Gwyneth Paltrow From Cyndee M: Gwyneth Paltrow "I NEED MONEY" Estee Lauder must be thrilled! Between the cost of pampers and staying platinum blonde she must be hurting. She is the most annoying, irritating person EVER. Who could possibly be a fan of hers??? Oh wait....I forgot… Dear Cyndee: In case you hadn"t heard, Gwyneth is a By Lainey • Jan 31, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt From Blaine N: on Brad and his ladies From Blaine N: on Brad and his ladies I do need to point out to you the overwhelming evidence that Brad Pitt has a very strong predeliction towards physically morphing into his significant others. Let"s go back, starting with Gwyn: matching straw-blonde hair, at points they even had By Lainey • Jan 31, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston From Reaghan M: Gerard Butler for the Freebie 5 My next suggestion for your #5 spot would be Gerard Butler. Among other roles, he played the Phantom in the Phanotm of the Opera...pitty his face was covered. Although he does not have the big star thing happening for him either, he is smoldering hot and worth your consideration. By Lainey • Jan 31, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston From Cyndi T: Jen abuses the help? Is this dirty girl Jennifer Aniston? Dear Cyndi, Pains me to say no, but no. Absolutely not. While Jennifer Aniston is certainly not gracious to the minions, her rudeness is a tad more subtle than the abuser. Focus on someone who is a constant and repeat offender, at home and By Lainey • Jan 31, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston From Linda: on Aniston"s hair What makes you think that actually is Jennifer Annistons hair. She wears a fall on talk shows..you know the slightly different colored hump on top. I think shes got a bunch of extentions in there. Can we hear from hair people on this so important issue? Dear Linda, 10-4. By Lainey • Jan 31, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Worst Colour, Best Hair: Marcia Cross It"s not that I object to the colour of her dress overall. I"m just saying it"s a little tiresome to see this girl walk the carpet in every shade of the rainbow at each subsequent awards show. Last time it was orange, before that By Lainey • Jan 29, 2006 07:00 am
Elton John The Daily Ugly: John Stamos First - let me just say that I ADORE Uncle Jesse. I think he"s handsome and he looks like a nice guy and he"s just b-list enough to be a very good candidate for Jennifer Aniston, as soon as Vince Vaughn wakes up and retrieves his By Lainey • Jan 29, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston The Academy invites Jennifer Many of you have emailed me today, some euphoric and others incredulous, over the fact that Jennifer Aniston has been asked by the Academy to present at the Oscars on March 5th. Your comments ranged from “you’re wrong Lainey, she’s a true movie star and not just a By Lainey • Jan 26, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston I am Jennifer Aniston So last night I hosted a lovely soiree with my book club girls. It"s been 3 years and in that time we have fired one member, gained 4 others, and started having babies. Not all of us. But a whopping 50% of us. Obviously, I"m not By Lainey • Jan 24, 2006 07:00 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Gwyneth at Sundance Here"s my best friend dressed in black, still trying to camouflage her 2nd pregnancy bump, and wearing her patented "I"m too good for you" look she"s perfected over the years. She was at Sundance to promote the short little feature she directed By Lainey • Jan 23, 2006 07:00 am
Eva Longoria Jamie & Eva??? Oh Goddess. Please help. Rumours are swirling that Eva Longoria got her skank ass all up in Jamie Foxx"s face the other night and that they were seen making out at various parties after the Globes. While Page 6 is reporting that their flirtation was quite innocent, Ted By Lainey • Jan 18, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt Jennifer reacts Or does she? Two interesting items hit the gossip wires about Jenpoo today. The first was her official statement regarding the Jolie Pitt pregnancy, released through her publicist via Perez Hilton, “Jennifer is not in the practice of commenting on other people"s private lives.” Chilly, non? “Petty” is By Lainey • Jan 12, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston From Janet G: Jen got shafted OK, we’ve pounded this thing to death. So when I got this email today from Janet, I thought I’d throw it on the site with my reply so that I can put this thing to bed once and for all. Here are my thoughts. And unless Angelina and By Lainey • Jan 11, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Struggling against Julia If you’ve read the gossip guide, you should already be well informed about my feelings on Julia Roberts. Can’t stand the goose honkin’ bitch. And yet she’s irresistible sometimes, non? When she smiles, she truly lights up the screen. And I find myself constantly fighting an inner By Lainey • Jan 11, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston From Michele S: easy on Jen Now Lainey...I have sent you an email with high praises galore for your amazingly funny and witty gossip site. However...will you please lay off Jennifer Anniston??? I know you hate her but she has been through so much this year with monkey faced Brad getting involved with that By Lainey • Jan 09, 2006 07:00 am
Elton John From Anonymous: on blind items I"m a member at the fan chit chat blind item board and I don"t want you to print my name. We talk about your blind items all the time and some people on the board think you make up your information. Where do you get your By Lainey • Jan 04, 2006 07:00 am
