Jennifer Lopez The Package This is not the first time I’ve seen Jennifer Lopez but each time is no less exciting than the last. Said it before and I’ll say it again, she’s one of the rare few who actually does walk around with a permanent spotlight – anyone on the press By Lainey • May 07, 2007 08:00 pm
Jennifer Lopez Plastic, Tan, Wax Two for two. Second appearance in a row where she’s looked fake under too much makeup and silver has factored both times – pants previously and now heavily lidded. Can"t believe Jennifer Lopez is now freakin" me out more than Marc Anthony. I mean ugly is one By Lainey • Apr 27, 2007 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Jennifer Lopez: Wax in London The pants are alarming…yes. And his face…always. Always alarming, of course. But even more frightening, to me at least, is her face. Her face made up like a wax figure – scarier than the pants and Marc Anthony’s sunken cheeks, non? As for the widely reported “flop” of By Lainey • Apr 23, 2007 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez JLo & Marc: is it over? Call me Cruise but I hope not. Read the entire article before making your conclusion. OK! Magazine claims she’s leaving him. Because he’s controlling, because he doesn’t give her her own space, because he shadows her everywhere and she’s finally tired of being controlled. The report By Lainey • Apr 11, 2007 08:00 am
Ben Affleck Jennifer Lopez vs Taupe? To look at? JLo all the way. Here she is in NYC again in fur and skulls and open toe shoes - true diva contradiction. And on the west coast in LA, on the same day, here are Ben and Jen Taupe – casual, unassuming, low key, in love, nice, fine, a By Lainey • Mar 30, 2007 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Jennifer Lopez: Sweat & Ass Two sightings in Berlin, continuing her tireless promotional campaign in support of the Spanish album. Now you might hate her but you also have to admire her: how many other big bummed girls would rock the high waist like this? I love that she has never fallen victim to the By Lainey • Mar 26, 2007 08:00 am
Faith Hill Diva Cheese First – the skulls on their own, as mentioned, earlier…all over it. The skulls and an odd looking fur? Not so much. But that’s also not the point. The point is, I could never, ever, ever say the sh-t she says and not want to throw up while By Lainey • Mar 23, 2007 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Jennifer Lopez: French skulls Source In France, working hard to promote her new Spanish album and maybe dressing a little too hard as well but I have to tell you – the skull dress and the big ass platforms? I like a lot. The dress could have been 5 inches shorter but still… I want By Lainey • Mar 23, 2007 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Not Smoking Makes Me Crazy Seriously. I looked at this photo of Marc Anthony and not only was I indifferent… I actually don’t think he looks half bad. Please hate me. I hate myself. Jennifer Lopez and Marc in Spain for her Spanish album promo. Contrary to reports that the two are on the By Lainey • Mar 20, 2007 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Most Underwhelming: Jennifer Lopez Not saying she looked like sh-t or anything…just saying I didn’t care. And since when does Jennifer Lopez inspire indifference? The colour, whatever. The cut, whatever. The makeup, whatever. The hair…total ass. And I think she knew it too. Something about the way she worked it By Lainey • Feb 26, 2007 07:00 am
Jennifer Lopez The Daily Underwhelmed: Jennifer Lopez At the premiere of Bordertown co-starring Antonia Banderas. Love the dress, hate the hair, and her make up sucks ass. So assy in fact that in some shots it looks like she has a baby fuzz ‘stache. Why sell Glow if you just don’t glow? Not. Cute. The By Lainey • Feb 15, 2007 07:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Posh & Becks: on 2 continents They’ve been together more than they’ve been apart this year – six weeks of constant separation, save for a few stolen vacay days in France and perhaps a night or two to check in…Posh is hellbent on securing her Stateside status while David, well, David is supposed to By Lainey • Feb 13, 2007 07:00 am
Jennifer Lopez JLo Rodeo Glow Last night, Rodeo Walk of Style Awards – girl is on fire! And you know what I love about Jennifer Lopez? One of many things? Actually two of many things? I love that she has small breasts. I love that she doesn’t pour out of a dress. Her ass is By Lainey • Feb 09, 2007 07:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Best White: Salma Hayek I know. I know the photos don’t do her justice. I know that if you didn’t see any of the pre-show coverage or the show itself, you wouldn’t have seen the way it moved. The way her body moved across the stage, the way her curves By Lainey • Jan 16, 2007 07:00 am
Jennifer Garner Jennifer Garner: Taupe in Blue At the Critics’ Choice Awards on Friday – beautiful…but boring. And that’s the big knock when it comes to Taupe, non? Has she ever really OWNED a dress? As pretty as she is, with that dewy skin and those full lips and those warm brown eyes and the lovely, By Lainey • Jan 15, 2007 07:00 am
Brad Pitt JLo & Those Girls The grande dame – not content to be lumped in with the emaciated likes of the Z0e crowd 10 years her junior - has given them her dismissal, choosing instead to wax philosophical about the perils of celebrity and success. Don’t you hate it when people grow up and get all By Lainey • Dec 05, 2006 07:00 am
