Demi Moore The Black Dress Supports Self Help Well isn’t she everywhere these days… Jennifer Aniston at an event. Jennifer Aniston in a little black dress – surprise!!! Last night at the launch of some self help book, apparently it’s her favourite self help author. As you can see, Jen looks great. And healthy. Perhaps the lemon By Lainey • Jun 19, 2007 08:00 pm
Jennifer Aniston Poor Jen the Victim Again You thought the Pity Era was over, didn’t you? The crying, the ocean-shouting, the bring-your-own-hanky Pilates parties full of self discovery and “closure… you thought we had moved on, right? Unfortunately for Jennifer Aniston, Pity is a constant state of mind. And so it goes again, Pity when her By Lainey • Jun 12, 2007 08:00 pm
Jennifer Aniston The Backpedal Yesterday’s big splash was the new People cover – Jennifer Aniston’s new man identified as Paul Sculfor, a 36 year old UK model, conveniently revealed just as Brad and Angelina are hyping Oceans. But, one day later, in typical Aniston/Huvane fashion, here come the denials. It happened with By Lainey • Jun 06, 2007 08:00 pm
Brad Pitt Don’t Forget About Me!!! Brad and Angelina conquer Cannes. A Mighty Heart earns critical acclaim. The Oceans boys do not disappoint on 13. Mr and Mrs Pitt make out in the backseat of a car, world goes bananas, haters hate, Brangelunatics lose their sh-t…but the point is, everybody is talking. And no one By Lainey • May 30, 2007 08:00 pm
Brad Pitt The Bestsellers Always. For 2 years these three have sold out newsstands and as much as people claim they don’t care, they clearly still care. Smart Janice Min - anything to get the MiniVan Majority riled up behind their pity poster girl, and this week is more of the same. Janice By Lainey • May 15, 2007 08:00 pm
Jennifer Aniston Pinned, Prom, Dirty Lindsay Lohan at the Us Weekly Hot Hollywood event last night – pinned pupils as usual, dirty face as usual, and prom hair rounding out the ass. Also looks like she’s dropping weight again, and at this rate, at only 20, bitch will have more stretch marks than Elizabeth Taylor. By Lainey • Apr 27, 2007 08:00 am
Brad Pitt The Time Traveler’s Wife Some stories are better left alone… though I suppose if it has to be, The Time Traveler’s Wife is off to a good start. Casting is finally complete. Rachel McAdams had long been primed for Clare and Eric Bana is now confirmed to play Henry, the Time Traveler who By Lainey • Apr 18, 2007 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Welcome Back Rachel Honoured this weekend at the GLAAD awards, dressed per usual in black, but this time, Jennifer Aniston managed to avoid looking boring. Actually rather sexy, non? And it’s all because of the body. A much healthier body. A body more similar to the early-Friends Rachel, before she met Brad, By Lainey • Apr 16, 2007 08:00 am
Courteney Cox You Scratch My Back… I’ll scratch yours. Courteney Cox has been Jennifer Aniston’s fan #1, her shoulder to weep on...for months and months her shoulder to weep on. And the first arrival at every pity party, and the “kindest” confidante in Malibu. Easy to be kind when your best friend is By Lainey • Apr 12, 2007 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston What Junior Gave Up As we all know, when Tori Spelling met KFed Jr, she was married and he was married. He was also adopting another child with his then wife. But then the Homewrecker fell in love with the Golddigger and you know the rest. But most of you have probably never laid By Lainey • Apr 11, 2007 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Gwyneth: Her Fabulous Life, Her Famous Friends Are you rolling your eyes? Of course you"re rolling your eyes. Would a discussion about Gwyneth really be a discussion about Gwyneth if you weren"t rolling your eyes? Gwyneth in Spanish Vogue looking lovelier than she has in ages and waxing ad nauseum about her privileged By Lainey • Mar 05, 2007 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Drew Barrymore: It’s all about your 30s I dreaded turning thirty. Twenty-nine was a sh-t year – it was my “Feng Shui Calamity” year. We all get one every 12, changes depending on what sign you’re born under. And my people live in fear of Feng Shui Calamity. Bad sh-t happens during Feng Shui Calamity and there By Lainey • Feb 23, 2007 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston All About Addison And so it should be. The Wall Street Journal is reporting that ABC has given the greenlight to a Grey’s Anatomy spin-off centering around Kate Walsh/Addison Montgomery. Because she is totally her own show. Because we could ALL use more Addison. Because this is a woman who joined By Lainey • Feb 21, 2007 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston The Daily Doppelganger: Jen & Sheryl Shannon F wrote to me last week with an interesting theory: Jennifer Aniston and Sheryl Crow lesbians? I told her she was out of her tree, but still…wouldn’t that be fun? And hot? Especially since they’re curiously starting to resemble each other? Celebrating Jen’s birthday the By Lainey • Feb 19, 2007 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Even Better Than Meredith If you haven’t seen last night’s episode of Grey’s Anatomy yet…STOP READING NOW, SKIP TO THE NEXT. Consider yourself warned, I’ll give you a few lines… ... … … Remember what I wrote yesterday? Too bad they can’t kill of Meredith? Well…there is hope and Shonda By Lainey • Feb 16, 2007 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston The Daily Déjà vu: the Aniston breasts exposed Why does this keep happening? Let’s reiterate, yet again, that her tits are terrific. Not big, not small, perfect teardrop shape, great gravity – they’re lovely, along with her hair, they’re her best feature. And perhaps knowing this, they are the features she puts forward most often. Time By Lainey • Feb 12, 2007 07:00 am
