Clay Aiken Team Aniston"s clever spin Without a doubt, the biggest story of the day: Us Weekly"s bold pronouncement that Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn are engaged. Not exactly a surprise considering it"s been building for months now but what WAS surprising was the fanfare surrounding the report and the clever way By Lainey • Aug 10, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Pam & Kid stay true You gotta love a girl who stays true to her roots, who knows her own style, or lack thereof, and doesn’t make the mistake of “classing up” when class in this case is clearly overrated. For this reason, I have developed a newfound appreciation for the gift that is By Lainey • Jul 31, 2006 08:00 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Gwyneth, Apple & Moses: the family elitist Can you believe Gwyneth actually loads her own car seat??? Check out the rapidly growing Apple Martin getting cuter and snottier by the day…just like mom. Hopefully she’s also developing a posh British accent and a gift for cutting down the heathen. I do LOVE uppercrust children – don’ By Lainey • Jul 16, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Rosario Dawson: two for two Is it possible that Rosario Dawson finally figured out how to dress herself? After months of pissing her gorgessity down the drain, this is Rosario"s second triumph in a row. Praise Goddess. Here she is at the premiere of Clerks II the other night looking a vision in By Lainey • Jul 14, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston The Daily Disappointment: Kate Moss In my book, she can do no wrong. But this…this is a giant vajayjay. And hey, if anyone can rock a giant vajayjay, it"s Kate Moss. Unfortunately however, the giant vajayjay is making her look - gasp! - wide. Now you know me. I"m all By Lainey • Jul 12, 2006 08:00 am
Elton John Mischa Barton: killer bitch, killer style Why does this bitch have to be such a bitch? It pains me. It pains me but I have to. Because the girl hardly ever goes wrong and I love, love, love her style vibe. Now wait. Just wait before you starting going off about how "she"s By Lainey • Jul 07, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Jen & Vince engaged? Both Us Weekly and Life & Style are reporting it. So I guess it"s true? And while I don"t dispute the fact that Aniston and Vaughn are engaged, I would exercise a little bit of caution about all the specific details in the Life & Style By Lainey • Jul 06, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Tori Spelling: it"s on bitch! I"m warning you. If don"t care to hear me railing long and hard on Tori Spelling, stop reading now. Otherwise, let"s trash together... Check out this week"s Us Weekly. Shocker of shockers!!! She actually looks pretty human, non? But still..."Her By Lainey • Jun 29, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston The Daily Boring: Surprise! It"s Jennifer Aniston! Ok so here"s the thing. I think this is a lovely, sexy, exciting dress. Black, yes. But it is original and interesting and I really, really wish she could have worked it. Because - aside from the fact that the sun damage is getting kind of alarming - By Lainey • Jun 14, 2006 08:00 am
Ben Affleck Ben Affleck & the return of hot Playing a little catch up here since People pre-empted my Thursday night column last week with their legal hissy fit. Anyway, back to Ben. I can never decide when it comes to Ben. Sometimes I"m all over it, almost to the point of Freebie Five induction. At other By Lainey • Jun 11, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Jennifer Aniston & the curious little bump So it’s either good news or bad news. The good news would be that Jen and Vince are pregnant, that the little bulge inside Jen’s little belly is actually the beginning of their Shiloh counterattack – a delusional attempt to usurp the Olympian superiority of Hollywood’s ultimate golden By Lainey • Jun 11, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Another Pitt tit for tat Yesterday. The day that Jennifer Aniston was supposed to be basking in the glory of finally owning a box office, Brad Pitt and his triple baby momma decide to dominate the headlines once again. Because what"s a $38 million dollar weekend take compared to the first photos of By Lainey • Jun 06, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Jen loves the kids Thanks to DB in Chicago who says that Angelina is not the only child-friendly Pitt lover in the world. It appears Jennifer Aniston has a soft spot for kids too so perhaps we can chalk up her frosty discomfort about babysitting on Regis to Shiloh stress? It must be hard… By Lainey • May 31, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Jen & Vince in Chicago & did you see her on Regis? Now doesn"t she look lovely in white? And doesn"t she look not so lovely and actually kind a dumpy in black? Here are Jen and Vince in Chicago continuing to work very diligently against the critics in support of their Break Up. I mean, this film By Lainey • May 30, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston The Daily Old & Wrinkly: Jennifer Aniston From the devastating effects of alcohol and overf*ckage to the devastating effects of too much sun and too much fraud…take a look at JenJen in Santa Monica this weekend looking not so J-Glow and definitely not so pressed. Sorry, but it’s something I get from my mother. By Lainey • May 21, 2006 08:00 am
Anna Nicole Smith The Daily Overrated: Liz Hurley If Jennifer Aniston can’t stop wearing black, Liz Hurley doesn’t wear it enough. Anyone else sick of looking at her in pink, powder blue, green, now purple, and every other colour under the rainbow??? By the way…have you noticed her glam to budget transformation of late? Tacky By Lainey • May 21, 2006 08:00 am
