Jennifer Lopez Jennifer Lopez: family time My hate for the Vampire has long since evaporated and as I’ve been saying for some time now, if it makes her happy, it makes me happy. Especially since I’m not the one sleeping next to it. Sorry about the visual. So in the spirit of all this By Lainey • Jul 16, 2006 08:00 am
Anne Hathaway Jessica Biel is the new Jennifer Lopez My Goddess, would you get a load of that ass? Definitely not my favourite body type and a little frightening, to be honest with you, but hey - I suppose a girl who works out like a maniac is better than a girl who never eats…right? Besides, I think it& By Lainey • Jul 06, 2006 08:00 am
Ben Affleck Jennifer Lopez: Hollywood Voldemort? My thanks to the lovely Samantha S for the deliciously smutty tip! But first…some background. Three marriages ago and way, way before superstardom, Jennifer Lopez was hitched to a man named Ojani Noa. He was a waiter, she was an ambitious actress, they fell in love, her career took By Lainey • Jul 05, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Jennifer Lopez: bronzed & happy & maybe vulnerable She was honoured last week for I don’t remember what and her vampire took out a full page ad in Variety congratulating her and loving her out in the open, something about being thrilled to wake up to her every morning. Sweet, yes. But also frightening. Much as I’ By Lainey • Jun 11, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Jennifer Lopez shops and covers I"m not native to LA but I"ll hazard a guess and say that in the middle of the afternoon during the month of May, you don"t need a wool sweater. Not that that"s definitive proof that La Lopez is expecting…but still. By Lainey • May 31, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez The Daily Gorgessity: Jennifer Lopez As you can see, I am all the way up JLo"s big juicy ass these days. And I love it. Last night she dominated at the ALMA Awards. Tonight she glowed yet again at the Time Magazine 100 Most Influential People Party in NYC. The dress is divine, By Lainey • May 09, 2006 08:00 am
Eva Longoria Jennifer Lopez schools Eva Longoria In the immortal words of my former eTalk producer and close friend Duana... SIT DOWN Eva Longoria. The term SIT DOWN - with much emphasis on the DOWN - refers to someone whose famewhoring is spinning wildly out of control, so much so that they speak at inappropriate times, they shove themselves By Lainey • May 07, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Worst Wannabe Jennifer Lopez: Jessica Alba Sorry but if you thought the Oscars were boring - get ready for the MTV Movie Awards next month hosted by Jessica Alba, otherwise known as the biggest four letter word starting with a "c" in Hollywood. She"s been tapped to host. And the unanimous response today By Lainey • May 01, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Beyonce on vacay Is it just me or has she lost a tonne of weight? B has always been fit but this worries me a little. The arms, the abs, the suddenly little thighs - what happened to the yummy jelly jiggle? What happened to bootylicious? We need more Beyonce and Mimi and Lopez. By Lainey • Apr 11, 2006 08:00 am
Ben Affleck The Daily Flashback: Ben & Gwyneth Before the Jens, there was a golden standard for Affleck. And her name was Gwyneth Paltrow, also known as my best friend. Ben and Gwynnie were very, very happy for a short time. He amused her, she challenged him, she intimidated him, and he adored her. One day, she woke By Lainey • Mar 19, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Jessica Alba: JLo wannabe So obvious it"s almost insulting. And more than a little sad. In fact, one of the most tragic things about the Hollywood illusion is that too often, the actual players themselves start believing in the impossible. They begin to believe that they are more than they can ever By Lainey • Mar 16, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Lopez La Lopez: happy and fit As illustrated in these attached photos from JJB, Jennifer Lopez is clearly not pregnant, unless ass deliveries have become the new breakthrough in celebrity birthing technique. Damn that booty is something else. And what I would give to rub my cheek against it before settling in for a mac truck By Lainey • Mar 14, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Jennifer Lopez: fag hag Need I say more? This poor man. Can you imagine having to hide your inner sashay? Can you imagine not being able to strut and snap and roll those hips around every time you hear a great groove? It must be torture, gossips. So don"t blame him if By Lainey • Mar 06, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Best Colour: Jennifer Lopez Perhaps a little overbronzed but can you deny that La Lopez was magnificent in olive? On a carpet full of bone, her booty was refreshing and delicious. I liked the way this gown flowed across the stage when she was presenting and I was even more amused to see that By Lainey • Mar 05, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Lopez From Pamela: on Hollywood aging Do you have any knowledge about celebs fibbing about their ages? I"ve heard rumors that Charlize and Catherine ZJ are among the guilty. I"ve always thought they both looked older than they claim. What think you? Dear Pamela, I"m pretty sure Charlize is what By Lainey • Feb 26, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Lopez From Elena: on Jennifer Lopez Doesn"t it look like J.Lo"s had more plastic surgery? That jaw line, those lips? That"s not Selena, huh? Dear Elena, What?? La Lopez and plastic surgery? I"ll never believe it! I"ll also never believe she wears a wig and By Lainey • Feb 26, 2006 07:00 am
