Ben Affleck Vanity Fair First Impressions VF really does do the most beautiful portraits, non? In the December issue, featuring the controversial Pitt cover, the magazine goes back to First Impressions – a series of photos taken early on in the careers of several high profile celebrities. A few are stunning – Jennifer Connelly’s young rosy chubby By Lainey • Nov 07, 2006 07:00 am
Brittany Murphy About Brittany Murphy An exclusive photo from Japan – thanks to the Lovely Ell. Apparently Jessica Alba could stand to learn a lesson or two from Brittany about onset behaviour. She was in Yokohama last week filming a movie called The Ramen Girl – so low budget it may never be screened. Shooting on this By Lainey • Nov 07, 2006 07:00 am
Jessica Alba The Alba Demon: making nice…or just dumb? Thanks to MD and TD for the tip... If you’re familiar with my site, you have likely read about the Alba Terrorisation of Vancouver over the course of the last couple of months. Her attitude has reached near legendary proportions here with many tales of horrible treatment to on By Lainey • Nov 01, 2006 07:00 am
Jessica Alba George Clooney: the Midas Touch I might be losing my bitch but in this case, I think it"s less a case of bitchloss and more a curious case of George - how he manages, with his friendship, with his presence, with his influence to make even the most insufferable sufferable, the most annoying By Lainey • Oct 16, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Jessica Alba: full of sh-t and false modesty The Alba Bitch is on the new cover of Elle. In the article, she talks about her style, her attitude, her religious outlook, and her ambition - to be taken *seriously* as a *serious* artist as opposed to a starlet with a *seriously* slamming body. Hmmmm... Not likely but ok, By Lainey • Oct 10, 2006 08:00 am
Jessica Alba Jessica Alba: the big bang equaliser On the weekend, collecting a very prestigious Spike TV Scream Award. Rumour has it, the Alba Bitch is easily threatened - can"t frickin" stand having anyone remotely attractive on set with her, working for her, around her, lest another beauty dare to eclipse her own. Such a By Lainey • Oct 10, 2006 08:00 am
Jessica Alba Pro-love for SJP I don"t lose my sh*t over SJP as a "fashion icon", primarily because Patricia Field is the true fashion icon while SJP just wants really, really, really badly for you to *think* she"s one. But tonight in NYC, on the red carpet for By Lainey • Oct 05, 2006 08:00 am
Jessica Alba Emmy Rossum: stick a needle in my eye It"s no secret my disdain for Emmy Rossum. In my books, there is nothing more tedious than a doe eyed overgrown 10 year old with rosy cheeks and too many giggles. Which is why every time I see her grace a red carpet, sometimes in a twinkly princess By Lainey • Sep 25, 2006 08:00 am
Jessica Alba The Daily Crazy: Renee in Vancouver Part 3 Like I said yesterday, I don't know what"s going on with this girl. Maybe it's method acting, maybe Kenny Chesney, Jack White, Beatrix Potter…maybe they all f*cked her up good. Whatever the case, she's fallen down and hit her head By Lainey • Sep 21, 2006 08:00 am
Jessica Alba Defending Madge Is it really that bad? I don"t think it"s bad at all. In fact, I actually think it"s chic, a nice change, way better than tacky ass, long curly weaves (Jessica Alba), way better than soccer mom bobs (Jessica Simpson), and much much better By Lainey • Sep 20, 2006 08:00 am
Stacy Ann Ferguson Fergie loves meth, kicks meth, hates you I"m loathe to bag on someone for coming clean about drug use, I"m especially loathe to bag on someone who is speaking out against the intoxicating appeal of crystal meth, quite possibly the most dangerous drug on the planet right now, both for its potency and By Lainey • Sep 20, 2006 08:00 am
Jessica Alba The New and Improved Julia Roberts In more ways than one? Clearly much better than the last go round of ads for Ferre in which she looked like an equine elf, hair pulled back, decided unglamourous. And that skirt is spectacular! A curious Julia these days, non? Extremely low key, almost eager to go unnoticed, mother By Lainey • Aug 25, 2006 08:00 am
Jessica Alba A Compliment for Katie I have no quarrel with Katie Holmes. After all, is she not the ultimate victim in this war? Let's leave our quarrels with her master and extend some credit where credit is due. Because when all is said and done, Katie Holmes is not only a beauty, she By Lainey • Aug 18, 2006 08:00 am
Jessica Alba Jessica Alba: a real bitch never learns Wishful thinking I suppose but not even a lightning bolt can tame the terror that is Jessica Alba. And she continues to rage across my great country, unable to suppress the insurmountable C-bomb forever housed inside her perfect physique. If there were anyone deserving of that word…it is most By Lainey • Aug 17, 2006 08:00 am
Jessica Alba Jessica Alba: a warning from the Goddess Next to the likes of Tori Spelling and Heather Mills, Jessica Alba's sins might be slight. But like all breeds of fungus, this bitch is growing exponentially and the Goddess is watching, waiting, and warning. For a refresher on the Alba antics, enter "Alba" in the By Lainey • Aug 10, 2006 08:00 am
Jessica Alba Ryan & Rachel: the anti-Notebook A sighting and some smut…the perfect combination! My girlfriend Angie happens to live on Seymour in Vancouver, just across from where Rachel was shooting yesterday. Rachel was walking to the set, eating watermelon. Angie passed her on the street, super close. Being the friendly girl she is, Angie was By Lainey • Aug 03, 2006 08:00 am
