Ben Affleck Ben & Casey at the Salon Ben and Casey Affleck were in London yesterday promoting Gone Baby Gone and also found time to drop in at The Return of the Salon hosted by Esquire Magazine held at the Sanderson Hotel. My only memory of the Sanderson Hotel is from last summer. We went there for drinks By Lainey • May 29, 2008 02:11 am
Douchebags The Difference of a Year Last year John Mayer was accompanied by Jessica Simpson to the Costume Institute Gala. She wore a Cavalli that was too small, resulting in back fat and Lara and I lost our sh*t. It was the beginning of the end. Shortly after that, John and Jessica parted ways. Twelve By Lainey • May 06, 2008 04:52 am
Ben Affleck The Taupes at the White House A rare appearance in public by Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner – these two usually go to great pains to walk a carpet separately. But they also had the good sense not to pull any celebrity f&ckery at the White House Correspondents’ dinner on Saturday night which is why By Lainey • Apr 27, 2008 08:14 pm
Ben Affleck No Ben at the Oscars Have received emails from many of you re: Ben Affleck’s absence at the Oscars but there really is nothing smutty to report. And even if there was, do you really think Taupe would let that go? Since marrying Ben and birthing Violet, ingratiating herself to the Mommy Majority, Jennifer By Lainey • Feb 27, 2008 02:28 am
Jennifer Garner Best Taupe: Jennifer Garner Normally Taupe Jennifer Garner brought it…and how. There was an edge to her on the carpet last night – something sassy, something confident, something really sexy in the way she walked, in the way she posed, in the way she invited people to look at her. It was a new By Lainey • Feb 25, 2008 02:54 am
Ben Affleck Look Who’s Hot Again Ben Affleck with Taupe and Violet are back in Cali after an extended stay in New York. Check out the family this weekend looking busy being a family. And check out Ben looking hotter than he has in a long, long time. Like almost Lopez-era hot. Yum. Ben of By Lainey • Jan 14, 2008 12:41 am
Jennifer Garner Alba Breeding! In all fairness, it’s been a kinder, gentler Jessica Alba of late. This is a girl who, once upon a time, stormed up and down Robson Street in Vancouver terrorising retailers, allowing her dog to piss and sh*t anywhere it wanted without cleaning up her own mess. My By Lainey • Dec 11, 2007 07:00 pm
Jennifer Garner Taupe No Bangs Much better, non? Much less matronly, much more sassy and sexy too, though not too much so as to intimidate the MiniVan… for Taupe Jennifer Garner, it’s a perfect look. Love the bedhead and her toned arms, cute dress, and the “Simple” leather Louboutin – I have a pair in By Lainey • Dec 03, 2007 07:00 pm
Ben Affleck Taupe Back to Work Broadway strike has ended, shows are back on just in time for the holiday rush which means Taupe’s turn in Cyrano de Bergerac has resumed as will, undoubtedly, her daily photo opp with little dimpled adorable Violet. Here’s the most popular MiniVan Majority mom and tot duo out By Lainey • Nov 30, 2007 01:45 am
Ben Affleck Glamour Honours Taupe Glamour Magazine has named Jennifer Garner Woman of the Year. Don’t fall asleep. As you can see, only Taupe can turn an otherwise beautiful dress into something unspectacular. The hair is boring, the earrings are for grannies, but back to the hair… what is with the hair??? Of course By Lainey • Nov 05, 2007 07:00 pm
Jennifer Garner She’s Back Once upon at time that goose guffaw coming out of those horse teeth was too much to bear. But that was an easier, gentler time, before the worldwide spread of Hollywood Ebola and smut took a diseased turn. Julia’s bitch now pales in comparison to the antics of the By Lainey • Nov 05, 2007 04:36 am
Ben Affleck Taupe in Granny Green Quite possible her worst yet… Taupe Jennifer Garner with Ben the other night in Boston leaving the Gone Baby Gone after party in a geriatric dress and wrapped in a throw that Martha Stewart wouldn’t put on her couch. I can smell it from here – like mothballs with cracker By Lainey • Oct 17, 2007 09:39 am
Jennifer Garner Taupe Tours Europe Jennifer Garner is currently in Europe promoting The Kingdom. You’d think she’d step up her game for the continent, non? Non. Here’s Taupe yesterday in Paris wearing the most beautiful dark pink dress and the Laziest.Hair.Ever. That is until tonight in London. Another distinctive gown By Lainey • Oct 04, 2007 10:56 am
Ben Affleck The Taupes in Toronto Ben Affleck played supporting character this weekend at TIFF as Jennifer Garner, his brother Casey, and his BFF Matt were all promoting films. Here’s Taupe looking taupe on the Juno carpet the other night – wonderful dress, boring hair, and the footwear was rather inspired too. In all fairness though, By Lainey • Sep 09, 2007 08:00 pm
Jennifer Garner Taupe in Tokyo Jennifer Garner is still Taupe…more taupe than ever, actually, but taupe isn’t always a bad thing. Taupe can be lovely…boring, but lovely. Taupe can be fresh faced. Taupe can have dimples and please the MiniVan to no end. And Taupe has found herself in Tokyo promoting The By Lainey • Aug 30, 2007 06:19 am
Jennifer Garner Help Taupe Dress Jennifer Garner supporting Matt Damon at the premiere of Bourne last night. As usual, she and Ben avoided posing together. Like, get over it already. We don"t care! But she does need help. Seriously...help her. Jennifer Garner has a lovely body. And a lovely face. And great By Lainey • Jul 26, 2007 08:00 am
