Jennifer Lopez La Lopez: happy and fit As illustrated in these attached photos from JJB, Jennifer Lopez is clearly not pregnant, unless ass deliveries have become the new breakthrough in celebrity birthing technique. Damn that booty is something else. And what I would give to rub my cheek against it before settling in for a mac truck By Lainey • Mar 14, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Jennifer Lopez: fag hag Need I say more? This poor man. Can you imagine having to hide your inner sashay? Can you imagine not being able to strut and snap and roll those hips around every time you hear a great groove? It must be torture, gossips. So don"t blame him if By Lainey • Mar 06, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Best Colour: Jennifer Lopez Perhaps a little overbronzed but can you deny that La Lopez was magnificent in olive? On a carpet full of bone, her booty was refreshing and delicious. I liked the way this gown flowed across the stage when she was presenting and I was even more amused to see that By Lainey • Mar 05, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Lopez From Pamela: on Hollywood aging Do you have any knowledge about celebs fibbing about their ages? I"ve heard rumors that Charlize and Catherine ZJ are among the guilty. I"ve always thought they both looked older than they claim. What think you? Dear Pamela, I"m pretty sure Charlize is what By Lainey • Feb 26, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Lopez From Elena: on Jennifer Lopez Doesn"t it look like J.Lo"s had more plastic surgery? That jaw line, those lips? That"s not Selena, huh? Dear Elena, What?? La Lopez and plastic surgery? I"ll never believe it! I"ll also never believe she wears a wig and By Lainey • Feb 26, 2006 07:00 am
Ben Affleck Jennifer Lopez in Milan Pregnant? Umm…doesn’t look like it. Especially not at the D&G show in Milan for Italian fashion week. So the question is – is she adopting, per recent tabloid reports? Now there’s a rumour that sounds more plausible, all things considered. Especially since we certainly don’t By Lainey • Feb 23, 2006 07:00 am
Ben Affleck Ben bounces back Once upon a time, Ben was beefcake. Shined, scrubbed, slicked, coutured from top to bottom – every inch a glammed up companion to Jennifer Lopez. Since then, we’ve endured endless scruff, more than a few toques, a lowkey wife, and now a Violet baby. Not that I don’t love By Lainey • Feb 23, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Lopez The Daily Ugly: Jesse Metcalfe in Australia OK, let’s have it out once and for all. My guess is he's gay. You want evidence? I’ll give you evidence. How about the makeup? Check. How about the perfectly groomed soul patch – for just a hint of laughable manly man machismo? Check. And the meticulously By Lainey • Feb 19, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Lopez From Victoria in London:JLo & Mark cling to love? Clinging to love has to be Jennifer Lopez, she has sacrificed a lot to be with that little ferret-corpse!! Dear Lucy, It"s not La Lopez. I"d say the looks in this relationship are much more evenly distributed. By Lainey • Jan 23, 2006 07:00 am
