Ben Affleck Jennifer Lopez vs Taupe? To look at? JLo all the way. Here she is in NYC again in fur and skulls and open toe shoes - true diva contradiction. And on the west coast in LA, on the same day, here are Ben and Jen Taupe – casual, unassuming, low key, in love, nice, fine, By Lainey • Mar 30, 2007 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Jennifer Lopez: Sweat & Ass Two sightings in Berlin, continuing her tireless promotional campaign in support of the Spanish album. Now you might hate her but you also have to admire her: how many other big bummed girls would rock the high waist like this? I love that she has never fallen victim to the By Lainey • Mar 26, 2007 08:00 am
Faith Hill Diva Cheese First – the skulls on their own, as mentioned, earlier…all over it. The skulls and an odd looking fur? Not so much. But that’s also not the point. The point is, I could never, ever, ever say the sh-t she says and not want to throw up while saying By Lainey • Mar 23, 2007 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Jennifer Lopez: French skulls Source In France, working hard to promote her new Spanish album and maybe dressing a little too hard as well but I have to tell you – the skull dress and the big ass platforms? I like a lot. The dress could have been 5 inches shorter but still… I want By Lainey • Mar 23, 2007 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Not Smoking Makes Me Crazy Seriously. I looked at this photo of Marc Anthony and not only was I indifferent… I actually don’t think he looks half bad. Please hate me. I hate myself. Jennifer Lopez and Marc in Spain for her Spanish album promo. Contrary to reports that the two are on the By Lainey • Mar 20, 2007 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Most Underwhelming: Jennifer Lopez Not saying she looked like sh-t or anything…just saying I didn’t care. And since when does Jennifer Lopez inspire indifference? The colour, whatever. The cut, whatever. The makeup, whatever. The hair…total ass. And I think she knew it too. Something about the way she worked it tonight. By Lainey • Feb 26, 2007 07:00 am
Jennifer Lopez The Daily Underwhelmed: Jennifer Lopez At the premiere of Bordertown co-starring Antonia Banderas. Love the dress, hate the hair, and her make up sucks ass. So assy in fact that in some shots it looks like she has a baby fuzz ‘stache. Why sell Glow if you just don’t glow? Not. Cute. The coat By Lainey • Feb 15, 2007 07:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Posh & Becks: on 2 continents They’ve been together more than they’ve been apart this year – six weeks of constant separation, save for a few stolen vacay days in France and perhaps a night or two to check in…Posh is hellbent on securing her Stateside status while David, well, David is supposed to By Lainey • Feb 13, 2007 07:00 am
Jennifer Lopez JLo Rodeo Glow Last night, Rodeo Walk of Style Awards – girl is on fire! And you know what I love about Jennifer Lopez? One of many things? Actually two of many things? I love that she has small breasts. I love that she doesn’t pour out of a dress. Her ass is By Lainey • Feb 09, 2007 07:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Best White: Salma Hayek I know. I know the photos don’t do her justice. I know that if you didn’t see any of the pre-show coverage or the show itself, you wouldn’t have seen the way it moved. The way her body moved across the stage, the way her curves filled By Lainey • Jan 16, 2007 07:00 am
Jennifer Garner Jennifer Garner: Taupe in Blue At the Critics’ Choice Awards on Friday – beautiful…but boring. And that’s the big knock when it comes to Taupe, non? Has she ever really OWNED a dress? As pretty as she is, with that dewy skin and those full lips and those warm brown eyes and the lovely, By Lainey • Jan 15, 2007 07:00 am
Brad Pitt JLo & Those Girls The grande dame – not content to be lumped in with the emaciated likes of the Z0e crowd 10 years her junior - has given them her dismissal, choosing instead to wax philosophical about the perils of celebrity and success. Don’t you hate it when people grow up and get By Lainey • Dec 05, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson JLo:the Incomparable Ass & a potential hair crisis Jennifer Lopez…I mean look at this sh-t. Look at those tantalising buttocks, pushed up so glorious, held in so beautifully. How can anyone NOT want to cop a feel? The problem here is not the ass. The problem here is that she’s leaving Ken Paves’ salon. Lead Pimp By Lainey • Dec 04, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Lopez The Hall of Fame Pose: JLo’s Open Mouth Some people try and try and they fail and fail. It’s a tough one to master, you see….the red carpet lips-slightly-ajar, come-hither-but-not-too-close pose that only Jennifer Lopez can sell so convincingly without conjuring immediate visions of a blowjob – see Victoria Beckham. Check it out – JLo last night at By Lainey • Nov 21, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Mrs. Anthony brings the Understated Mrs. Anthony brings the Understated According to the NY Post, Victoria Beckham was greeted with the loudest cheer from the crowd when she emerged from the hotel en route to the castle. Yeah, well, maybe that’s because, as you can see from the TMZ video, she stopped and SOLICITED By Lainey • Nov 20, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears Hollywood Ebola infects Britney Please, Goddess…please…NO… Britney not only became acquainted with Mario Lopez this weekend – turns out she bonded over ghetto weave with Hollywood Ebola herself , hanging out at Tao for part of the evening and sharing ciggies too. That’s the bad news. The good news is that Britney has By Lainey • Nov 20, 2006 07:00 am
