Ben Affleck Look Who’s Hot Again Ben Affleck with Taupe and Violet are back in Cali after an extended stay in New York. Check out the family this weekend looking busy being a family. And check out Ben looking hotter than he has in a long, long time. Like almost Lopez-era hot. Yum. Ben of course By Lainey • Jan 14, 2008 12:41 am
Jennifer Garner Alba Breeding! In all fairness, it’s been a kinder, gentler Jessica Alba of late. This is a girl who, once upon a time, stormed up and down Robson Street in Vancouver terrorising retailers, allowing her dog to piss and sh*t anywhere it wanted without cleaning up her own mess. My By Lainey • Dec 11, 2007 07:00 pm
Jennifer Garner Taupe No Bangs Much better, non? Much less matronly, much more sassy and sexy too, though not too much so as to intimidate the MiniVan… for Taupe Jennifer Garner, it’s a perfect look. Love the bedhead and her toned arms, cute dress, and the “Simple” leather Louboutin – I have a pair in By Lainey • Dec 03, 2007 07:00 pm
Ben Affleck Taupe Back to Work Broadway strike has ended, shows are back on just in time for the holiday rush which means Taupe’s turn in Cyrano de Bergerac has resumed as will, undoubtedly, her daily photo opp with little dimpled adorable Violet. Here’s the most popular MiniVan Majority mom and tot duo out By Lainey • Nov 30, 2007 01:45 am
Ben Affleck Glamour Honours Taupe Glamour Magazine has named Jennifer Garner Woman of the Year. Don’t fall asleep. As you can see, only Taupe can turn an otherwise beautiful dress into something unspectacular. The hair is boring, the earrings are for grannies, but back to the hair… what is with the hair??? Of course By Lainey • Nov 05, 2007 07:00 pm
Jennifer Garner She’s Back Once upon at time that goose guffaw coming out of those horse teeth was too much to bear. But that was an easier, gentler time, before the worldwide spread of Hollywood Ebola and smut took a diseased turn. Julia’s bitch now pales in comparison to the antics of the By Lainey • Nov 05, 2007 04:36 am
Ben Affleck Taupe in Granny Green Quite possible her worst yet… Taupe Jennifer Garner with Ben the other night in Boston leaving the Gone Baby Gone after party in a geriatric dress and wrapped in a throw that Martha Stewart wouldn’t put on her couch. I can smell it from here – like mothballs with cracker By Lainey • Oct 17, 2007 09:39 am
Jennifer Garner Taupe Tours Europe Jennifer Garner is currently in Europe promoting The Kingdom. You’d think she’d step up her game for the continent, non? Non. Here’s Taupe yesterday in Paris wearing the most beautiful dark pink dress and the Laziest.Hair.Ever. That is until tonight in London. Another distinctive gown By Lainey • Oct 04, 2007 10:56 am
Ben Affleck The Taupes in Toronto Ben Affleck played supporting character this weekend at TIFF as Jennifer Garner, his brother Casey, and his BFF Matt were all promoting films. Here’s Taupe looking taupe on the Juno carpet the other night – wonderful dress, boring hair, and the footwear was rather inspired too. In all fairness though, By Lainey • Sep 09, 2007 08:00 pm
Jennifer Garner Taupe in Tokyo Jennifer Garner is still Taupe…more taupe than ever, actually, but taupe isn’t always a bad thing. Taupe can be lovely…boring, but lovely. Taupe can be fresh faced. Taupe can have dimples and please the MiniVan to no end. And Taupe has found herself in Tokyo promoting The By Lainey • Aug 30, 2007 06:19 am
Jennifer Garner Help Taupe Dress Jennifer Garner supporting Matt Damon at the premiere of Bourne last night. As usual, she and Ben avoided posing together. Like, get over it already. We don"t care! But she does need help. Seriously...help her. Jennifer Garner has a lovely body. And a lovely face. And great By Lainey • Jul 26, 2007 08:00 am
Ben Affleck Taupe & Polka Dots Ben Affleck at Joe Kindregan’s high school graduation on Friday. Joe suffers from ataxia-telangiectasia, a rare, degenerative disease. They became fast friends several years ago after the Make A Wish Foundation sent Joe to one of Ben’s premieres and they have remained close through it all… very very By Lainey • Jun 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Gwen Stefani My Gorgessity Gwyneth leaving the gym the other day looking freshfaced and beautiful and toned and grumpy. My girl took a lot of heat the other day while picking up Apple from her daycare and covering up Wacko Jacko style. Now ordinarily, the sh-t that comes out of her mouth is indefensible. By Lainey • May 27, 2007 08:00 pm
Jennifer Garner Encore at du Cap It was another super star evening at the du Cap on Tuesday night. The Oceans 13 Darfur private yacht party went down earlier in the evening, Clooney and the cast hopped on board – both he and Brad looked f&cking delicious in suits. Then all came back to the By Lainey • May 22, 2007 08:00 pm
Jennifer Garner There’s Always a Reason Tell me… is it still by accident if baby photos and happy mummy photos keep showing up day after day? Are the pappies really that clever? Are they really that despicable if hey just happen to “stumble” upon their subjects at the market, or the playground, or wherever there’s By Lainey • May 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Jennifer Garner Taupe in Person Jennifer Garner is a pretty girl. Very pretty. And the dress was lovely. Lovelier than it looks here. Here for some reason it looks hideous. And it was far from hideous. It was a Valentino, with whom she arrived and again, she looked pretty and lovely. And you have to By Lainey • May 07, 2007 08:00 pm
