Girlcrushes VOGUE: JLaw & JLO Here’s the Jennifer Lawrence VOGUE cover. It’s the all-important September issue. It’s an understandable choice. Really, who’s had a better year than Jennifer Lawrence? And the interview? Towards the end of the interview, Lawrence’s best friend and assistant, Justine, claims that the “secret” to Lawrence’ By Lainey • Aug 12, 2013 11:34 am
Dumbass Birthday Bears Jennifer Lopez celebrated her 44th birthday yesterday. Get your Gravol ready because, obviously, there was some Slum Love involved. No, actually, not some, but a LOT. A lot of Slum Love in the form of the Gross Bears. Jesus Christ. And we were having such a great week. Yesterday I By Lainey • Jul 25, 2013 01:42 pm
Dumbass Song for a Dictator If you’re a dictator then dictate on the floor… Celebrity appearances are always super interesting to me, because it is such a clear indicator of where a celebrity brand stands. Birthday parties for Middle Eastern princes, front row at fashion shows, hip hop stars at Bat Mitzvahs…if you By Maria • Jul 02, 2013 02:06 pm
Bad Style Slum Love on the Walk of Fame Jennifer Lopez now has a star -- the 2,500th -- on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Keenan Ivory Wayans, Pitbull, and Jane Fonda were there to honour her. When you have Jane Fonda, who else do you need? Well... Her children, of course. And...yes...him. Her Slum Bear, By Lainey • Jun 20, 2013 04:50 pm
Gorgessity JLO’s makeup without Slum Bear Jennifer Lopez was the recipient of the humanitarian award at the amfAR Inspiration Gala last night in New York. Amazingly enough, her Slum Lover Casper Bear did not crash the party. She might have to buy him another truck to make up for this one. Bears or no bears though, By Lainey • Jun 14, 2013 02:33 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: JLO’s pink peep-toes I am generally not into peep-toes. Sandals are sandals, pumps are pumps. Peep-toes to me are like the El Camino of shoes. But that’s just me. I understand that peep-toes are considered stylish. Mostly. A bootie peep-toe? Sasha has mentioned the cut-out trend for shoes this year. I can By Lainey • May 30, 2013 12:40 pm
Style Slum Love isn’t family TV Jennifer Lopez was in London last night to perform on Britain’s Got Talent. Apparently some viewers were offended by her outfit. Me I think there are a lot more offensive things on television but sh-t, maybe I don’t know about what’s considered “family viewing”. Not surprisingly, JLO By Lainey • May 29, 2013 10:58 am
Jennifer Lopez Open mouth Slum Lovers Jennifer Lopez is a world class open mouth red carpet poser. She’s one of the best at it. And, oh look, last night at the Billboard Awards, Casper Smart was working that move too. With his sunglasses on. Bear, do you know who you are? Look at him, like By Lainey • May 20, 2013 02:03 pm
Girly Throw Downs Mimi vs JLO on stage Season finale of American Idol last night. Both Mimi and JLo performed. Mimi threw down a medley of her greatest hits -- I always forget how much I love We Belong Together -- culminating in her current smash #Beautiful. It was... a little lip-synchy, right? Maybe not the middle section By Lainey • May 17, 2013 11:21 am
Dumbass Slum Bride? Jennifer Lopez was in New York yesterday at the NUVOtv Upfronts. Amazingly, the slum lover wasn’t with her. The boss was probably in LA, managing preparations in advance of her appearance tonight on the American Idol season finale. JLO will return to the show to perform her latest single By Lainey • May 16, 2013 12:55 pm
Dumbass Slum Love vs DDL Jennifer Lopez is in New York promoting her new album. Here she is on the publicity circuit yesterday looking great in leather pants and wedge sneakers, a trend that’s lasting a lot longer than I expected it to, and a sheer, peter pan collar black dress with off-white pumps. By Lainey • May 09, 2013 11:10 am
Slumming Slum Love at the MET Gala: JLO & Casper Bear She had to, didn’t she? JLO and the Slum Bear were in Miami yesterday. Click here if you missed that post. And I wrote that I hoped they would stay there...even though there would be some enjoyment in seeing Gwyneth and her homies meangirl the sh-t out of By Lainey • May 07, 2013 07:19 am
Gross No Slum Love at the MET Gala? It’s enough that Kanye West somehow talked Anna Wintour into allowing Kanye West’s girlfriend to be there tonight. Can you imagine if JLO’s Slum Bear was accepted too? It could still happen. But they were in Miami yesterday shooting her new video so I feel like maybe By Lainey • May 06, 2013 12:39 pm
Dumbass Slum Love makes you stupid “If I'm super-cynical, yet I still have the capacity to be this disappointed, what does that say?” It’s what Duana wrote back to me when I sent her the link to this story last Friday -- Jennifer Lopez tweeting a photo of herself in studio with Chris By Lainey • Mar 25, 2013 09:32 am
Hook Ups 23 > 16 44 - 21 = 23 21 - 5 = 16 23 > 16. That’s the difference in age between Marc Anthony, 44, and his new girlfriend Chloe Green, 21, and his children with Jennifer Lopez, now 5. Chloe is the daughter of Topshop billionaire Sir Philip Green. She and Anthony were By Lainey • Feb 28, 2013 06:04 pm
Bad Style Happy Valentine’s, Bear JLO and Slum Bear hit up the Topshop party last night in West Hollywood. The dress isn’t very flattering but it’s better from the back. Hideous shoes though. Did you see earlier this week that Brahim Zaibat was featured in the new VMan? Click here for the photos. By Lainey • Feb 14, 2013 02:37 pm
