Jessica Alba Team Kiki If there’s a lesson to be learned from Tori Spelling’s homewrecking, mother slandering, and father neglecting, or from Hilary Swank’s despicable public outing of a recovering addict, it is that our Hollywood Hate Targets must be reassessed and re-plotted along the Hollywood Hate Spectrum. By putting Tori By Lainey • Jul 19, 2006 08:00 am
Cameron Diaz Julia Roberts: Frump Nation Dressing this way to rehearsals or on a casual stroll to market is one thing. But wearing it to a fancy event in New York??? No gossips. This isn"t just about bad taste or wickedly awful style. THIS is a deliberate attempt at a "message through fashion. By Lainey • May 07, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Worst Wannabe Jennifer Lopez: Jessica Alba Sorry but if you thought the Oscars were boring - get ready for the MTV Movie Awards next month hosted by Jessica Alba, otherwise known as the biggest four letter word starting with a "c" in Hollywood. She"s been tapped to host. And the unanimous response By Lainey • May 01, 2006 08:00 am
Jessica Alba Best Colour: Minnie Driver I miss Minnie. Because there is something very likable about Minnie. She seems like she"d fit right in at our Friday night poker games. I could totally see her kickin" back with us, having a ciggie on the deck, declining all offers of food but not drink, By Lainey • May 01, 2006 08:00 am
Denise Richards Denise & Charlie: behind the ugliness On the off chance that you haven"t heard about Denise"s allegations, check any entertainment website from People.com to eonline.com to get caught up on her charges: that he abused her, that he threatened to kill her, that he has a gambling problem, that he By Lainey • Apr 23, 2006 08:00 am
Jessica Alba Jessica Alba: campaign sunshine continued… Enough already. I’m sick of this b*tch and her nauseating campaign to smother her true sexpot and replace it with Reese Witherspoon. Because as you already know, it’s painful to watch a two bit actress overreaching her limits and trying to go for gold. Just ask Jennifer By Lainey • Apr 02, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Jessica Alba: JLo wannabe So obvious it"s almost insulting. And more than a little sad. In fact, one of the most tragic things about the Hollywood illusion is that too often, the actual players themselves start believing in the impossible. They begin to believe that they are more than they can ever By Lainey • Mar 16, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Best Dressed: Jessica Alba Y’all know I hate this bitch. But as much as I can’t stand her, the carpet belonged to Alba. It was appropriate, it was gorgeous, it was not out of her element, it was sass and vavoom, it had a gorgeous back, and it was utterly and completely By Lainey • Mar 05, 2006 07:00 am
