Dumbass Referring to yourself in the third bear You can never go wrong with a Jennifer Lopez magazine spread. Not even if they’re sh-tty pictures. Even when they’re sh-tty the camera loves her. And she knows how to do something with it. “Jennifer Lopez is standing on the terrace of the Ciragan Palace hotel By Lainey • Jan 03, 2013 02:57 pm
Jennifer Lopez Let me buy you a ring, Bear But who’s the giver Bear and who’s the receiver Bear? JLO Bear is currently touring Australia. She and Casper Bear went shopping in Perth today. They stopped at Tiffany and looked at some rings. C-Bear wants a ring for Christmas? Slum Love has been happening for over By Lainey • Dec 06, 2012 12:25 pm
Dumbass Gross Bear turns 1 Here’s JLO Bear at the UNESCO charity gala in Germany on the weekend. Amazingly enough, she didn’t have her Slum Bear with her on the carpet. He’s around though. Oh he’s around. It was their 1 year anniversary last Thursday. They proclaimed their Bear Love for By Lainey • Oct 29, 2012 12:43 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: JLo’s matching tracksuit With her Birkin. This cracks me up. I mean it’s one thing to step out of the house in your casual clothes because you’re in a hurry and you grab your bag on the way out because it has all your sh-t in it from the night By Lainey • Oct 24, 2012 11:17 am
Media Manipulation What, no double date? Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner were in Paris last night promoting Argo. Ben took his wife out for dinner after as they continue to put their romance on display in service of his Oscar campaign. Mrs. A is great at this job, a perfect politician’s wife. Also in Paris, By Lainey • Oct 16, 2012 01:01 pm
Media Manipulation Ben Affleck: don’t peak too soon Argo opens this weekend. Ben Affleck has been selling it for weeks, and very, very well. He’s smiling for the paps, he’s taking his daughters out, he’s hitting parked cars and leaving considerate notes for the owner, and he covers the new issue of The Hollywood Reporter. By Lainey • Oct 10, 2012 04:12 pm
Dumbass JLo, Statham, and that ring Let’s talk about Parker first. Parker is the movie Jennifer Lopez did with Jason Statham. A trailer has just been released and there’s a lot to laugh at, none of it intended that way. And immediately too, starting with Statham’s introduction. HE IS NOT PLAYING A CHARACTER. By Lainey • Oct 04, 2012 03:02 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Slum Love at Paris Fashion Week Look at this fool in the front row at Chanel DURING THE PRESENTATION. With his shades on. Like he’s a main event, instead of the slum lover of a main event who happens to have really, REALLY bad taste. If you’re Casper Smart and even Kanye West isn’ By Lainey • Oct 02, 2012 10:26 am
Gross Slum Love in Poland Jennifer Lopez is performing in Poland this week. Here she is out on a run with members of her entourage including the Slum Lover, Casper Smart. We’re coming up on the one year anniversary of their...togetherness. Or least what we think would be the one year anniversary of By Lainey • Sep 27, 2012 01:26 pm
Girly Throw Downs Front Row Slum Love? JLo is in New York. It’s fashion week. Will she show up at Katie’s front row? I have a hard time believing it given that they’ve not been seen together in a long time and JLo’s still rumoured to have Sci ties, but that just might By Lainey • Sep 12, 2012 11:32 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Slum Love in the pool Well, at least she’s not wearing a belly chain. Given that she’s ok with the world knowing that that is her boyfriend and that she gave him a top job on her tour and that he calls her BEAR, slumming it with a belly chain while in her By Lainey • Aug 31, 2012 11:45 am
Style Slum Love recycles stripes? Jennifer Lopez’s tour stops in Miami this weekend. Here she is arriving at their hotel with the children and the entourage and the boyfriend, the back-up dancer turned “head choreographer”, and why isn’t he her fiancé yet, Casper Smart. Seeing his hand on her back is grossing By Lainey • Aug 30, 2012 02:05 pm
Famewhores Slum Love’s red carpet protocol I am obsessed with these pictures... So here’s JLo Bear in Vegas for the weekend also at Wet Republic where Prince Harry was partying. They rolled out a blue carpet for her to walk on at the step and repeat. You see how this works? She sends her slum By Lainey • Aug 20, 2012 02:43 pm
Dumbass Bear is being watched An interesting article appeared on PEOPLE.com today titled: Jennifer Lopez Becoming Short-Tempered Around Casper Smart Whaaaat???? But they're not even married yet. Everyone knows she doesn't actually open her eyes and stop thinking with her dumb heart until she marries them and gives away By Lainey • Aug 03, 2012 06:14 pm
Faux Gossip Bear went to the John Travolta? Well, not quite. John Travolta likes his rub'n'tuggers to be men. It appears Jennifer Lopez's boyfriend prefers to be jerked off by proper female sex workers and not unsuspecting massage therapists. IN TOUCH Weekly is reporting that Casper Smart went to an "exotic By Lainey • Aug 01, 2012 01:57 pm
Dumbass A slum love birthday cake I’m sorry this got buried under Twilight and Mimi... But that’s how it will be now that Jennifer Lopez is persisting with the slum loving. It was her birthday yesterday. She’s 43. This was the first time she celebrated the occasion as the girlfriend of her back- By Lainey • Jul 25, 2012 05:14 pm
