Jessica Simpson Bootycalling on his Blog Hate to gloat but… It was reported last week that John Mayer the pissing douche was on the loose, having split from Minka Kelly. This is what I wrote at the time: And now that Jessica Simpson is all over Tony Romo, maybe John is feeling a little slighted that By Lainey • Jan 16, 2008 01:00 am
Jessica Simpson Papa Perv F*cks Up Again Jessica Simpson’s career is in deep sh*t. She can’t sell a movie, she can’t sell pop music so she’s trying her hand at country music… but now Texas hates her ass. And if her home state hates her ass, how the hell is she going By Lainey • Jan 15, 2008 05:50 am
Jessica Simpson Pissing Douche on the Loose John Mayer is single again! According to People, after dating FNL’s Minka Kelly for a few months, the two have now broken up. Looks like Minka came to her senses. How do you go from Taylor Kitsch dripping sweat all over you to John Mayer pulling out his pee By Lainey • Jan 09, 2008 08:54 am
Jessica Simpson Simpsons Holiday: Distraction or Relaxation? Jessica Simpson and pervy Papa Pimp Joe Simpson and her mother and her friends took Tony Romo to Cabo this weekend for a little R&R. Apparently Jess and Tony were seen rubbing each other’s asses, very affectionate with each other and very friendly with her parents. Ew. By Lainey • Jan 06, 2008 07:00 pm
Jessica Simpson How to Help Your Man Gisele Bundchen is a supermodel, by profession and genetic jackpot, understandably one of the most narcissistic creatures on the planet. And still, Gisele is capable of putting her ego away when a game is on the line. When her man Tom Brady needs to focus on the job, Gisele knows By Lainey • Jan 01, 2008 11:37 pm
Jessica Simpson Worse than Gigli You didn’t think it was possible, did you? For a movie to bomb harder than Gigli? Not surprisingly, Papa Pervy Pimp Joe Simpson has managed to earn the dubious distinction and he is managing his daughter’s career straight into the sh*tter. Jessica’s film Blonde Ambition was By Lainey • Dec 23, 2007 07:00 pm
Jessica Simpson Learn from Brady & Bundchen Ok now I feel badly for her just a little. Seems like Jessica Simpson can do no right post-divorce. She makes a record, it suck ass. She makes a movie…several movies…they suck ass too. She finds a boyfriend…he pees on her, is embarrassed of her, and breaks By Lainey • Dec 19, 2007 10:11 am
Jennifer Aniston Aniston’s Worst Insult Janice Min must be mad at Stephen Huvane again. Because this week’s cover of Us Weekly features Brad and Angelina as couple of the year and now on the magazine’s website, the most hilarious poll: Who"s More Likely to Find Love in 2008: Jessica Simpson or By Lainey • Dec 13, 2007 08:01 am
Jessica Simpson John Mayer ShameFace: Best of 2007 By the end of it, when it actually ended, I admit… I was kinda sad. Too many fun smutty moments came from their relationship and the thought of Jess’s cheap ass weave getting urinated on by John Mayer was just too good. But what should never have been could By Lainey • Dec 11, 2007 07:00 pm
Jessica Simpson Fire Your Father Not exactly a shocker but still… given that her last album tanked, there is no way Joe Simpson can explain this away. Or save his daughter’s career. Blonde Ambition is going straight to DVD on January 22. Because it sucks ass. Because her father keeps lining projects up for By Lainey • Dec 11, 2007 07:00 pm
Jessica Simpson Papa Pimp Back at Work People.com is reporting that Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo shared Thanksgiving dinner together this weekend (surrounded by her family) celebrating the Cowboys’ big win over the NY Jets going 10 and 1 for the first time in franchise history setting up a killer match up next Sunday against the By Lainey • Nov 25, 2007 07:00 pm
Jessica Simpson Right and Wrong Last night at the ACE Awards – Mandy Moore (Right) and Jessica Simpson (Wrong). This dress looks like leopard brocade. And brocade is just so old. And Jess is not old. She is young, she is vibrant, she has the worst taste ever, and she is addicted to hairspray. It’s By Lainey • Nov 05, 2007 07:00 pm
Brad Pitt Lacking Maroon 5’s Adam Levine as Brad from Fight Club for Halloween, pretty much pissing on Pitt’s legacy. As if. As if a helium-voiced little douche could come close to the quiveration. Maybe, just maybe, if he could actually perform live. But as it so happens, Adam’s ball-less By Lainey • Nov 01, 2007 10:24 am
Jessica Simpson Three Whiskers Gets Off Orly Bloomie will not be charged with hit and run stemming from an accident last week in which he crashed into a parked car, blaming the paps, and then proceeded to walk away from the scene as his friend lay bleeding in the backseat until a photographer advised him to By Lainey • Oct 26, 2007 09:07 am
Jessica Simpson Why Three Whiskers Was Rushing? Orly Bloom tried to flee the scene yesterday after his car accident. Never mind that his passengers were injured and ended up being taken to hospital. For some reason, he felt the need to book it… until the paps warned him he’d have his ass skinned if he pulled By Lainey • Oct 11, 2007 08:00 pm
Jessica Simpson Better than Rossum As hilarious as this is – Jessica Simpson trying to act – I’d STILL take it any day over Rossum. Yes indeed. Jessica Simpson trumps Emmy Rossum. So here’s Jess at work on the set of Major Movie Star yesterday. The braincrushing plot involves a starlet, Jessica, who suffers colossal By Lainey • Sep 20, 2007 06:09 am
