Style Shelfy is the first With a couple of weeks to go before the wedding, Jessica Biel spent the weekend in Paris for a photo shoot. Today she stepped out to go shopping on Avenue Montaigne. As you can see, she’s wearing those leather studded Isabel Marant pants which juuuuust appeared on the runway By Lainey • Oct 08, 2012 10:07 am
Douchebags Justin's breakup With Shriners Hospitals for Children. JT had his own PGA tournament in support of Shriners. According to the Las Vegas Review Journal, they're breaking up. Though Shriners acknowledges that Timberlake did "fulfill his obligations to the tournament and helped raise several million dollars...(he) wasn't By Lainey • Oct 02, 2012 03:37 pm
Jessica Biel Pre-wedding golf It’s the Ryder Cup this week. Bill Murray and Justin Timberlake playing in the Captains & Celebrity Scramble yesterday at Medinah. JT said recently that: “I get way more nervous playing golf in front of 500 people than being on stage in front of 20,000 people.” Totally believe By Lainey • Sep 26, 2012 11:54 am
Jessica Biel Nomination for Oscar host I glanced at an email today from the Academy about key dates for this year’s award ceremony. We’re only 5 months out. Around this time last year, Eddie Murphy was named host of the Oscars. Two months later, following Brett Ratner’s dumbassness, he quit the job. Billy By Lainey • Sep 18, 2012 04:21 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Jessica Biel’s shirt dress Um, I am obsessed with this. Like, I need it right now. This is how I should be travelling all the time! In a shirt dress/night shirt! SO cute and comfortable, right? By Lainey • Sep 04, 2012 08:38 am
Style A great white dress and on fake hair LOVE this Giambattista Valli dress on Jessica Biel. Maybe even more than I did when it was sent down the runway. So much that that f-cking fringe doesn’t even bother me so much today. It’s the collar. It’s the lace sleeves. It’s the feather peplum which By Lainey • Aug 17, 2012 10:08 am
Assy Style An off-white problem from head to toe This is just so spectacularly bad I had to put it on the main page instead of LifeStyle... Check out Jessica Biel today in London promoting Total Recall in an off-white head to toe situation that, well, do you think it’s doing anything for her? An idea on a By Lainey • Aug 16, 2012 10:53 am
Frauds Shelfy needed to be alone But first... That goddamn fringe. Jessica Biel was in Berlin yesterday promoting Total Recall at the press event and the premiere. Fashion-wise both choices are disappointments. That silky crop top makes her tits all wobbly in the daytime outfit and what kind of proper celebrity wears a tiered skirt in By Lainey • Aug 14, 2012 11:04 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Kerry Washington or Jessica Biel? Kerry Washington wore a pink version of a Dior dress to the HFPA luncheon that Jessica Biel had on at the ESPYs last month. And you prefer...? The dress on Kerry but Biel had better shoes. By Lainey • Aug 10, 2012 11:39 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Pippy & Shelfy release trailers Gerard Butler’s Playing For Keeps was pushed back from its original release date more than once. Now they think the holiday season might be a good time for it to meet audiences. Gerard Butler + Jessica Biel as parents in a movie...in theatres... one week before The Hobbit and By Lainey • Aug 08, 2012 03:34 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews When bad movies attack: Total Recall edition Look, it’s not like I expected Total Recall to be good. The 1990 original isn’t really good, but at least it’s fun in that way that bad movies can be. So while I didn’t expect the remake of Total Recall to be good, per se, I By Sarah • Aug 06, 2012 12:22 pm
Assy Style Jessica Biel’s Total New York Recall Of the three names in the movie, Jessica Biel was the only one who showed last night at the New York premiere of Total Recall. Strange. Especially Colin Farrell’s absence. He’s the main dude. So it was on Shelfy then to carry the NYC load. Here she is By Lainey • Aug 03, 2012 12:16 pm
Famewhores The Jessica that Jessica wants to be Here’s Jessica Biel last night at the premiere of Total Recall. It’s what I call aspirational dressing. And, curiously, her sartorial approach mirrors her professional one. The Jessica that Jessica wants to be and the Jessica that Jessica actually is, they are not the same. What you see By Lainey • Aug 02, 2012 12:31 pm
Famewhores Justin around her neck This is Jessica Biel out in West Hollywood yesterday wearing a “Justin” necklace. This of course is nowhere near as sweet and romantic as Slum Lover giving Jennifer Lopez a bear necklace for her birthday to go with her bear birthday cake. What else? A “bear2bear” tattoo? The crazy thing By Lainey • Jul 27, 2012 11:21 am
Dumbass No Wolverine for Jessica Biel As reported the other day - click here for a refresher - Jessica Biel had apparently locked up the role of Viper in Hugh Jackman’s upcoming The Wolverine directed by James Mangold. Production is to begin next month. And I was actually very supportive of this career decision. She By Lainey • Jul 18, 2012 03:33 pm
Style The best ass at Comic-Con goes back to Blade Dylan was at Comic-Con. He messaged me a photo of Jessica Biel’s shelf ass when she walked by him on the carpet. It’s extraordinary. Even more extraordinary is that I’m really into what she’s wearing here. That’s a great skirt. And those are great neon By Lainey • Jul 16, 2012 04:33 pm
