Baby and Bump Obsession Porny’s Oscar weekend For all my sh-tting on Jessica Simpson, here’s something I can actually appreciate about her: unlike the Ashley Greenes, Kellan Lutzes, and Lindsay Lohans of the world, Porny has never said she wants to win an Oscar one day. She probably has a better chance -- which isn’t By Lainey • Feb 22, 2013 01:29 pm
Gwyneth Paltrow Gwyneth Paltrow: inspired by ...Simpson?! There’s a really funny story over at US Weekly right now. The headline: Exclusive: Gwyneth Paltrow Is Bored With Acting, Wants an Empire Like Jessica Simpson Gwyneth Paltrow wants to be like Jessica Simpson? Gwyneth Paltrow is modelling her career after her? According to a source, “(Gwyneth) admires Jessica& By Lainey • Feb 18, 2013 05:22 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Valentine Porny: Pink & Pregnant Porny's freeloader took her to lunch today in Santa Monica presumably to celebrate Valentine's. As you can see, she's in pink, the prototype for Pregnant Barbie if they ever released one on the market. Is Pink the official colour of the expectant? Why? Why By Lainey • Feb 14, 2013 05:59 pm
Dumbass The Misrepresentation of Jessica Simpson PEOPLE.com posted two images yesterday from Porny’s upcoming Spring collection. I clicked on the article last night and..well...Jacek has a new blend. It helped soothe my violence. Retouching is not new. Retouching is almost... standard. And the debate is constant as to how this contributes to By Lainey • Feb 06, 2013 03:34 pm
Dumbass When Porny’s life was over Have you seen the Jennifer Hudson-Jessica Simpson Weight Watchers commercial? Does it feel like it’s been on a lot lately? The more it’s on, the more I obsess about whether or not they were actually together. They totally weren’t together. Look at how awkward that is -- By Lainey • Jan 31, 2013 11:22 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Scripted Porny How so very disappointing that Jessica Simpson and Ryan Lochte somehow missed each other pop culturally. A year or two earlier or later and it could have been spectacularly stupid. Stupidly spectacular? Both! Can you imagine? And then a reality show: Dum-Dums. Or Porny & Dum-Dum. No one would have By Lainey • Jan 17, 2013 03:40 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Porny’s Pregnant Christmas It’s official, even though you’ve known about for almost a month now -- Jessica Simpson confirmed her pregnancy by posting a photo of her daughter Maxwell in “BIG SIS” pose and announcing it via a new commercial for Weight Watchers (posted below). Then, conveniently, the paps converged in By Lainey • Dec 27, 2012 10:25 am
Jessica Simpson Full body Porny In her first ad for Weight Watchers, Jessica Simpson was only shot from the neck up, presumably because she’d not reached her goal. Which, you know, is a lovely message, non? If you don’t reach your goal, it means you are hideous and no one wants to see By Lainey • Dec 19, 2012 01:45 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Why you mad, Weight Watchers? Jessica Simpson has been pretty quiet since US Weekly’s OMG! She’s pregnant again cover. There’s been no official confirmation (or denial) but at this point it’s looking pretty solid. She is expecting again less than a year after having Maxwell. There’s always someone who gets By Maria • Dec 06, 2012 04:44 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Using the baby to hide the baby bump US Weekly broke the news earlier this week that Porny is expecting with her second, 6 months after Maxwell was born. Maria wrote to me when the story was released about how this is quick, and something to do with getting pregnant while breastfeeding and I don’t know but By Lainey • Nov 30, 2012 03:47 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Porny is pregnant again Oh here we go. More gross belly cupping on the way. US Weekly reports exclusively that Jessica Simpson is pregnant again. There’s no official confirmation but the magazine did reach out to her reps in advance with no comment in response and that means they were given a heads By Lainey • Nov 28, 2012 09:46 am
Faux Gossip The Problem with Being the Girl Next Door Jessica Simpson has just come off her major Weight Watchers push – it’s still too early to tell whether it was a successful endorsement for either brand, but that’s just one deal. Simpson is a lifestyle juggernaut. And her entire empire is predicated on one idea: Jessica’s fans By Maria • Oct 04, 2012 10:01 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Jessica Fondles Her Fanbase When Lainey emailed me about Jessica Simpson’s guest post on iVillage, I was like “Ugh f-ck here we go again.” Disliking Jessica Simpson is so easy but kind of tiring, too. She tests the support system that, in theory, women (particularly new moms) are supposed to provide one another. By Maria • Sep 19, 2012 04:15 pm
Famewhores Porny’s “not about the numbers” $3-4 million is a pretty nice number. Are you sure it’s not about the numbers? It’s ONLY about the f-cking numbers. Let’s talk about some of the dumbness that has been coming out of Porny’s mouth this week as she promotes her try to be thinness By Lainey • Sep 11, 2012 06:01 pm
Jessica Simpson Gisele: The Anti-Porny It’s easy to hate on Gisele; it’s doubly easy to hate on her if you are a mom. She looks disgustingly great while she is pregnant and did a bikini photo shoot 2 months after giving birth to Benjamin. If I saw Gisele at the playground, I would By Maria • Sep 07, 2012 03:34 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Porny didn’t push As expected, PEOPLE Magazine outbid everyone else for the first photos of Jessica Simpson’s baby Maxwell Drew. There’s also an exclusive interview. Since everyone goes crazy over babies and everything baby-related these days, they expect this to be a big seller which is why Maxwell’s first job By Lainey • May 30, 2012 10:59 am
