Jennifer Lopez Jennifer Lopez shops and covers I"m not native to LA but I"ll hazard a guess and say that in the middle of the afternoon during the month of May, you don"t need a wool sweater. Not that that"s definitive proof that La Lopez is expecting…but still. By Lainey • May 31, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez The Daily Gorgessity: Jennifer Lopez As you can see, I am all the way up JLo"s big juicy ass these days. And I love it. Last night she dominated at the ALMA Awards. Tonight she glowed yet again at the Time Magazine 100 Most Influential People Party in NYC. The dress is divine, By Lainey • May 09, 2006 08:00 am
Eva Longoria Jennifer Lopez schools Eva Longoria In the immortal words of my former eTalk producer and close friend Duana... SIT DOWN Eva Longoria. The term SIT DOWN - with much emphasis on the DOWN - refers to someone whose famewhoring is spinning wildly out of control, so much so that they speak at inappropriate times, they By Lainey • May 07, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Worst Wannabe Jennifer Lopez: Jessica Alba Sorry but if you thought the Oscars were boring - get ready for the MTV Movie Awards next month hosted by Jessica Alba, otherwise known as the biggest four letter word starting with a "c" in Hollywood. She"s been tapped to host. And the unanimous response By Lainey • May 01, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Beyonce on vacay Is it just me or has she lost a tonne of weight? B has always been fit but this worries me a little. The arms, the abs, the suddenly little thighs - what happened to the yummy jelly jiggle? What happened to bootylicious? We need more Beyonce and Mimi and By Lainey • Apr 11, 2006 08:00 am
Ben Affleck The Daily Flashback: Ben & Gwyneth Before the Jens, there was a golden standard for Affleck. And her name was Gwyneth Paltrow, also known as my best friend. Ben and Gwynnie were very, very happy for a short time. He amused her, she challenged him, she intimidated him, and he adored her. One day, she woke By Lainey • Mar 19, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Jessica Alba: JLo wannabe So obvious it"s almost insulting. And more than a little sad. In fact, one of the most tragic things about the Hollywood illusion is that too often, the actual players themselves start believing in the impossible. They begin to believe that they are more than they can ever By Lainey • Mar 16, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Lopez La Lopez: happy and fit As illustrated in these attached photos from JJB, Jennifer Lopez is clearly not pregnant, unless ass deliveries have become the new breakthrough in celebrity birthing technique. Damn that booty is something else. And what I would give to rub my cheek against it before settling in for a mac truck By Lainey • Mar 14, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Jennifer Lopez: fag hag Need I say more? This poor man. Can you imagine having to hide your inner sashay? Can you imagine not being able to strut and snap and roll those hips around every time you hear a great groove? It must be torture, gossips. So don"t blame him if By Lainey • Mar 06, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Best Colour: Jennifer Lopez Perhaps a little overbronzed but can you deny that La Lopez was magnificent in olive? On a carpet full of bone, her booty was refreshing and delicious. I liked the way this gown flowed across the stage when she was presenting and I was even more amused to see that By Lainey • Mar 05, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Lopez From Pamela: on Hollywood aging Do you have any knowledge about celebs fibbing about their ages? I"ve heard rumors that Charlize and Catherine ZJ are among the guilty. I"ve always thought they both looked older than they claim. What think you? Dear Pamela, I"m pretty sure Charlize is what By Lainey • Feb 26, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Lopez From Elena: on Jennifer Lopez Doesn"t it look like J.Lo"s had more plastic surgery? That jaw line, those lips? That"s not Selena, huh? Dear Elena, What?? La Lopez and plastic surgery? I"ll never believe it! I"ll also never believe she wears a wig and By Lainey • Feb 26, 2006 07:00 am
Ben Affleck Jennifer Lopez in Milan Pregnant? Umm…doesn’t look like it. Especially not at the D&G show in Milan for Italian fashion week. So the question is – is she adopting, per recent tabloid reports? Now there’s a rumour that sounds more plausible, all things considered. Especially since we certainly don’t By Lainey • Feb 23, 2006 07:00 am
Ben Affleck Ben bounces back Once upon a time, Ben was beefcake. Shined, scrubbed, slicked, coutured from top to bottom – every inch a glammed up companion to Jennifer Lopez. Since then, we’ve endured endless scruff, more than a few toques, a lowkey wife, and now a Violet baby. Not that I don’t love By Lainey • Feb 23, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Lopez The Daily Ugly: Jesse Metcalfe in Australia OK, let’s have it out once and for all. My guess is he's gay. You want evidence? I’ll give you evidence. How about the makeup? Check. How about the perfectly groomed soul patch – for just a hint of laughable manly man machismo? Check. And the meticulously By Lainey • Feb 19, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Lopez From Victoria in London:JLo & Mark cling to love? Clinging to love has to be Jennifer Lopez, she has sacrificed a lot to be with that little ferret-corpse!! Dear Lucy, It"s not La Lopez. I"d say the looks in this relationship are much more evenly distributed. By Lainey • Jan 23, 2006 07:00 am
