BAFTA 2013 BAFTA party partners The party is always better than the show, right? Especially if you have a party partner. This…is not Ben Affleck’s life right now. More on that later. For now, here’s Alice Eve getting sweaty with Bradley Cooper. And Bradley Cooper getting pawed by Michael Fassbender. And Fassbender By Lainey • Feb 11, 2013 02:55 pm
Douchebags Globes Most Humourless: Joaquin Phoenix & Kevin Costner Did you see Joaquin Phoenix’s face during the Tina and Amy opener? You cannot defend a man who can’t smile during that opener. You cannot defend a man who looks like he’s eating sh-t during that opener. It is indefensible. Whatever it is that Joaquin Phoenix objects By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 08:54 am
Joaquin Phoenix 2012 according to The Actors And The Actor goes to... Well, definitely not Joaquin Phoenix. He did say he didn’t want any awards. And even though he backtracked - just a little - the Screen Actors Guild took him at his word. One of the best performances of the year and still, they were By Lainey • Dec 12, 2012 12:01 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Joaquin wants to go to the party Last month Joaquin Phoenix told Interview Magazine that he thought the Oscars were full of sh-t. Click here for a refresher. At the time he was considered a strong contender for a Best Actor nomination and many believed those comments f-cked up his chances. Now Joaquin is not exactly backtracking By Lainey • Nov 13, 2012 12:45 pm
Hook Ups What Goes Around Version 2. Bieber featuring James Franco as Sean Avery Justin Timberlake’s best friend Trace Ayala used to be with Elisha Cuthbert. Cuthbert allegedly cheated on Ayala with Sean Avery (um, I know) so JT supposedly wrote What Goes Around to call her out. This, of course, was before Olivia Munn. Ahem. Justin Bieber’s friend Ryan Good was By Lainey • Oct 23, 2012 04:25 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Two and a half minutes of The Master A full length trailer is now available for The Master, scheduled to open in October - not long now - to begin what will surely be an award season run. Two teasers were previously released featuring Joaquin Phoenix and Philip Seymour Hoffman. Please click here and here if you missed By Lainey • Jul 20, 2012 12:07 pm
Chills Chills Chills “Just say something that’s true” Loved the first trailer for The Master. Click here for a refresher. Have you seen the second? Last time the focus was on Joaquin Phoenix, the follower. This time we meet the leader, played by Philip Seymour Hoffman, who appears to be at his most brilliant in a role they By Lainey • Jun 20, 2012 02:33 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Thom, Jonny, and Joaquin Paparazzi photos of Thom Yorke and Jonny Greenwood to end the month! Radiohead plays two shows in Newark tonight and tomorrow. Here they are walking around New York enjoying their down time. Joaquin Phoenix meanwhile was in LA yesterday, shooting his new movie at the beach. It’s a Charlie By Lainey • May 31, 2012 01:10 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Joaquin Phoenix Travolta It’s been less than 3 months since Oscar. And that conversation is starting up again. I guess whenever Paul Thomas Anderson makes a movie though... I love that Anderson is married to Maya Rudolph. Maya by the way grew up with Gwyneth Paltrow. And Gwyneth was in Anderson’s By Lainey • May 22, 2012 12:38 pm
Photo Assumption Marion & Joaquin A long time ago, when Joaquin Phoenix was #1 on my Five List, before he revealed himself to be a mega prick, and before Marion Cotillard and Guillaume Canet (happily) came together in real life, I would have reacted differently to these photos. Almost optimistically. In 2007, I would have By Lainey • Jan 27, 2012 04:17 pm
Joaquin Phoenix Out of retirement Check out Joaquin Phoenix in Hollywood today on a cigarette break. As you know, Joaquin announced his retirement, but then it was supposedly all for a mock documentary, which no one understood. And now he’s back to doing what he does best: acting. Hopefully without complaining. Because he really By Lainey • Jan 06, 2012 06:07 pm
Douchebags Skinny = Undouchey? The Joaquin Phoenix who appeared in that hoax doc I'm Still Here or whatever was bearded, bloated, and vile. And tremendously unpopular. He might argue that "art" is sometimes not appreciated in its time but the fact is, no one got it, and no one f-cking By Lainey • May 13, 2011 05:41 am
Girly Throw Downs Armie Hammer > Joaquin Phoenix Clint Eastwood is making a movie about J Edgar Hoover. Leonardo DiCaprio is confirmed as the lead. Joaquin Phoenix was said to have been in the running to play Leo’s gay lover. That was back in September – click here for a refresher. But this is Hollywood. And goodwill never By Lainey • Dec 09, 2010 04:14 am
BFFs Photo Assumption the Affleck-Phoenixes At the PETA Gala on Saturday night – Joaquin Phoenix showed up clean-shaven and lean, like Johnny Cash lean, hand in hand with his sister Rain, all smiles and even, almost, jovial with photographers. Photo Assumption says someone is actually trying (hard) to be liked again and, while we’re at By Lainey • Sep 27, 2010 05:23 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Joaquin, Leo, and Clint? Clint Eastwood is making a movie about J Edgar Hoover and his lover Clyde Tolson. Leonardo DiCaprio has long been attached to play Hoover and now word is Joaquin Phoenix is being courted for the Tolson role, working from a script written by Dustin Lance Black (Milk) on a project By Lainey • Sep 22, 2010 05:29 am
Douchebags Casey settles Casey Affleck settled out of court with the two women who claimed he sexually harassed them on the set of I’m Still Here. They were originally each trying to get about $2 million out of him. The terms of the deal have not been made public but the matter By Lainey • Sep 15, 2010 10:11 am
