Courteney Cox Courteney Cougar Bitch She has a new job. Unlike her peers, Courteney Cox appears to be willing to embrace her 40s. Same cannot be said for Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman who, three years YOUNGER than Courteney, is botox bent on pretending she’s still an infant. Just announced – Courteney is starring in a By Lainey • Oct 30, 2008 05:50 am
Douchebags Today’s AssTalk from Douchebag He’s been silent for so long I almost missed him. Then he started writing again and I’m sorry I ever said that. John Mayer, who else? John Mayer Douchebag has written for the Huffington Post and, as usual, what he’s produced is as Rossum as it gets. By Lainey • Oct 29, 2008 09:09 am
Famewhores Spittle wants more Nipple? He constantly has spittle gathered at the corners of his mouth, she’s never met a photo without nipple-itis, as I reported exclusively, the two hooked up briefly during TIFF before she bored him to run, temporarily insane, into the arms of Shanna Moakler, but now it appears Gerard Butler By Lainey • Oct 27, 2008 03:06 am
Famewhores Look at my stomach! Jennifer Aniston was photographed leaving Courtney Cox’s on Thursday amid rumours she’s carrying John Mayer’s child. Not surprisingly, Stephen Huvane, who loves to deny sh-t like 5 minutes after he leaks it, has yet to dismiss the Australian report. Not because the story isn’t worth dismissing By Lainey • Oct 24, 2008 02:34 am
Douchebags Jen…John…Baby? Many of you have written asking about new reports suggesting that the reason why Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer got back together is because she’s pregnant. The rumour originated out of some random Australian tabloid ranking lower than even Life & Style and Star in terms of reliability… meaning? By Lainey • Oct 22, 2008 04:18 am
Hook Ups Her friends suck too? It’s already been well established: Jessica Simpson has no friends. The ones she does have suck ass. Same goes for Jennifer Aniston? OK! is reporting exclusively that there was a sleepover last night at John Mayer’s. She was dropped off by her security and apparently had a small By Lainey • Oct 17, 2008 04:36 am
Douchebags Douchey’s birthday boost John Mayer turned 31 today and thanks to Jennifer Aniston, his balls are a little bigger this year. Happy Birthday! This is John yesterday at the Beverly Hills Hotel in the afternoon before his evening celebration at the Grand Havana Room where he was joined by his girlfriend-again. As you By Lainey • Oct 16, 2008 09:34 am
Douchebags Desperate goes back for more Dear Jennifer Aniston: Are you Jessica Simpson??? I know the source is suspect but they claim to have eyewitnesses and were able to nail down the logistics pretty tight… so far, it seems legit. And considering we’re discussing Jennifer Aniston, something this desperate and pathetic is entirely possible. The By Lainey • Oct 14, 2008 03:08 am
Douchebags Compulsive Narcissist He can’t help himself, you know? He can’t help bringing things back to his favourite subject. John Mayer’s favourite subject is John Mayer. Thanks to M at Berklee College for sending this in: Hi Lainey!! I'm in my last year at Berklee College of Music By Lainey • Oct 10, 2008 06:42 am
Faux Gossip Smut and the Economy In this sh*tty economy, even gossip is getting hit hard! So what does that mean for smut? And how will our smutty landscape react to a dire economic forecast? Get ready for it… There will be more Brange. There will also be more Jennifer Aniston. And there will be By Lainey • Oct 09, 2008 05:03 am
Hook Ups This ass couldn’t hold Gerry What? Shame. Looks like that hook up between Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler during TIFF was a one night only because despite her high hopes, Gerry returned to LA and decided to keep his options open. Check out this TMZ video of Mr Spittle trying to bone up on a By Lainey • Oct 02, 2008 04:37 am
Maple Leaf Just Don’t Do It This was the PSA shot at Leonardo DiCaprio’s house very recently when Jennifer Aniston’s bodyguards tried desperately to start a rumour that the two were dating, remember? Not surprisingly, the PSA was election-related, an over 4 minute piece urging you not to vote because it doesn’t matter. By Lainey • Oct 01, 2008 08:01 am
Frauds No Drunk Dialing Ass Jennifer Aniston worked really hard for 2 weeks. First on 30 Rock for a guest appearance, then to TIFF to promote Management… Of course she needed a vacation. Of course in Mexico. It’s always Mexico. It’s Mexico, like, every other month. This time, surprisingly, it’s not Joe By Lainey • Sep 29, 2008 02:52 am
Jennifer Aniston Where’s Gerry???!!!! Find him! Find him, Stephen Huvane! Because this is bad… This is very, very, VERY bad. It doesn’t get badder than drunk dialing…but drunk dialing that self fellating douchebag John Mayer? Pathetic. The Daily Mail is reporting that Jennifer Aniston has been drunk dialing John Mayer. Apparently she By Lainey • Sep 25, 2008 09:40 am
Famewhores Even her bodyguards… Are very well trained. In the art of media manipulation and pimping their employer out as a desirable woman. Oh Jennifer Aniston. All those self help books and still the desperation gives her no peace. To the point now that she’s resorting to letting her security team work her By Lainey • Sep 23, 2008 03:53 am
Hook Ups Jen, Matt…and Gerry? Exclusive. Guess who happened to be in Toronto while Jennifer Aniston was in Toronto? None other than Matt Felker, with whom she was linked immediately after breaking up with John Mayer. Remember Matt Felker? Click here for a refresher. My sources tell me exclusively they met up the other night By Lainey • Sep 09, 2008 02:36 am
