Media Manipulation Taupe’s whispers Valentine’s Day is coming up. The occasion and the movie. Since the film stars almost everyone in Hollywood, they’re now all covering magazines and appearing on talk shows to promote it. Jessica Biel ended up on Vogue. And her BFF Taupe Garner gets Parade. Safe. The interview is By Lainey • Jan 22, 2010 01:17 am
Bad Style Worst Globe Hair: Taupe Garner Sweet Jesus she made me straight up ANGRY. Every time I see the pictures I am angry. So angry. How do you sit in a chair and ASK FOR THIS HAIR? Wait, let me guess. People.com is ranking this as a “best” of the night? I don’t even By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 03:58 am
Thinnification Taupe’s little arms I remarked on what I perceived to be her Thinnification the other day – click here if you missed it – and last night Taupe Jennifer Garner stepped out at the Children’s Defence Fund in LA showing off her little arms. Or maybe it’s just me. She just seems a By Lainey • Dec 04, 2009 06:52 am
Thinnification The Thinnification of Taupe Jennifer Garner seemed to be in no rush to starve herself following the birth of 2nd daughter Seraphina born last January. Was great. Lately though… This is Garner after getting her hair done yesterday. She looks gaunt, her jeans are falling off of her, her hips, they’re scaring me, By Lainey • Nov 30, 2009 10:11 am
Famewhores Shelfy & Taupe Sweet Christ, can you imagine being invited to tag along for this one? The only benefit would be finishing off their food. Because you know they don’t eat. Jessica Biel and Jennifer Garner hooked up for dinner last night in LA following Biel’s appearance on The Tonight Show By Lainey • Nov 11, 2009 01:49 am
Famewhores One happy Affleck family Taupe must have been tired of those photos of him with the others, of Ben looking happy with everyone else but her. Photo Assumption can be a very powerful game. And celebrities use it to their advantages too. So this is the family Affleck today on set in Boston. Jennifer By Lainey • Oct 20, 2009 01:28 pm
Ben Affleck Easy make-a-story Ben Affleck shooting his movie The Town with the impossibly charming Rebecca Hall and Photo Assumption says he’s happy. He’s in great spirits. He’s also in character. It’s called acting. But you know it won’t be long before Life & Style goes for a run By Lainey • Oct 01, 2009 12:27 pm
Jennifer Garner Taupe is clean Jennifer Garner at the LA premiere of The Invention of Lying (terrible title) last night. She looked great at TIFF and, apart from the fringe, she looked great again last night. Forehead curtains. It’s like forehead curtains, see? Jennifer flew in from Boston for the event, is expected to By Lainey • Sep 22, 2009 03:00 am
Ben Affleck GOOPy cooks chicken! Laura and I have been crowding my laptop for 10 minutes completely riveted watching Gwyneth debone chicken. It’s FASCINATING. And she knows what she’s doing. I mean it’s not the first time she’s done it. And she peels potatoes like a person who peels potatoes. Unlike By Lainey • Jul 23, 2009 09:47 am
Ben Affleck Date night at the ball game Ben Affleck has been shooting a movie in Boston. Taupe and their two girls have joined him. They say there’s a charity poker event he’s hosting with Matt Damon here in Cannes but last night Ben and Jen were at the Magic Celtics Game 7. I love these By Lainey • May 19, 2009 01:11 am
Style Ghosts, Girlfriends, and a Geriatric Last night at the Hollywood premiere of The Ghosts of Girlfriends Past, also known as How to Lose a Guy in the Fool’s Gold Sahara - Matthew McConaughey brought his baby mother along as costar Taupe Jennifer Garner hit her first carpet since giving birth to 2nd daughter Seraphina. She By Lainey • Apr 28, 2009 04:08 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Easter Taupes Violet celebrated Easter yesterday with her parents then Ben kissed Taupe before jetting off to Massachusetts where he was filming today a new movie called The Company Men. The Company Men costarring Kevin Costner and Tommy Lee Jones and Rosemarie DeWitt (who should NOT have been ignored in Rachel Getting By Lainey • Apr 13, 2009 09:17 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Saving it up for Violet Explains why Taupe Jennifer Garner is so taupe. Turns out she was storing. Saving up everything interesting, all personality and charisma, for her daughter Violet. Violet is not Taupe. Even from the pictures you can see it: Violet is spicy. Violet is my favourite. Have always said that Violet is By Lainey • Apr 03, 2009 08:48 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Mom comes to help Ben Affleck is on preschool pick up duty. Oh Violet. This child. I love her and I don’t even know her... which totally sounds f-cked up and creepy but that pretty much defines celebrity child obsession these days anyway. The Chosen One Shiloh Jolie-Pitt has more magazine By Lainey • Jan 15, 2009 11:26 am
Famewhores Still waiting… Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner hand in hand, again spotted at the hospital, again not staying at the hospital, and still pregnant. She’s like the new Naomi Watts. They look happier than usual. Ben actually cracked half a smile for the paps. Much has been made of late about By Lainey • Jan 05, 2009 01:17 am
Baby and Bump Obsession NYE baby? The Taupes arrived at the hospital today prompting speculation that Violet’s sibling is coming like right now any minute. They don’t seem all that hurried or laboured to me. But then again, what do I know of such things? As for a scheduled c-section option, because apparently By Lainey • Dec 31, 2008 08:28 am
