Jennifer Lopez JLo glows for real So I had the opportunity to cover the El Cantante premiere tonight for eTalk, a village of journalists huddled together in a small space to catch a glimpse of La Lopez in all her splendour…and holy goddess, the woman does not disappoint. She arrived with Marc, in the most By Lainey • Sep 13, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt The Daily Brad: Brad in New Orleans If you missed yesterday’s column, click here for the Family photos – the hills are alive with the travelling Pitts. Oh joy! Here’s Brad at a press conference today to discuss the New Orleans housing initiative he has championed in support of Global Green to design affordable and “environmentally By Lainey • Sep 01, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Best Just Miss: Jennifer Lopez Woah woah! Hear me out, let me explain. In a sea of girls 15 years younger, La Lopez had to pull a grande dame move. She presented the final award of the evening, the most coveted award handed out by the elder stateswomen on the scene… it was pressure to By Lainey • Sep 01, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez The Daily Quiveration: Welcome Back Ben Yes. Please. A husband, a father, a first time director, and now Hollywood, the film that is supposed to reconfirm his status as a showbiz superstar - Ken Sunshine did good, non? Have a look at Ben in Venice - cleaned up, handsome as hell, every inch the hunk he was during By Lainey • Aug 31, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez The Daily Ugly: Jennifer Lopez Would you believe the Miss America gown is the least of our problems? Why is it that the biggest stars always stumble on beauty pageant frocks? More importantly though, if she HAD to wear something like this, why not just go up a size? Why jam it all into something By Lainey • Aug 14, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Jennifer Lopez: family time My hate for the Vampire has long since evaporated and as I’ve been saying for some time now, if it makes her happy, it makes me happy. Especially since I’m not the one sleeping next to it. Sorry about the visual. So in the spirit of all this By Lainey • Jul 16, 2006 08:00 am
Anne Hathaway Jessica Biel is the new Jennifer Lopez My Goddess, would you get a load of that ass? Definitely not my favourite body type and a little frightening, to be honest with you, but hey - I suppose a girl who works out like a maniac is better than a girl who never eats…right? Besides, I think it& By Lainey • Jul 06, 2006 08:00 am
Ben Affleck Jennifer Lopez: Hollywood Voldemort? My thanks to the lovely Samantha S for the deliciously smutty tip! But first…some background. Three marriages ago and way, way before superstardom, Jennifer Lopez was hitched to a man named Ojani Noa. He was a waiter, she was an ambitious actress, they fell in love, her career took By Lainey • Jul 05, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Jennifer Lopez: bronzed & happy & maybe vulnerable She was honoured last week for I don’t remember what and her vampire took out a full page ad in Variety congratulating her and loving her out in the open, something about being thrilled to wake up to her every morning. Sweet, yes. But also frightening. Much as I’ By Lainey • Jun 11, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Jennifer Lopez shops and covers I"m not native to LA but I"ll hazard a guess and say that in the middle of the afternoon during the month of May, you don"t need a wool sweater. Not that that"s definitive proof that La Lopez is expecting…but still. By Lainey • May 31, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez The Daily Gorgessity: Jennifer Lopez As you can see, I am all the way up JLo"s big juicy ass these days. And I love it. Last night she dominated at the ALMA Awards. Tonight she glowed yet again at the Time Magazine 100 Most Influential People Party in NYC. The dress is divine, By Lainey • May 09, 2006 08:00 am
Eva Longoria Jennifer Lopez schools Eva Longoria In the immortal words of my former eTalk producer and close friend Duana... SIT DOWN Eva Longoria. The term SIT DOWN - with much emphasis on the DOWN - refers to someone whose famewhoring is spinning wildly out of control, so much so that they speak at inappropriate times, they shove themselves By Lainey • May 07, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Worst Wannabe Jennifer Lopez: Jessica Alba Sorry but if you thought the Oscars were boring - get ready for the MTV Movie Awards next month hosted by Jessica Alba, otherwise known as the biggest four letter word starting with a "c" in Hollywood. She"s been tapped to host. And the unanimous response today By Lainey • May 01, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Beyonce on vacay Is it just me or has she lost a tonne of weight? B has always been fit but this worries me a little. The arms, the abs, the suddenly little thighs - what happened to the yummy jelly jiggle? What happened to bootylicious? We need more Beyonce and Mimi and Lopez. By Lainey • Apr 11, 2006 08:00 am
Ben Affleck The Daily Flashback: Ben & Gwyneth Before the Jens, there was a golden standard for Affleck. And her name was Gwyneth Paltrow, also known as my best friend. Ben and Gwynnie were very, very happy for a short time. He amused her, she challenged him, she intimidated him, and he adored her. One day, she woke By Lainey • Mar 19, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Jessica Alba: JLo wannabe So obvious it"s almost insulting. And more than a little sad. In fact, one of the most tragic things about the Hollywood illusion is that too often, the actual players themselves start believing in the impossible. They begin to believe that they are more than they can ever By Lainey • Mar 16, 2006 07:00 am
