Amazingness Shelfy got no Front Ass Imitators to the left. Yes, Jessica Biel, that’s you. Shelfy has a Shelf Ass but her ass is nothing compared to the Original Ass Jennifer Lopez... oh la. It’s JLo on the set of The Back-up Plan today in work out gear to accentuate all her lovely curves. By Lainey • May 26, 2009 01:00 pm
Jennifer Aniston Movies about baster babies It’s been four years since Jennifer Lopez worked on a movie. And finally, today, she was back on set to start shooting something called The Back-up Plan about a single woman pregnant with twins via artificial insemination who falls in love on the day the babies are conceived. Not By Lainey • May 13, 2009 01:01 pm
Style How many changes? Am writing this at exactly 10:00am Pacific. So it’s only 12:55pm in New York. It’s barely afternoon. But already Jennifer Lopez has changed 3 times! First it was the blue in an article posted earlier. Then she went for a fitted khaki number for Regis & By Lainey • Apr 22, 2009 06:23 am
Gorgessity La Lopez legs! Jennifer Lopez at Good Morning America today. No idea why. Don’t care what she’s promoting. Do care very much about her legs. Oh la. She looks amazing. F-cking amazing. A very flattering little dress, especially the darker patches by the waist and the length is perfect. Cuts her By Lainey • Apr 22, 2009 03:43 am
Jennifer Lopez Approaching 40 And fabulous too!??!?? No. Jennifer Aniston already has that title cornered and she won’t let anyone else borrow. But this is Jennifer Lopez, in the audience watching her husband Marc Anthony perform last night at the Seminole Hard Rock and Casino in Florida. She applauded enthusiastically, worked her ass By Lainey • Apr 10, 2009 06:34 am
Girly Throw Downs When JLo met Kate Moss This first photo, it kills me. Look at JLo’s face! We need to Photo Assumption this face. What is Lopez thinking? I’m only here for the photo opp… I’ll never wear your cheap clothes. Or… You have your own Vampire! Stay away from mine! Door #2 sounds By Lainey • Apr 02, 2009 04:01 am
Faux Gossip Lopez striped and fringed Why do I feel so nostalgic looking at these photos of Jennifer Lopez yesterday in Japan promoting her new line of mommy handbags for Samantha Thavasa? Very If You Had My Love…with a fringe. Right? Looks amazing. At least from the thumbnails. If she sucks close up, I will By Lainey • Mar 30, 2009 04:51 am
Famewhores Posing at the airport… For the Hello Kitties. Actually…am kinda surprised there isn’t more of a frenzy. When Tom was in Tokyo a few weeks ago, they all lost their sh-t. And Robert Pattinson before that too. Must be a boy girl thing. No matter though. Jennifer Lopez isn’t there for By Lainey • Mar 27, 2009 02:47 am
Jennifer Lopez JLo Love Shame This is Chris Judd out and about last night in LA…remember him? He was married to Jennifer Lopez before she left him and took up with Ben Affleck five minutes later. You will note, her in between times are always very short… JLo is never single for very long. By Lainey • Mar 20, 2009 04:08 am
Media Manipulation Lopez plotting JLo last night in New York having dinner with her manager Benny Medina. Oh she’s up to something. There’s that look on her face, something hungry, something determined, As I reported a couple of months ago, Jennifer Lopez wants back on top. She’s instructed her team to By Lainey • Mar 10, 2009 04:14 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Guess not So remember when Jennifer Lopez showed up at the LA premiere of Benjamin Button not wearing her wedding ring and the next morning everyone and their eyebrow stylist was declaring divorce? Guess not. Ring Watch is about as reliable as Bump Watch…both are balls. Several weeks of speculation followed By Lainey • Feb 16, 2009 01:51 am
Jennifer Lopez Inauguration entourage Not a secret, this is a high maintenance woman. She was at the Latino Inaugural gala the night before in an updo and a blue gown, last night it was the Artists & Athletes Inaugural Ball where Lopez put on a bedazzled gold dress and wavy locks curled just so. By Lainey • Jan 20, 2009 03:54 am
Jennifer Lopez No divorce during inauguration Hell no. This week it’s all about Obama. And Jennifer Lopez would never do anything unless guaranteed a top spot in the headlines. Besides, right now she’s insisting they’re fine, claiming she and Marc Anthony have no intention of splitting, and that the presence or absence of By Lainey • Jan 19, 2009 03:07 am
Famewhores Globes Best Goldwhore: Jennifer Lopez This is what we live for. Attention whores and red carpet spotlight grabs. These are the moves that define smut, that shape good gossip, and once upon a time, Jennifer Lopez was our queen. Then she married Marc Anthony and he shut her away in his oppressive vampire castle. But By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 04:06 am
Break Ups It must be bad… If they can’t even deny it in People. So you’ve already heard the widespread reports that JLo and Marc Anthony are in trouble. Not even a year after the birth of the twins, she was photographed at the Benjamin Button premiere without her ring and, increasingly unhappy about By Lainey • Jan 07, 2009 04:49 am
Break Ups Next in line Looks like last night’s dinner outing was a pre-emptive strike… Check out Us Weekly’s explosive new cover – Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony on the brink of a split? Mostly because she was not wearing her wedding ring last week at the Benjamin Button premiere. They say she’s By Lainey • Dec 17, 2008 06:45 am
