Baby and Bump Obsession The expanding Taupes The Afflecks arrived yesterday in LA from whereabouts unknown. Ben’s still wearing his hair closely cropped, Taupe’s sweater is another dreary winner, and little Violet, 3 today, is still as happy and as beguiling as ever, the most interesting person in her family. Am told the Taupes were By Lainey • Dec 01, 2008 05:28 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Taupe Maternity Sorry I’m a bit slow today. Been distracted reading this at Maclean’s. F*cking hilarious. Anyway… So I guess we’ve been spoiled a little. With all these celebrities getting pregnant and capitalising on their pregnancies as a boost to their careers via the paparazzi, we’ve been By Lainey • Oct 03, 2008 04:58 am
Bad Style Some people wore jeans… Saturday in Santa Monica, in a hangar at the local airport, check out Kate Beckinsale on the carpet at the Pink Party to benefit Cedars-Sinai Women’s Cancer Research. You would have thought it was a gala, right? One look at her husband will tell you – it was certainly By Lainey • Sep 15, 2008 04:08 am
Lainey Interviews Jen in person My first Aniston close-up. And twice in one day. Yesterday, Sunday, she came into our eTalk Lounge for a sit-down interview with Ben Mulroney. Without a doubt, it was Jen Day. Her film was not a gala. It screened at a small, little theatre far from the fanfare By Lainey • Sep 08, 2008 04:27 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Taupe Curtains on the Carpet Taupe finally confirmed herself yesterday what we’ve now known for months – she’s pregnant with her second. She’s also, unintentionally of course, using it to her advantage with the MiniVan Majority. Check out Jennifer Garner yesterday at the Baby Einstein 10th anniversary event yesterday wearing curtains. I’ve By Lainey • Aug 21, 2008 03:42 am
Jennifer Garner Taupe clips Taupe Garner went to visit a friend yesterday. Some people say women of a certain age should no longer do this or wear that. Don’t know if I agree but does this include hair barrettes? Because these cute little red ones are the most exciting things about her. I By Lainey • Aug 08, 2008 04:33 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Taupes on the campaign trail The Taupes and the Damons were in Miami this weekend at a fundraiser for Barack Obama. Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner flew from LA on Friday specifically for the event, and squeezed in a visit with their besties Matt and Lucy who are also pregnant. Curiously enough, they had overlapping By Lainey • Aug 04, 2008 02:34 am
Baby and Bump Obsession New baby, new house And to answer so many of your messages – no, they are not splitting up. In 3 years? In 5 years? Who knows? But right now, the Taupes are happy. They are committed. They are ambitious. They are expecting their second baby. They are renovating a new home. Here they are By Lainey • Aug 01, 2008 03:57 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Violet Babies Always Sell Taupe took her daughter to the park to play on the swings yesterday – mommy and Violet pictures are always a sure thing. These will end up in one of the weeklies for sure…because people love babies and people love bumps! As you know, Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are By Lainey • Jul 23, 2008 04:30 am
Baby and Bump Obsession A Sibling for Violet Quick gloat. Click away if you hate. Victor Garber has confirmed that Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are expecting their second child, this just a couple of weeks after total bullsh*t reports claimed they were on the verge of a split. As I posted at the time, the two By Lainey • Jul 18, 2008 02:09 am
Parent Pimps Taupe and Violet smiling Taupe and Violet out and about today… and is it just me or is Jennifer Garner a little bigger ‘round the bust area? Jennifer Garner isn’t known for being chesty. These photos should give the bump nuts even more reason to flap, non? Once again, to reiterate, she and By Lainey • Jul 02, 2008 11:05 am
Ben Affleck The Taupes are fine And they’re engaging the paps to convince you of it. As I always say – gossip is a buffet. The smut is laid out, your choice what goes on your plate. There were rumours last week that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner have found themselves in the Madonna/Guy Ritchie By Lainey • Jun 30, 2008 07:17 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Anything is an improvement After seeing the Worst.Taupe.Ever the other day, plain black looks amazing. Anything but that horrible housefrock. Ew! This is Jennifer Garner leaving a restaurant in Brentwood yesterday. I know you love it even though I hate it… so obsess away. Analyse that thing until you can see a By Lainey • Jun 25, 2008 02:42 am
Bad Style Worst. Taupe. Ever They say that we are too hard on celebrities… that once in a while, since we are allowed to look like schlubs, celebrities should be allowed to look like schlubs. That we should be more kind and forgiving when they walk around wearing ass. I agree… to a point. Because By Lainey • Jun 23, 2008 05:44 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Violet’s First Day! Ben and Taupe took daughter Violet to her first day at pre-school Monday. Ben was apparently beaming with his nametag on during orientation for the parents while Jen was observed getting a little emotional. Violet meanwhile couldn’t have been more excited. Seriously…Violet is the best. Trading on By Lainey • Jun 17, 2008 01:03 am
Famewhores Taupe & Violet please everyone Jennifer Garner was never as popular when Alias was ON the air as she has been now that it’s OFF the air. Strange, non? That an actress’s value can increase even when she’s not working? This is the power of the MiniVan Majority. Because Taupe had Violet. By Lainey • Jun 13, 2008 01:30 am
