Jessica Simpson Jessica Simpson wrote a book Like Mimi, Gwyneth Paltrow, Dakota Johnson, and Kate Hudson, Jessica Simpson is also in Aspen for the holidays. She’s there with her husband and children and also Ashlee Simpson and Evan Ross. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Jessica Simpson (@jessicasimpson) on Dec 28, 2019 at By Lainey • Dec 30, 2019 10:53 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Jessica Simpson’s Pink Wave The gender reveal is like the “surprise album drop” for the Minivan Majority – they can’t get enough of it. It’s so prevalent that even celebrities can only come up with so many ways to reveal pink or blue: balloons, cutting into a cake, hitting a baseball, shooting confetti By Maria • Sep 19, 2018 12:11 pm
Assy Style Jessica Simpson takes notes! Yesterday I offered style notes to Jessica Simpson on the outfit she was wearing – click here if you missed it. Later on in the day…? Guess what happened? She modified the outfit! I’m not saying she took MY notes. But she evidently took someone’s notes. Which were similar By Lainey • Aug 09, 2017 02:48 pm
Assy Style Jessica Simpson’s outfit Over the years, Jessica Simpson has given us a lot of fashion pain. Very little pleasure. So much pain. Jessica stepped out in New York today. And this outfit, I think, qualifies as all pain. At the same time though… is it also pleasure? Because it definitely popped out at By Lainey • Aug 08, 2017 03:52 pm
Celebrity Lifestyle Brands Is Jessica Simpson a Girl Boss? This morning Lainey emailed me about some new Jessica Simpson photos so I went online to find them. Then I had to find the date to make sure they were new because to be honest, if I’m looking at Jessica Simpson photos from 5 years ago or 5 minutes By Maria • Apr 20, 2017 12:54 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, March 27, 2017 These are Miu Miu and I’d definitely go for the black, but the satin version works too. Still, I would never pay that much for sandals I’ll wear a dozen times over a summer. My favourite fashion blog Le Catch suggested a pair in the same style family By Maria • Mar 27, 2017 04:20 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, February 15, 2017 As Lainey pointed out yesterday, Tom Hiddleston is kind of sad. On Twitter, “Tom Hiddleston Bolognese” has become a thing, thanks to the writer of the story (Taffy Brodesser-Akner) posting the recipe. And he hasn’t been retweeting or liking any of the photos people are putting up. Even though By Maria • Feb 15, 2017 02:59 pm
Jock Smut Jessica Simpson’s Gossip Nostalgia Jessica Simpson, Eric Johnson, and their two children were seen at LAX yesterday. Not sure where they’re going. Maybe Dallas? Probably not Dallas? I say this because last week, I read an article about the Dallas Cowboys. It was a playoff bye week for the team, apparently their first By Lainey • Jan 13, 2017 12:24 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, November 2, 2016 I love Christmas movies that involves a bunch of family members going home for the holidays. The way Danny Glover mutters “who is this white man” kills me. A video posted by Mo'nique (@therealmoworldwide) onNov 1, 2016 at 3:57pm PDT I just want to point out that By Maria • Nov 02, 2016 05:01 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, October 26, 2016 Is this considered a honeymoon baby, or was it shortly thereafter? It’s been just under 4 months since they got married. I can’t wait to see these pregnancy photos (and I never say that about anyone). Russell will be so into it. On this special Birthday I received By Maria • Oct 26, 2016 03:08 pm
LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: Jessica’s fur and bells Jessica Simpson dressed like this to go shopping at Barneys. I would have refused to sell her anything, tell her to go back to wherever she founds these pants. These pants. They remind me of Madonna, the Blond Ambition tour, and Holiday. That tour. God, that tour. One of the By Lainey • Oct 25, 2016 12:45 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, October 3, 2016 Ellen Page is tracking Kate Mara’s non-activity on Instagram. Just realized @katemara doesn't even follow me on Instagram. 💔 Who will she follow first? What will she post? When will we have answers ? A photo posted by @ellenpage onOct 1, 2016 at 10:42am PDT The only thing By Maria • Oct 03, 2016 04:25 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, May 12, 2016 Even the word “soda” has a bit of pretentiousness to it, right? The phrase "We don't carry sodas" is never said without a suffocating smugness.— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) May 10, 2016 Jenny McCarthy is now kind of brunette. Oh and still responsible for a massive misinformation By Maria • May 12, 2016 02:26 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, May 6, 2016 I am strangely into Michelle Williams’s bangs. They shouldn’t work but they do. Her bone structure and the delicate wisps of hair remind me of Winona. Congratulations to Michelle Williams on her #TonyAward Nomination, here dressed in #LouisVuitton by @nicolasghesquiere for the Meet the Nominees Press Reception in By Maria • May 06, 2016 02:37 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, February 15, 2016 What in the Frankenporny is this? Someone went a little bit nuts with the Photoshop tool. Look at her body from the waist down. Okkkkkkk Jessica. Happy Valentines Day #thisJohnsonisgettinIt A photo posted by Jessica Simpson (@jessicasimpson) onFeb 14, 2016 at 5:48pm PST Apparently Jaime King “stormed out” of By Maria • Feb 15, 2016 03:57 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, February 1, 2016 Orlando Jones and Angela Bassett have a great casting idea for that Michael Jackson/Elizabeth Taylor/Marlon Brando roadtrip movie. BRILLIANT! Ordered my violet contacts & bathed in White Diamonds this morning, so I'm READY! Let's do this! xo! Ang https://t.co/E8O4NY438y— Angela Bassett By Maria • Feb 01, 2016 03:04 pm
