Famewhores Tweak Before Shopping It’s not that she’s cold. She couldn’t have been cold for 10 years on the set of Friends. It’s that she loves the attention. She lives for the attention. She is turned on by the attention. It’s the only stimulus that gets her going. Which By Lainey • Jul 31, 2008 03:40 am
Girly Throw Downs The Holy Twins vs Aniston: showdown at TIFF? Come September, Toronto could be flooded with Brangelunatics who are so, so, SO angry today and losing many valuable work hours over that Us Weekly cover. How dare anyone suggest that the Holy Twins were conceived in any other way but the Pitt Porn natural way. Now a change of By Lainey • Jul 24, 2008 08:17 am
Brad Pitt Tabloids Wars: The Holy Twins In Vitro! Safe to say Us Weekly was never in the running for the first exclusive shots of the Holy Jolie Twins. As such, in a bold pre-emptive move, Janice Min and her clever gossips are trying to squeeze as much money out of the twins-obsessed public as they can, in advance By Lainey • Jul 24, 2008 03:40 am
Douchebags Groupie Sex John Mayer played in front of a small crowd yesterday in New York and was asked a question from the audience about whether or not he’d ever had sex with a groupie to which he replied: "Do you respect my honesty? Yes, I have.” And of course, for By Lainey • Jul 09, 2008 04:37 am
Faux Gossip Peeing Douchebag talking to me? Inbox flooded this morning from those of you who attended the John Mayer concert in Toronto last night where he addressed the “sh*t talking” he gets from the media, specifically mentioning that he’s consistently referred to as a “douchebag” and even that little urination fetish I’ve been By Lainey • Jul 08, 2008 03:37 am
Jennifer Aniston Jen & John in Toronto eTalk has the exclusive photos on the show tonight – John Mayer is in Toronto for his show and Jennifer Aniston came with, although they left in separate cars to head to the venue. So far, People Magazine has been chronicling their every movie, like a Jen & John tour diary. By Lainey • Jul 07, 2008 09:47 am
Frauds Homely Memories in Milwaukee! Thanks to Stacy A for the reminder! Remember Jennifer Aniston’s infamous pity party Vanity Fair article when she sniffled about Kimberly Stewart calling her “homely”? Back then it was a ploy for sympathy. Clearly the strategy has backfired. Because poor Jen will forever be known as poor Jen. Poor By Lainey • Jul 03, 2008 04:44 am
Girly Throw Downs Insecure for life Oprah sells Jennifer Aniston as the epitome of the modern woman. But only for the MiniVan Majority. Because only the MiniVan would snap snap and support a girl who can’t stay cool in confrontation. Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson have more in common than just John Mayer. It was By Lainey • Jul 03, 2008 04:00 am
Quiveration AD > Friends F*CK! Apparently all that talk about an Arrested Development movie is “premature”, despite Jeffrey Tambor’s recent remarks that the film version of the criminally underrated show is imminent. Entertainment Weekly reports that we’re still a long, long way from making it a reality and Jason Bateman, when By Lainey • Jul 02, 2008 07:15 am
Gwyneth Paltrow SJP Wannabe I’ll be there for you, when the rain starts to fall… The Daily Mail* is reporting that all six Friends are on board and that the show will be made into a movie sequel, a la Sex & the City, because Jennifer Aniston saw what the movie did for By Lainey • Jul 02, 2008 03:45 am
Famewhores Not so subtle afterall People.com originally insisted for the benefit of the MiniVan that its poster girl Jennifer Aniston was determined to keep her relationship with John Mayer private and, as such, went to great measures to avoid being photographed with him in London. Really? I called her subtle earlier. Not so much. By Lainey • Jun 30, 2008 08:31 am
Famewhores The Subtle Famewhore On a weekend when Angelina Jolie’s Wanted exceeded opening expectations without even walking a carpet to promote the film, Jennifer Aniston tried to counter with a famewhore tactic of her own. As you know, John Mayer played several stops in London and Jen flew out to join him last By Lainey • Jun 30, 2008 07:37 am
Douchebags Jen’s Piece Looks Young and Hot John Mayer yesterday heading out of Amsterdam, presumably en route to England to hook up with Jennifer Aniston. Hate to say but he looks hot with his short fresh haircut. Hot and young. Which of course only works in her favour. As you’ve read from all the stories in By Lainey • Jun 25, 2008 01:43 am
Hook Ups He made it past the first night The dude who worked for Jennifer Aniston as her boyfriend when she was selling Smart Water – Paul Sculfor was spotted on a flirty date with Cameron Diaz a couple of weeks ago…and it looks like he’s yet to be manslung! Cam is keeping Paul around! The two had By Lainey • Jun 23, 2008 03:25 am
Douchebags Golden Showers on the Road There will be no lucky fans invited back to John Mayer’s hotel room to be pee’d on this time. It appears John has found himself a travelling shower-girl. As I was the first to report a couple of weeks ago, Jennifer Aniston is joining John for part of By Lainey • Jun 23, 2008 01:27 am
Famewhores Love & Leisure What a surprise. It’s Jennifer Aniston sitting by a pool, making sure her tan never fades, only now she’s not alone. What a privileged and profound life she really does lead. Jen and John Mayer’s hot summer hookup clearly hasn’t cooled. Here they are on holiday By Lainey • Jun 17, 2008 12:56 am
