Cheese Help me Grey Goose… Help me, calm me. Take away the urge to…do something wrong. Punching is wrong. Even when a Size 2 is so. f-cking. annoying. Just received an email from Melissa with the link to this article. Quotes from Jennifer Love Hewitt and her new interview with shape in which she By Lainey • Sep 23, 2009 08:32 am
Famewhores Size 2 is a dumbass And a famewhore. And if I’m CBS, and she twisted her ankle and couldn’t work as a result of playing tennis in wedge heels, I’d withhold her pay. This is what it’s like on the Grouse Grind - a 3km hike up a mountain, 2,800 By Lainey • Aug 03, 2009 08:46 am
Hook Ups Friday Night Bentley Ugh. Size 2 Jennifer Love Hewitt today showing off her new Bentley. “Love” as they call her is the star of a show called Ghost Whisperer that airs on Friday Nights, a modest ratings winner on a night that’s hard to win. For several seasons now. Ghost Whisperer. They By Lainey • Mar 13, 2009 10:28 am
Dumbass YOU EMBARRASS US This bitch has no sense. It’s Jennifer Love Hewitt. Apparently today is her 30th birthday. She celebrated by calling up the paps, getting dressed up as Audrey Hepburn, and driving over to Tiffany & Co to reenact Breakfast at Tiffany’s. ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? FONTRUM*: Feeling embarrassment for someone that doesn' By Lainey • Feb 21, 2009 10:45 am
Jennifer Love Hewitt Why Size 2 is single For too long now, Us Weekly has been slapping D List celebrities on its cover with reports written from inside Lauren Conrad’s ass. It’s one thing to feature a nobody. It’s another to sugarcoat the story about the nobody with The Hills scripted nonsense. Which is what By Lainey • Jan 21, 2009 04:21 am
Assy Style Worst Emmy Hair: Jennifer Love Hewitt Size Two wore her hair for a small town prom. Or a small town wedding circa 1995. How the f&ck does this get past security? How the f&ck did she find a stylist even willing to do this? Ken Paves wouldn’t do this! Even Ken By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 03:44 am
Jennifer Love Hewitt Jennifer Love Hewitt hates fat Attention starved Jennifer Love Hewitt was snapped at the beach in Hawaii last week generating the most headlines she’s had, probably ever, for the size of her ass. UK tabloids and many North American blogs noted her fuller figure and compared it to days past, when young “Love” peaked By Lainey • Dec 03, 2007 04:07 am
Brad Pitt Jen’s new cover After a slump last year, Stephen Huvane has come out swinging. Brilliant, brilliant manoeuvres of late and a formidable sparring partner for the Pitts – matching them move for move so far after getting his ass handed to him last year. Love it. Last week we were teased – Jennifer Aniston spotted By Lainey • Jun 05, 2007 08:00 pm
Jennifer Lopez Shame About the Aliens The King of Queens goes off the air after 9 seasons so Leah Remini, better known as Jennifer Lopez’s BFF and scientological life coach, is promoting a new project: an internet series called In the MotherHood. Thing is, it’s really too bad about the weirdness and the chills, By Lainey • May 13, 2007 08:00 pm
Jennifer Garner Taupe in Person Jennifer Garner is a pretty girl. Very pretty. And the dress was lovely. Lovelier than it looks here. Here for some reason it looks hideous. And it was far from hideous. It was a Valentino, with whom she arrived and again, she looked pretty and lovely. And you have to By Lainey • May 07, 2007 08:00 pm
Ben Affleck The Oscar EX Carpet My Gwyneth is going to the Oscars! My Gwyneth! And Jennifer Lopez too! Two Ben Affleck exes on the same carpet at the time... Awkward. Love.It. Also an abundance of ex Tom Cruise beards too. Nicole Kidman, Penelope Cruz, the RoboBride on his arm...makes for some interesting PR By Lainey • Feb 20, 2007 07:00 am
Courteney Cox Pity the Nose She has called People Magazine a tabloid before, she has said repeatedly she doesn’t care for the trash perpetuated in gossip rags. And yet…when Jennifer Aniston wants to fellate the MiniVan Majority, when she wants to make sure her status as America’s Sweetheart remains unblemished, she goes By Lainey • Jan 31, 2007 07:00 am
Jennifer Love Hewitt The Two Kidmans There is the Nicole you know from the red carpet. I love the red carpet Nicole. Always poised, always willing to take a risk, hardly ever boring and black…it’s why she’s on the Love List, it’s why she remains there in spite of the fact that By Lainey • Jan 04, 2007 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Intro for Jan 02, 2007 Dear Gossips, HAPPY NEW YEAR! It’s 2007 and a very romantic start - celebrity love is definitely in the air. Lovers…and losers too. So after a very indulgent holiday break, gossip is back on FULL TIME as we head into its busiest season: Sundance, Globes, Grammys, Oscar, Britney’ By Lainey • Jan 02, 2007 07:00 am
Jennifer Love Hewitt Kate Winslet: The Holiday in Black Among the many reasons why I adore Kate Winslet - she never tries too hard, you know what I mean? Like Kate Beckinsale or Jennifer Love Hewitt, ball gowns at the drop of a hat – it’s too desperate, it’s so…extra. And unnecessary. And, thank Goddess, totally beneath By Lainey • Nov 30, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Love Hewitt My Gwyneth & The Prince An uppercrust evening of philanthropy and doesn’t my snotty favourite fit right in? Kind of reminds me – those rumours a few years ago, just before Chris, that she was dating Spanish Crown Prince Felipe…I was never able to get anything confirmed or otherwise on that situation, although she By Lainey • Nov 16, 2006 07:00 am
