Dumbass The downside of the job, courtesy of JLo Jennifer Lopez attended the LA premiere last night of What To Expect When You’re Expecting. What? Of course he was there with her. He is everywhere with her. And that says more about her than it does about him. Sadly. So here’s JLo in an unflattering dress - By Lainey • May 15, 2012 12:11 pm
Dumbass Slum Love On Prime Time Jennifer Lopez performed Dance Again on American Idol last night. I’m in London so I didn’t watch live. But so many of you emailed about it I woke up this morning to check out the video. Why the interest? Well because her lover and backup dancer turned “lead By Lainey • May 11, 2012 03:00 pm
Dumbass JLo’s “lead choreographer” Like I’ve always said, JLo’s sh-t is too predictable. As we all expected. Casper Smart has been officially hired to work on her summer tour. He has been promoted from backup dancer to choreographer. Or, if you ask him, the “lead choreographer”. Apparently Casper has been shooting his By Lainey • May 03, 2012 12:40 pm
Dumbass Slumming on tour Jennifer Lopez and Enrique Iglesias along with Wisin Y Yandel announced their summer tour yesterday. JLo called it "historic" which I guess is why she commemorated the occasion with her backup dancer Casper Smart. She held his hand upon arrival at the presser. And why not? You don& By Lainey • May 01, 2012 10:24 am
Dumbass After lunch in their Love Truck Jennifer Lopez predictably bought her boy that white pickup for his birthday. Does she pay for the insurance too? Insurance can’t be that much. From all the jobs she’s been giving him to “direct” in and star in her videos, Casper Smart must be making some money. I By Lainey • Apr 30, 2012 12:15 pm
Douchebags Slum Lover drives a truck now “Little Bear Backup is also really excited because he’s turning 25 later this week. Oh Mamma Bear, you don’t haveta get this widdle baby a pwezzie. Me just want you to wuv me. So she’ll totally buy him a pickup truck.” -I wrote this last week, on By Lainey • Apr 09, 2012 11:53 am
Maple Leaf Teenagers eating cheap food My friend Lorella emailed me earlier today with one of these photos attached and the following message: OMG. At first I thought this was JLo. God I’m so embarrassed for her. I laughed for an hour. Anyway, it’s obviously not JLo and the backup dancer, no. Here are By Lainey • Apr 05, 2012 03:58 pm
Dumbass Two gross bears just being gross Have you seen this photo? It was posted to Twitter by JLo’s backup dancer boyfriend Casper Smart with the following caption: Two little bears just watching the sunrise... Ew! Little Bear Backup is also really excited because he’s turning 25 later this week. Oh Mamma Bear, you don’ By Lainey • Apr 02, 2012 10:09 am
Amazingness JLo would love Gangster Franco I love Gangster Franco. I just wish Gangster Franco had happened before JLo decided to get with her backup dancer. Then again, James Franco actually has a career of his own. That would probably turn her off. Gangster Franco’s stylings however, well, as you can see, JLo’d be By Lainey • Mar 28, 2012 10:54 am
Dumbass Air miles with JLo Jennifer Lopez is in Brazil to promote her reality show Q’Viva: The Chosen. As you know, she and ex-husband Marc Anthony are co-producers on the project. Marc however was not present. Instead, AS USUAL, and that’s the problem, her backup dancer/boyfriend accompanied her on the trip. As By Lainey • Mar 27, 2012 12:42 pm
Dumbass Vogue slums with JLo She’s on the cover of the April issue looking really good, but I also wonder why they chose to go with studio shots as opposed to a more interesting visual. Where Jennifer Lopez is concerned, there’s always a story behind the shot. The entire article has been posted By Lainey • Mar 16, 2012 01:02 pm
Dumbass JLo’s manager thinks she’s slumming too I don’t know how this happens but whatever, if JLo’s manager wants to run his mouth in Vogue and give us the good, legitimate gossip that doesn’t come from some anonymous commenter on a blog that people *think* *might* be a movie star, I won’t complain. By Lainey • Mar 15, 2012 03:01 pm
Gross Creatively paying the boyfriend JLo is shooting a video in Mexico. Some outlets are reporting that her boyfriend Casper Smart is directing it. According to his Twitter, some other dude is actually the director but that dude refers to Casper as a “boss” so he’s probably in fact “producing it” which is her By Lainey • Mar 13, 2012 05:19 pm
Gross JLo’s look of pride All the American Idol people went out for dinner last night. JLo, who is incapable of slumming down every situation these days, was accompanied by the backup dancer. It really, really grosses me out the way he looks in his pants. This of course is totally not how she feels. By Lainey • Mar 02, 2012 01:59 pm
Girly Throw Downs Oscar Slumming: JLo edition I didn’t hate the silver Zuhair Murad as much as some of you. Having said that...it’s Zuhair Murad. So not-hate will never become like or love. My feelings about JLo from last night though aren’t focused on her attire. How can they be when there’s By Lainey • Feb 27, 2012 02:52 pm
Oscars 2012 JLo at the Oscars... a LOT In our ongoing feature of Oscar memories, Jennifer Lopez is the next subject. And I’ve just realised in preparing this post and the photos for it how many f-cking times she’s been. 9 times! This year it’ll be 10! Do you think, maybe, that’s too much, By Lainey • Feb 21, 2012 04:37 pm
