Famewhores Did You Survive Celebrity Mother’s Day? (Lainey: How was your Mother’s Day? Mother’s Day belongs to Hollywood now. Does it feel like Mother’s Day is being taken over by celebrities and their babies? None of the writers usually featured on this site have babies. So... meet Maria. Maria is a friend. She is By Maria • May 14, 2012 10:40 am
Baby and Bump Obsession On Maxwell Drew She has arrived, and yes, let's just take a few seconds to marvel on HOW DID IT TAKE THAT LONG? I guess the answer is “she told everyone the identical second she could”, possibly because she knew she wasn't going to be able to hide it. By Duana • May 02, 2012 11:23 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Porny’s May Day Baby? TMZ reports that Jessica Simpson’s family, along with relatives of her freeloader, are at the hospital now. Finally! It’s out of her! Porny may have relief! And we may know the winner soon to our Porny Baby Naming Pool. Which was posted in MARCH when we thought that By Lainey • May 01, 2012 11:48 am
Movie Reviews and Previews JGL, Julianne, and The Dark Knight Rises Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Julianne Moore went for a walk in New York yesterday. Apparently he’s directing her in a new movie. Scarlett Johansson will also star. JGL worked on the script, a romantic comedy about a player who is trying to commit: "I wrote myself a helluva role, By Lainey • May 01, 2012 11:31 am
Baby and Bump Obsession M = Pregnant Forever Jessica Simpson posted a video from her baby shower yesterday. It’s short, so have a look first and we’ll regroup after: So... This shower happened on March 18th. That’s SIX WEEKS AGO. Can you imagine how uncomfortable she must be now? Jessica tweeted the other day that By Lainey • Apr 27, 2012 10:43 am
Lifestyle Sasha Finds: Jessica Simpson’s red dress Not sure if you watched the premiere of fashion star but Jessica Simpson was wearing this great red dress, with cap sleeves and cowl neck, it looked great, and would be perfect work. I’m almost a lawyer (three more months) so it has to be law firm appropriate, but By Sasha • Mar 29, 2012 01:52 pm
Parent Pimps Evaluating Simpson’s baby shower Oh look. PEOPLE Magazine has exclusive photos from Jessica Simpson’s baby shower on Sunday. They’ve released one shot on the website as a promotion for the rest of the images in this week’s issue featuring Adam Levine and Blake Shelton on the cover. Which is why, as By Lainey • Mar 22, 2012 10:37 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Jessica's baby value Jessica Simpson's baby shower happened yesterday. Some celebrities showed up. It was an embarrassment of gifts. She does, after all, have her own on a billion dollar business. Or maybe it's just me. I've never been comfortable with the idea of registries etc for By Lainey • Mar 19, 2012 09:55 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Porny Name Pool! (Lainey: please see Duana’s article and then details on our pool below that. This is a throwdown!) I know the fear of all mothers these days is judgment. Everyone worries they’re going to get judged for what they do or don’t feed their kid, who takes care By Duana • Mar 08, 2012 02:54 pm
Famewhores Naked pregnant Jessica is having a girl Jessica Simpson’s Fashion Star debuts soon on NBC. She covers the new issue of ELLE to promote the show. AND she gets naked to do so. AND she even tells them that she’s having a girl. Well sh-t. Is the show really bad? Because goddamn why is she By Lainey • Mar 07, 2012 10:25 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Pregnancy for famous people One of the arguments against the fact that Beyonce was really carrying the Throne Child was that she was wearing heels during her pregnancy all the time. Many a sanctimonious mother insisted that “when I was pregnant, there was NO WAY I could get my feet into heels”. Victoria Beckham By Lainey • Jan 19, 2012 11:22 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Stay pregnant! I don’t think I’ve received a single email disagreeing about my position on Porny’s pregnancy style: that it’s remarkably superior to her non-pregnancy style, as in it’s GOOD style. Crazy talk, right? But look at her, stringing together win after win this week in New By Lainey • Dec 02, 2011 09:41 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Porny’s pregnancy steeze She wears her clothes so much better when she’s pregnant, non? Look at my Porny last night in New York with her freeloader. Doesn’t she look lovely? Isn’t that a good fit? Why can’t she do this when there’s no baby inside of her? But By Lainey • Nov 30, 2011 12:01 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Pregnancy pays already for Porny This is Jessica Simpson with her freeloader yesterday celebrating her nephew’s 3rd birthday. As you well know Porny is now pregnant with her own. Us Weekly reports that she will be signing with Weight Watchers after she gives birth to lose all her baby gain. Apparently she’ll have By Lainey • Nov 22, 2011 12:54 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Porny’s pregnant Halloween Jessica Simpson officially officially announced on her website yesterday that she and that freeloader are expecting. Apparently she’d been planning it for a while. Even put together a special “mummy” Halloween/White Snake video photo shoot. How about the fact that it took a gag costume for her to By Lainey • Nov 01, 2011 07:39 am
Girly Throw Downs Coincidence or Conspiracy: Porny Pregnancy edition Jessica Simpson used to date Tony Romo, the sh-tty quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys. Romo is now married to Candice Crawford. He and Crawford were engaged within a month of Porny’s engagement to that loser with no job who lives in her house. Porny, quite obviously, is pregnant. And By Lainey • Oct 25, 2011 05:16 pm
