Girly Throw Downs JLo got Mimi for her birthday Is it me or was it hilariously, awesomely cold the way American Idol confirmed Mariah Carey in Jennifer Lopez’s face yesterday? There was a big ass deal made of the fact that JLo would not be returning. Or, in hindsight, we now realise, JLo made a big ass deal By Lainey • Jul 24, 2012 01:11 pm
Dumbass Slum Love’s first birthday It’s Jennifer Lopez’s birthday tomorrow. She’ll be 43. Here she is yesterday shopping with her backup dancing boyfriend in New York. She has a few days off; the next stop on her tour looks to be Wednesday in Boston. For Casper’s birthday I predicted she’d By Lainey • Jul 23, 2012 12:42 pm
Dumbass Slum Love on National Television You want to make yourself feel good after your divorce and f-ck around with a 25 year old little dancer, fine. Me I would have picked someone slighter taller, more attractive, to serve that purpose but your eyes are clearly bugged so...fine, fine on that point too. But By Lainey • Jul 17, 2012 02:07 pm
Dumbass JLo is a “Bear” too But first... Jennifer Lopez has finally confirmed, after going back and forth and back and forth and cockteasing everyone for weeks because, whatever she is, she knows how to extend a headline, that she will not be returning as a judge to American Idol. JLo called Seacrest today to put By Lainey • Jul 13, 2012 02:50 pm
Jennifer Lopez Intro for July 3, 2012 Dear Gossips, Welcome back to those of you returning from long weekend in Canada. It was a regular work day here yesterday. For up to date posts on the Tom & Katie situation, please scroll down or click here, here, and here to get caught up. It’s a fluid By Lainey • Jul 03, 2012 10:07 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The JLo hairline Jennifer Lopez is touring. She was in Chile with her kids and of course that back up dancer. As you can see, the hair is bobbed right now. Looks good. But check out the hairline on her daughter Emme. Like mom, right? It's adorable. And her face is By Lainey • Jun 20, 2012 05:35 pm
Dumbass Slumjob reality show Ojani Noa and Cris Judd must be so bitter that they hooked up too early with Jennifer Lopez, before the explosion of reality television. Page Six reports that JLo has signed with Oxygen for a reality show featuring her backup dancer boyfriend in his role as “head choreographer” on her By Lainey • May 23, 2012 03:00 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Marc kept the Beckhams David Beckham was honoured last night in LA at the 27th Anniversary Sports Spectacular. His friend Marc Anthony presented his award. The Beckhams were once tight with both Marc and JLo. It’s been a while since Victoria and JLo have been seen together publicly. Marc kept the Beckhams in By Lainey • May 21, 2012 01:54 pm
Dumbass JLo’s next career moves Forbes has just put Jennifer Lopez on top of their Celebrity 100 List, calling her the most powerful celebrity in the business with $52 million earned last year along with total pop culture domination. I don’t dispute it. American Idol is the best decision she’s ever made. The By Lainey • May 17, 2012 10:29 am
Dumbass The downside of the job, courtesy of JLo Jennifer Lopez attended the LA premiere last night of What To Expect When You’re Expecting. What? Of course he was there with her. He is everywhere with her. And that says more about her than it does about him. Sadly. So here’s JLo in an unflattering dress - is By Lainey • May 15, 2012 12:11 pm
Dumbass Slum Love On Prime Time Jennifer Lopez performed Dance Again on American Idol last night. I’m in London so I didn’t watch live. But so many of you emailed about it I woke up this morning to check out the video. Why the interest? Well because her lover and backup dancer turned “lead By Lainey • May 11, 2012 03:00 pm
Dumbass JLo’s “lead choreographer” Like I’ve always said, JLo’s sh-t is too predictable. As we all expected. Casper Smart has been officially hired to work on her summer tour. He has been promoted from backup dancer to choreographer. Or, if you ask him, the “lead choreographer”. Apparently Casper has been shooting By Lainey • May 03, 2012 12:40 pm
Dumbass Slumming on tour Jennifer Lopez and Enrique Iglesias along with Wisin Y Yandel announced their summer tour yesterday. JLo called it "historic" which I guess is why she commemorated the occasion with her backup dancer Casper Smart. She held his hand upon arrival at the presser. And why not? You don& By Lainey • May 01, 2012 10:24 am
Dumbass After lunch in their Love Truck Jennifer Lopez predictably bought her boy that white pickup for his birthday. Does she pay for the insurance too? Insurance can’t be that much. From all the jobs she’s been giving him to “direct” in and star in her videos, Casper Smart must be making some money. I By Lainey • Apr 30, 2012 12:15 pm
Douchebags Slum Lover drives a truck now “Little Bear Backup is also really excited because he’s turning 25 later this week. Oh Mamma Bear, you don’t haveta get this widdle baby a pwezzie. Me just want you to wuv me. So she’ll totally buy him a pickup truck.” -I wrote this last week, on By Lainey • Apr 09, 2012 11:53 am
Maple Leaf Teenagers eating cheap food My friend Lorella emailed me earlier today with one of these photos attached and the following message: OMG. At first I thought this was JLo. God I’m so embarrassed for her. I laughed for an hour. Anyway, it’s obviously not JLo and the backup dancer, no. Here are By Lainey • Apr 05, 2012 03:58 pm
