Courteney Cox Jennifer Aniston: everyone to the rescue First Oprah, now her friends, one by one, they are rallying in support. In response to Us Weekly"s cover story that Vince Vaughn dumped her ass, David Arquette, married to Jen"s BFF Courteney Cox, answered questions about the status of her relationship with Vince on a By Lainey • Oct 13, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Jen Cries, Oprah to the Rescue Well, well, well… In last week"s scathing Us Weekly article, Janice Min"s brilliant writers called out Jennifer Aniston for her "court and thwart" PR tactics - at once inviting public fascination into her life and then complaining about it incessantly afterwards. But of course By Lainey • Oct 12, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Sarah Michelle Gellar: a Grudging compliment As you know, I’m not a big fan. Between her and Aniston and every other tv girl with overreaching expectations, I don’t have time to tell them all apart. Having said that, I will concede that I have enjoyed watching or not watching her non famewhore approach to By Lainey • Oct 11, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Jessica Alba: full of sh-t and false modesty The Alba Bitch is on the new cover of Elle. In the article, she talks about her style, her attitude, her religious outlook, and her ambition - to be taken *seriously* as a *serious* artist as opposed to a starlet with a *seriously* slamming body. Hmmmm... Not likely but ok, By Lainey • Oct 10, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica Simpson: hair suckage neverending Talk about ruing a great outfit - it"s so wannabe, it"s so copied, but hey, at least her tits are leaking out the side and that, my friends, is a good thing. Jessica Simpson should be a Bond girl. The only problem though is that Bond By Lainey • Oct 05, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Pro-love for Jen & Matt Now here"s a couple I could FULLY support...not that the ridiculous reports in Life & Style Weekly are worthy of your confidence - remember, Brad was calling Jen for a reconciliation 3 weeks ago, right? Oh yes, and TomKat was supposed to be finished by now. But By Lainey • Oct 05, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Jennifer Aniston vs Us Weekly Ohhhhh...this is GOOD, gossips! First Janice Min refused to back down after Jennifer"s publicist disputed their engagement report, providing example after example of previous Aniston media manipulation. Now the magazine has taken it one step further, not only with an exclusive cover story on Jen"s By Lainey • Oct 04, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Momma Madonna in Malawi While Jennifer Aniston is receiving yet another public dumping, Madonna is adopting in Africa and establishing programs to help AIDs orphans in the region. According to Reuters, the newest member to the Madge mansion is a little boy, her choice from 12, after changing her mind from an original female By Lainey • Oct 04, 2006 08:00 am
Elizabeth Hurley Liz Hurley: the white Aniston with bigger tits In the same way that Jennifer Aniston has bored the life and the sass out of the little black dress, Liz Hurley has single-handedly exhausted the world wide supply of white dresses with plunging necklines, except Jen"s hair has no equal. Seriously…why bother changing? Does this recent By Lainey • Sep 28, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Gwyneth Paltrow: 34 is black & blue The only way to kick off the column, especially in her honour, and 34 never looked so good. Such a fantastic patented Paltrow comeback to wipe away the Isotoners, and bring us back to basis - the basics of Gwyneth style, not for everyone, yes I know. Not for the By Lainey • Sep 28, 2006 08:00 am
Cate Blanchett The Underrated Cate Blanchett Now THIS is how it"s done. They"re a few days old, taken at the Premiere Women in Hollywood event last week but largely overlooked and unfairly so because Cate Blanchett is almost always head to toe perfection and it"s never because she"s By Lainey • Sep 27, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Kate Moss and the Denim of Tomorrow So Kate Moss, whose body is usually a harbinger of the fashion future, showed up glowing and gorgeous at the TopShop show today wearing what I like to call palazzo jeans. High waisted, big arsed, as in what our mothers wore in the 70s. Only on her, they looked hot. By Lainey • Sep 18, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Jennifer Lopez, Superstar More scoop on La Lopez from TIFF. A few quick details to start: - absolutely zero baby bump - totally low maintenance at the press conference today for El Cantante, and when she finished up her session, she immediately dashed back downstairs to be with Marc, the first thing they By Lainey • Sep 14, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt The Daily Brad: Brad in New Orleans If you missed yesterday’s column, click here for the Family photos – the hills are alive with the travelling Pitts. Oh joy! Here’s Brad at a press conference today to discuss the New Orleans housing initiative he has championed in support of Global Green to design affordable and “environmentally By Lainey • Sep 01, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt The Pitts in New Orleans A few days ago, there was a rumour, now debunked, that Jennifer Aniston was to endorse Nike for a new campaign, with her earnings being directed towards cancer research. Shortly thereafter, new photos of her surfaced - she really has the best hair, doesn"t she? - seen leaving By Lainey • Aug 31, 2006 08:00 am
Britney Spears Best Mother: Britney Spears Husband aside, gum aside, Hello Kitty cutesy claps aside, she really does pull it together during her final trimester. I liked everything about her tonight, although I have to say – her breasts frighten me more than a lot. Reined in…and still so big? That, in and of itself, pretty By Lainey • Aug 21, 2006 08:00 am
