Girly Throw Downs Oscar True Love Declaration: Jen & John They truly are a match made in famewhore heaven. I love them. I really, really truly love them. If you live for gossip, how can you not? She spends all her days plotting against the Brange, he spends all of his days writing and filming press releases to promote his By Lainey • Feb 23, 2009 08:16 am
Girly Throw Downs Grey Goose diva night Laura and I headed straight for cocktails. Please. Where else to go? There was a brunette with two friends to my left. I kinda nudged her to lean forward to order drinks. Not in a rude way. Standard bar styles, right? As she turned to shift over to make room By Lainey • Feb 21, 2009 09:59 am
Girly Throw Downs John on Jolie before Jen Everyone here in LA is buzzing about the battle royale on the red carpet on Sunday – Jen and John and the Brange at the Oscars? Perhaps John Mayer is hoaxing. Hopefully not! Academy seating plans! What to do? Anyway, thanks to Noelle for this delicious little blast from the past. By Lainey • Feb 19, 2009 07:22 am
Girly Throw Downs JJ vs The Brange! YES. YES!!!!! It’s no longer a triangle – it’s a f-cking four point square! A cage match! John Mayer confirmed to Pop Sugar that he’ll be attending the Oscars for the first time as a boyfriend. And he’s not dating Anne Hathaway. Needless to say, Aniston is By Lainey • Feb 18, 2009 05:18 am
Cheese Will it be like this? It was reported yesterday, by People of course, that John Mayer will be gifting Jennifer Aniston, in honour of her 40th birthday TODAY, with a brand new song written especially for the occasion. The question posed in the original article was Rossum or Romantic? It all depends on the delivery, By Lainey • Feb 11, 2009 02:17 am
Famewhores Rossum or Romantic? It’s Jennifer Aniston’s birthday tomorrow and for the last two weeks we’ve been forced to celebrate along with her. America’s Sweetheart has suddenly become the MiniVan Majority’s poster-woman for 40, screaming at full volume: that 40 is better than 20! 40 can be fit and By Lainey • Feb 10, 2009 03:59 am
Jennifer Aniston Sticking with the formula There is much snickering on the internets today about Jennifer Aniston’s new project. A new movie called The Baster, costarring Jason Bateman, about a woman who gets artificially inseminated only to have her best friend switch the sperm sample and replace it with his own. Something like that. It’ By Lainey • Feb 06, 2009 03:42 am
Famewhores Too much beer? Jennifer Aniston on the carpet last night at the premiere of He’s Just Not That Into You. A rare miss. Because you know the Aniston. The hair, the body, the tan, the glow…the Aniston is always working, the Aniston always looks good, the Aniston can’t afford not By Lainey • Feb 03, 2009 01:37 am
Douchebags Douche tv monologue You know John Mayer was That Kid, right? He was probably picked on in school, zitty, greasy, not down with the popular crowd…and has been carrying that around his whole life. So now even though he’s a famous rock star, he’s still living looking backwards – every move By Lainey • Jan 27, 2009 04:28 am
Cheating Loins Defending without attacking Brad Pitt on the cover of the February issue of W Magazine, well timed for awards season. Of course the most notable part of the interview is about the triangle. Keep feeding the triangle…only unlike Jennifer Aniston, his comments were not inflammatory. For someone who claims she wants the By Lainey • Jan 07, 2009 01:58 am
Douchebags Best of `08: Douchebag`s break-up press conference August 16, 2008. We were one week into the Olympics, obsessed with Michael Phelps, and John Mayer shamewhore famewhore got jealous and decided to hold an impromptu press conference FOR THE PAPARAZZI telling the world, on camera, why HE BROKE UP with Jennifer Aniston. Over and again he said he By Lainey • Dec 31, 2008 05:33 am
Girly Throw Downs No more babies? Angelina Jolie has just come in 2nd after Chicken Fried Britney on USA Today’s annual Celebrity Heat Index, in front of Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt. OK Magazine is hoping to capitalise on the Jolie’s enduring notoriety by cranking out yet another cover with this salacious headline: Doctors By Lainey • Dec 30, 2008 06:24 am
Assy Style New hair, boot cut jeans Twilight super losers were stabbing themselves with wooden spikes this weekend, inconsolable over Robert Pattinson’s new shorter haircut. No seriously, for reals. Even People.com is running a likey/no likely poll. Whatever. He’s a beautiful boy with a beautiful face, hair or no hair. More pressing then By Lainey • Dec 22, 2008 04:15 am
Famewhores Make it more obvious Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer in New York last night, out for dinner, followed by the paps, and proving that, as far as famewhoring goes, they truly are perfect for each other. They love the attention together. They were made to publicity-seek together. And Marley & Me comes out on By Lainey • Dec 19, 2008 02:15 am
Famewhores Cam’s in love Awwww… Cammie D and Paul Sculfor, Jennifer Aniston’s ex boyfriend-for-hire, bundled up walking hand in hand in New York. They’ve been together 6 months now? She was manslingling for a while, there were even a few nights with John Mayer too, before settling into her first serious relationship By Lainey • Dec 18, 2008 08:16 am
Famewhores Legs + nipples Jennifer Aniston at Letterman today… She arrived in pants, then changed for the show into a short dress to show off those legs. She’s been working those legs a lot lately. Perhaps the legs have replaced her permanently erect nipples? Or is it a one-two punch? Marley & Me By Lainey • Dec 17, 2008 11:33 am
