Girly Throw Downs Blake Lively & Mrs Affleck Ben Affleck’s The Town was named one of the Best 10 of 2010 by the National Board of Review. The gala was last night in New York. His wife Jennifer Garner decided to accompany him. Well that must have been a buzzkill. Naturally, they did not pose together on By Lainey • Jan 12, 2011 02:58 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Ben is crusty Fresh off a family holiday to Hawaii, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner took their daughter Violet for frozen yoghurt in Santa Monica yesterday. That kid always seems so happy. I like her. Her father on the other hand didn’t seem to be in a great mood, obviously protesting the By Lainey • Jan 06, 2011 09:51 am
Girly Throw Downs GOOP cuts Taupe We’re back to cooking on GOOP this week. Ordinarily this would bore me. But Erin K brilliantly pointed something out – thanks Erin! GOOP is featuring Ina Garten, The Barefoot Contessa. They’re trying out recipes. Whatever. Of course the way Gwyneth tells it, it’s like they’ve been By Lainey • Oct 28, 2010 09:20 am
Jennifer Garner No Taupe at Chanel Jennifer Garner went to Chanel today in Beverly Hills and left with several bags. I want bags that size full of clothing from Chanel too. If I wore that to Chanel in Vancouver though I probably wouldn’t get the same service. Garner of course as you know from all By Lainey • Oct 13, 2010 12:32 pm
Ben Affleck Hot again just in time I go off Ben Affleck for quiver for long stretches. It’s not that he’s ever been at the top of the list but I can appreciate how, on paper, there are the elements of the package – tall, handsome, a strong dimpled jaw...and he was after all once By Lainey • Aug 23, 2010 10:00 am
Hook Ups Am I imagining the sexual tension? Interview Magazine, Blake Lively by Ben Affleck – have you read it yet? Ben directs Blake in the upcoming The Town which, yes, does look quite strong and will make the festival rounds before opening on September 10th. Ben is expected to be at TIFF and the Venice Film Festival – both By Lainey • Aug 19, 2010 04:31 am
Baby and Bump Obsession I am not my brother Casey Affleck’s messy legal battle is getting worse. Another lady who worked on the set of his Joaquin Phoenix doc is suing him for being a sexual freak, allegedly sneaking up on her in the middle of the night and getting into bed and demanding to sleep with her. By Lainey • Aug 02, 2010 06:54 am
Baby and Bump Obsession 5 years later Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston didn’t make it 5 years. They were 6 months shy of the mark when they announced the divorce. Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner however have hit a milestone. Married 5 years yesterday, seen here in Venice, CA on Monday after a celebratory dinner at By Lainey • Jun 30, 2010 02:26 am
Girly Throw Downs JLo & Taupe...? The LA premiere of The Back-up Plan last night. Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony working hard to promote it. I liked the gold dress better from the other day. There’s some buzz going on that Lopez was asked on the carpet about Jennifer Garner. Yeah, that Jennifer Garner. By Lainey • Apr 22, 2010 07:59 am
Gorgessity Taupe & Legs Theron Also at the Matt Damon American Cinematheque – Jennifer Garner in a midnight blue cocktail, I love. Taupe also spoke on stage, roasting Damon in reference to his relationship with Ben Affleck. Taupe made a funny! "Ben is half of one of the greatest love stories ever told. Not with By Lainey • Mar 29, 2010 06:19 am
Dumbass MiniVan Morning Porn Ryan Gosling, where are you? I need you. Because it’s been a long ass day. Between the Olympics and blogging and rehearsals and a thousand emails on both accounts, this is the sh-t that completely picked my ass. I need a distraction from the sugar raping poseur vagina By Lainey • Feb 10, 2010 10:01 am
Famewhores Woah. Down girl Um, yeah, so it’s a movie premiere. With an ensemble cast. Not that that makes a difference. Because it’s a MOVIE PREMIERE, it’s not the f-cking Oscars. But someone forgot to tell Jessica Biel who called up Kate Beckinsale for advice on what to wear. Which By Lainey • Feb 09, 2010 01:35 am
Girly Throw Downs Julia Roberts on the Thinnification of Taupe I’ve previously addressed her thinnification here and here. Now Julia Roberts is weighing in on it. F-cking LOVE her. Because she is such a sanctimonious cow. And she’s just getting worse. Julia Roberts is a yappy, loudmouthed bitch, except instead of screaming at the Chinese market, she’ By Lainey • Feb 04, 2010 03:42 am
Famewhores Shelfy + Taupe = Bore These are the articles you can write from the ass. Right off the get there’s the sense that you’ve arrived just in time to witness some killer celebrity fellatio. It’s Shelf Ass Jessica Biel and Taupe Jennifer Garner for Marie Claire to promote Valentine’s Day, featured By Lainey • Feb 03, 2010 01:57 am
Media Manipulation Mr Taupe is contrite Someone knows he f-cked up. And someone is smart enough to be sorry for it. Or, at the very least, to look like he’s sorry for it. This is one of the qualities (of many qualities) that Chris Brown is lacking: Contrition. As posted yesterday, Ben Affleck gave By Lainey • Jan 27, 2010 02:23 am
Douchebags Mr Taupe is a sulky bitch Remember Taupe Garner’s interview with Parade? When she revealed that Ben Affleck courted her via email? Well, Ben was at Sundance the other day promoting The Company Men and was asked about Garner’s quote at which point he turned into a sulky little bitch and basically embarrassed his By Lainey • Jan 26, 2010 07:28 am
