Dumbass Please don’t encourage him The Hollywood Foreign Press Association. They are feeding Pippy’s ego and worse, they are giving him encouragement to keep acting. If you’ve ever seen him in a movie, from Alpha Dog to Edison to Black Snake Moan to The Love Guru, well you know. You know that encouraging By Lainey • Dec 11, 2009 02:59 am
Famewhores Stay Down I’m tired of telling her to sit DOWN. Every time she opens her mouth she’s asking for a sit DOWN. At this point it’s become STAY DOWN. And since she’s starved her Shelf Ass away, maybe that should be her new name. STAY DOWN Jessica Biel. By Lainey • Nov 27, 2009 03:50 am
Jessica Biel Pippy’s new bff and relaxed hair Pip is working on The Social Network (Facebook story) with Jesse Eisenberg. He and Jesse have apparently bonded on set. Here they are leaving together at the end of a long shoot last night. Before you start thinking it, there are no smutty allusions here. Just straight up new besties. By Lainey • Nov 26, 2009 04:46 am
Famewhores Shelfy & Taupe Sweet Christ, can you imagine being invited to tag along for this one? The only benefit would be finishing off their food. Because you know they don’t eat. Jessica Biel and Jennifer Garner hooked up for dinner last night in LA following Biel’s appearance on The Tonight Show By Lainey • Nov 11, 2009 01:49 am
Jessica Biel Clingy with benefits According to Fox 411 Jessica Biel wants to be with Justin Timberlake so badly, she’s eating his terms, even if his terms dictate that their relationship remains open, leaving him to f-ck whoever else he wants to, and her at the same time. Friends with benefits. Not sure how By Lainey • Nov 09, 2009 09:31 am
Famewhores Shelfy f-cks for her next movie Smart. Go back to your roots, girl. Use your body. It’s all you have. Shrinking Shelf Ass Jessica Biel has found her next role. No longer scrounging for the Portman/Knightley/Hathaway discards, perhaps finally ready to accept that real acting is not in her future, Shelfy is now By Lainey • Oct 30, 2009 05:55 am
Girly Throw Downs Shelfy is always behind Jessica Biel was in New York a couple of weeks ago supposedly attending a Broadway workshop trying to angle for a part in a future Broadway production for Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown. Oh Shelfy. Always a wannabe, always behind. Because while Shelfy is still TRYING, Scarjo By Lainey • Oct 28, 2009 03:29 am
Exclusives Jessica & JT together in Vancouver: first photos Well that didn’t take long. Here they are, the first photos of Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake in Vancouver together this afternoon after lunch with her assistant. Why does she need an assistant? She’s always with the assistant. Anyway, am told they seemed “fine”, low key, and held By Lainey • Oct 21, 2009 01:18 pm
Famewhores West Coast Cling The Twitter buzz started last night around dinner – sightings of Pipsqueak with the shrink-ass in Vancouver walking around town, out in the open, and then at the movies, the late showing of Where The Wild Things Are at Dunbar Theatre, a great local picture house. Fiona and I saw Harry By Lainey • Oct 21, 2009 02:45 am
Break Ups Skinny Shelfy says she’s studying Of course she was. Her publicist always comes up with an excuse. So Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake was in Vegas all last week for his golf tournament which culminated yesterday. Saturday night, as previously mentioned, he and his friends performed at Mandalay Bay to raise money for Shriners Hospitals for Children. By Lainey • Oct 19, 2009 05:08 am
Famewhores Shelfy keeps dreaming She’s persistent. And she’s already trying to sort out a Plan B. Plan A, obviously, is to keep clinging to Pippy even though he’s trying to fling her. But just like she once schemed to lock him down, crashing party after party to hook it up, Shelf By Lainey • Oct 14, 2009 09:40 am
Break Ups It’s where she isn’t… That’s most telling. But People.com says they’re totally still together. So it must be the truth, right? Shelfy and her publicist want so badly for it to be. But it’s Thanksgiving weekend in Canada. So today, Monday, is a holiday. No one is working, no one By Lainey • Oct 12, 2009 08:12 am
Break Ups Shelfy can’t cling long distance Shelf Ass Jessica Biel is back in Vancouver, arrived last Thursday and spotted yesterday downtown filming A-Team. As you can see, even on set with makeup on, Shelfy looks like sh-t. Gaunt, pale, and am told she seems listless and mopey between scenes. A reader (thanks Rubina!) saw her on By Lainey • Oct 05, 2009 04:48 am
Break Ups The Clinger cover and the People Publicist The good news is that Shelfy landed herself a cover. The bad news…the cover makes her look as pathetic as Jennifer Aniston. As reported yesterday, the new issue of Us Weekly features an exclusive breakup report – Justin Timberlake ditched the Shelf Ass Jessica Biel. Over the phone and over By Lainey • Sep 30, 2009 08:36 am
Break Ups He shed the Clinger? Oh la. The new issue of Us Magazine comes out tomorrow but etalk received an advance copy and their report is putting Shelfy in the sh-ts. I just read my voice over for our piece about 15 minutes ago. According to the publication, they say Pip ditched her. LIKE A By Lainey • Sep 29, 2009 04:53 am
Famewhores The Jessica School of Acting Today is We Day in Vancouver. The Dalai Lama, among others, will be addressing 16,000 young people, engaging them, encouraging them, celebrating their efforts to give back and make a difference. Make The Difference is the name of Jessica Biel’s foundation. She’s working on a new film By Lainey • Sep 29, 2009 02:54 am
