Ashlee Simpson JLo:the Incomparable Ass & a potential hair crisis Jennifer Lopez…I mean look at this sh-t. Look at those tantalising buttocks, pushed up so glorious, held in so beautifully. How can anyone NOT want to cop a feel? The problem here is not the ass. The problem here is that she’s leaving Ken Paves’ salon. Lead By Lainey • Dec 04, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Lopez The Hall of Fame Pose: JLo’s Open Mouth Some people try and try and they fail and fail. It’s a tough one to master, you see….the red carpet lips-slightly-ajar, come-hither-but-not-too-close pose that only Jennifer Lopez can sell so convincingly without conjuring immediate visions of a blowjob – see Victoria Beckham. By Lainey • Nov 21, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Mrs. Anthony brings the Understated Mrs. Anthony brings the Understated According to the NY Post, Victoria Beckham was greeted with the loudest cheer from the crowd when she emerged from the hotel en route to the castle. Yeah, well, maybe that’s because, as you can see from the TMZ video, she stopped and SOLICITED By Lainey • Nov 20, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears Hollywood Ebola infects Britney Please, Goddess…please…NO… Britney not only became acquainted with Mario Lopez this weekend – turns out she bonded over ghetto weave with Hollywood Ebola herself , hanging out at Tao for part of the evening and sharing ciggies too. That’s the bad news. The good news is that Britney has By Lainey • Nov 20, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Katie, Tom… and Dupree? Well People Magazine certainly didn’t report on this, did it? For the 2 remaining naysayers out there who actually think this thing was legit – let me ask you this: what in the world would be the purpose of bringing the head of Scientology David Miscavige along for your honeymoon? By Lainey • Nov 20, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Britney in Vegas, Britney mixes with the D List Forget the ghetto weave – she more than makes up for it with that ass. Check out Britney from behind, girl got into shape fast, non? No love handles, no discernible jiggle, legs look lean, skin is reasonably spot-free now that she’s Fed-free, grinning happily with the re- By Lainey • Nov 20, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Lopez The Billionaire Tee Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are designing clothes. Their new line is called The Row. Their first high profile product is a The Perfect Tee, perfect because the Olsens spent 9 months designing it with one signature French seam that runs down the back - the same seam that is used By Lainey • Oct 23, 2006 08:00 am
Brandy Norwood About Project Runway My heartfelt thanks to Amy Waters and the lovely gossips at Alliance Atlantis for the opportunity to attend the Project Runway finale in NYC on Friday morning. Don’t want to spoil it for any of you but I’ll tell you that from the catty whispers I overheard immediately By Lainey • Sep 18, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Jennifer Lopez, Superstar More scoop on La Lopez from TIFF. A few quick details to start: - absolutely zero baby bump - totally low maintenance at the press conference today for El Cantante, and when she finished up her session, she immediately dashed back downstairs to be with Marc, the first thing they did was By Lainey • Sep 14, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez About Ryan & Rachel There was an article in Life & Style a couple of weeks ago resulting in many many concerned emails: something about Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams taking time apart, something about a break up, something that’s caused a minor stir among “McGosling” fans… worried and anxious that their favourite By Lainey • Sep 13, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Other TIFF hits Scott Caan & Giovanni Ribisi: they’ve been rolling together everywhere, the life of the party. Not conventionally attractive and really, really short (Scott is probably my height, maybe an inch taller, if that) but there’s a palpable sex appeal, a quirky confidence, and I’m telling you, Scott By Lainey • Sep 13, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez JLo glows for real So I had the opportunity to cover the El Cantante premiere tonight for eTalk, a village of journalists huddled together in a small space to catch a glimpse of La Lopez in all her splendour…and holy goddess, the woman does not disappoint. She arrived with Marc, in the most By Lainey • Sep 13, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt The Daily Brad: Brad in New Orleans If you missed yesterday’s column, click here for the Family photos – the hills are alive with the travelling Pitts. Oh joy! Here’s Brad at a press conference today to discuss the New Orleans housing initiative he has championed in support of Global Green to design affordable and “environmentally By Lainey • Sep 01, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Best Just Miss: Jennifer Lopez Woah woah! Hear me out, let me explain. In a sea of girls 15 years younger, La Lopez had to pull a grande dame move. She presented the final award of the evening, the most coveted award handed out by the elder stateswomen on the scene… it was pressure to By Lainey • Sep 01, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez The Daily Quiveration: Welcome Back Ben Yes. Please. A husband, a father, a first time director, and now Hollywood, the film that is supposed to reconfirm his status as a showbiz superstar - Ken Sunshine did good, non? Have a look at Ben in Venice - cleaned up, handsome as hell, every inch the hunk he was during By Lainey • Aug 31, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez The Daily Ugly: Jennifer Lopez Would you believe the Miss America gown is the least of our problems? Why is it that the biggest stars always stumble on beauty pageant frocks? More importantly though, if she HAD to wear something like this, why not just go up a size? Why jam it all into something By Lainey • Aug 14, 2006 08:00 am
