Gross Slum Love + Granny Freeze in the front row I don’t care that JLO tried to fight Justin Timberlake’s ego with her leg. I don’t care that she couldn’t resist making the moment about her leg when she was presenting an award. I actually thought “I got the memo” was funny. And besides, oh I’ By Lainey • Feb 11, 2013 10:23 am
Bad Style The baby of Out Of Sight & Transporter This is what JLO called Parker on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart the other night. Out Of Sight is a great movie, maybe her best movie. Is Transporter Jason Statham’s best movie? I don’t know enough about Jason Statham movies to be able to decide what, exactly, By Lainey • Jan 25, 2013 12:19 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Slum Bear & Jason Statham JLO’s been all over New York promoting Parker this week, in varying outfits, clearly loving the attention. That’s who she is, right? Even when she’s selling sh-t she doesn’t mind. Because she’s out there, and people want to talk to her, and she gets to By Lainey • Jan 23, 2013 12:19 pm
Dumbass The 3 Bears Two bears wasn’t enough. They had to add a third bear. They had to acquire a new bear to affirm their Bear Love. Here’s what Slum Bear Casper Smart posted on his Twitter yesterday, re-tweeted by JLO: Introducing the new addition to the family.... " BEAR" #WelcomeHome By Lainey • Jan 18, 2013 10:03 am
Dumbass JLO on Mimi Day Mariah Carey’s American Idol premieres tonight. It’s the only appointment that should be on my schedule. On all our schedules. Aaaaand... Here’s Jennifer Lopez’s face on the cover of PEOPLE Magazine. As you know, it was JLO who vacated her judge’s seat, subsequently opening up By Lainey • Jan 16, 2013 12:39 pm
Bad Style Slum Love at the Globes She had to bring him. She had to. She could not face the Afflecks alone. I don’t understand why. If I’m JLO, I’d face the Afflecks alone every.single.time. Especially in this dress. No, I don’t like this dress. In fact, I think it’s By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 05:40 pm
Girly Throw Downs Bennifer 1 & 2 at the Golden Globes So many bears on one carpet, what’s a bear to do? The Hollywood Foreign Press Association has announced the first group of presenters at Sunday’s Golden Globe Awards: George Cloney, Will Ferrell, Nathan Fillion (!), Debra Messing, Jeremy Renner, Amanda Seyfried, Jason Statham, Meryl Streep, Kerry Washington, and Kristen By Lainey • Jan 08, 2013 03:17 pm
Dumbass Referring to yourself in the third bear You can never go wrong with a Jennifer Lopez magazine spread. Not even if they’re sh-tty pictures. Even when they’re sh-tty the camera loves her. And she knows how to do something with it. “Jennifer Lopez is standing on the terrace of the Ciragan Palace hotel in Istanbul, By Lainey • Jan 03, 2013 02:57 pm
Jennifer Lopez Let me buy you a ring, Bear But who’s the giver Bear and who’s the receiver Bear? JLO Bear is currently touring Australia. She and Casper Bear went shopping in Perth today. They stopped at Tiffany and looked at some rings. C-Bear wants a ring for Christmas? Slum Love has been happening for over a By Lainey • Dec 06, 2012 12:25 pm
Dumbass Gross Bear turns 1 Here’s JLO Bear at the UNESCO charity gala in Germany on the weekend. Amazingly enough, she didn’t have her Slum Bear with her on the carpet. He’s around though. Oh he’s around. It was their 1 year anniversary last Thursday. They proclaimed their Bear Love for By Lainey • Oct 29, 2012 12:43 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: JLo’s matching tracksuit With her Birkin. This cracks me up. I mean it’s one thing to step out of the house in your casual clothes because you’re in a hurry and you grab your bag on the way out because it has all your sh-t in it from the night before By Lainey • Oct 24, 2012 11:17 am
Media Manipulation What, no double date? Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner were in Paris last night promoting Argo. Ben took his wife out for dinner after as they continue to put their romance on display in service of his Oscar campaign. Mrs. A is great at this job, a perfect politician’s wife. Also in Paris, By Lainey • Oct 16, 2012 01:01 pm
Media Manipulation Ben Affleck: don’t peak too soon Argo opens this weekend. Ben Affleck has been selling it for weeks, and very, very well. He’s smiling for the paps, he’s taking his daughters out, he’s hitting parked cars and leaving considerate notes for the owner, and he covers the new issue of The Hollywood Reporter. By Lainey • Oct 10, 2012 04:12 pm
Dumbass JLo, Statham, and that ring Let’s talk about Parker first. Parker is the movie Jennifer Lopez did with Jason Statham. A trailer has just been released and there’s a lot to laugh at, none of it intended that way. And immediately too, starting with Statham’s introduction. HE IS NOT PLAYING A CHARACTER. By Lainey • Oct 04, 2012 03:02 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Slum Love at Paris Fashion Week Look at this fool in the front row at Chanel DURING THE PRESENTATION. With his shades on. Like he’s a main event, instead of the slum lover of a main event who happens to have really, REALLY bad taste. If you’re Casper Smart and even Kanye West isn’ By Lainey • Oct 02, 2012 10:26 am
Gross Slum Love in Poland Jennifer Lopez is performing in Poland this week. Here she is out on a run with members of her entourage including the Slum Lover, Casper Smart. We’re coming up on the one year anniversary of their...togetherness. Or least what we think would be the one year anniversary of By Lainey • Sep 27, 2012 01:26 pm
