’s sake we’ve been hearing it for an entire month… Fabulous at 40! And the MiniVan screaming their support, believing their girl is taking them along on the ride, redefining beauty, embracing age, representing By Lainey • Mar 04, 2009 01:31 am
Style Jen’s sassy shoes After appearances promoting Marley in Paris and Rome, Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson were in Germany on Saturday, first at a photo call and then on the show Wetten Dass where Jen showed off those fabulous at 40!!!!! legs in a short white pouffy skirt under a well cut jacket By Lainey • Mar 02, 2009 01:47 am
Assy Style Back to black and Vanna White Seriously – it was like this yesterday too – why is she constantly Vanna White-ing all over Owen Wilson? It’s weird, right? The way her hand is displaying him like a vowel? Anyway, this is Jennifer Aniston today at the Rome photo call for Marley & Me back to basic black By Lainey • Feb 27, 2009 06:33 am
Gorgessity Salma the bride Remember how for weeks and weeks we had to endure the ceaseless gushing about Jennifer Aniston turning 40 and “fabulous!”? Ugh. Salma Hayek turned 40 two years ago and as far as I can recall the entire world wasn’t forced to celebrate with her, even though she hardly looks By Lainey • Feb 27, 2009 01:39 am
Style The New Jen Wears print! And tights! And hot brown suede Loubs! This is Jennifer Aniston not wearing black, not stylistically boring for a change, in Paris with Owen Wilson at the Marley & Me photo call this afternoon. LOVE her Balenciaga (I think?) dress. LOVE the way it’s working with the By Lainey • Feb 26, 2009 06:45 am
Famewhores Aniston in Paris To promote Marley & Me. Shocking that John Mayer didn’t tag along although he’s more than making up for his absence with his mouth. Yapping, yapping, yapping…it’s what John Mayer does best. He professed his love for Jennifer Aniston with Ryan Seacrest on the radio the By Lainey • Feb 25, 2009 10:22 pm
