Douchebags Intro for June 21, 2018 Dear Gossips, “Anyone but Phil.” If you’ve been visiting this site over the years, you may remember that I play golf and I watch golf and whenever I’m watching golf and a major golf championship is happening, this is what I always say: “Anyone but Phil”. Phil Mickelson By Lainey • Jun 21, 2018 08:34 am
Jock Smut Intro for May 30, 2018 Dear Gossips, ‘‘I play for me but I also play and represent something much greater than me. I embrace that. I love that. I want that. So ultimately, when I am out there on the court, I am playing for me.’’ This is what Serena Williams told Claudia Rankine in By Lainey • May 30, 2018 09:16 am
Jock Smut Being Serena Next Wednesday, May 2nd, at 10 pm Eastern Standard Time, I have plans. I will be on my couch, in sweat pants, watching Being Serena on HBO. Being Serena is the documentary series about Serena Williams that will detail her pregnancy, her marriage and her return to tennis. Being Serena By Kathleen • Apr 26, 2018 12:38 pm
Jock Smut Serena owns the tournament Serena Williams will play Naomi Osaka in the first round of the Miami Open tomorrow. It’s a tough draw. Serena is unseeded and Naomi just won her first tournament at Indian Wells, which was Serena’s first tournament back since having her baby. This is an exciting moment. Because By Lainey • Mar 20, 2018 10:17 am
Jock Smut Tom Brady’s TB12 method I’m pretty sure my family would only disown me over two things: 1. If I murdered someone and 2. If I became a New England Patriots fan. My family is very just and very into football. I think I could get my mom to help me bury a body By Kathleen • Mar 13, 2018 09:57 am
Jock Smut Intro for March 8, 2018 Dear Gossips, Today is International Women’s Day. It’s the day that Serena Williams returns, playing in the first round at Indian Wells, her first professional tournament since she left the tour during her pregnancy – but only after winning the Australian Open in January 2017. Serena is coming into By Lainey • Mar 08, 2018 09:01 am
Jock Smut Four Billboards Get you a person who loves you like Alexis Ohanian loves Serena Williams. After I saw Alexis’s four billboards welcoming Serena back to tennis after giving birth, I turned to my partner and said, “What have you done for me LATELY?” It’s not that I want a billboard By Kathleen • Feb 28, 2018 10:58 am
Jock Smut Intro for February 20, 2018 Dear Gossips, Holy sh-t, that Olympic free dance competition last night. But this is what you want when the gold is on the line, right? You want everyone to f-cking bring it. There is nothing I’m better at than choking in the moment, especially when it requires physical performance. By Lainey • Feb 20, 2018 09:17 am
Jock Smut Serena and Olympia cover VOGUE Alexis Olympia Ohanian Jr, daughter of the greatest of all time, won her first Australian Open a year ago. Twelve months later, she’s on the cover of VOGUE, in her ma’s arms, with one fist raised as if to declare I AM HERE. As if she had to. By Lainey • Jan 10, 2018 04:23 pm
Jock Smut Serena’s master class in classy clapbacks Serena Williams has been a role model since she was 15 years old. She was a role model to me through my most formative years. There have been many times in my life when just looking at Serena Williams—a black woman, the Greatest Of All Time, the smart, stunning, By Kathleen • Sep 20, 2017 09:32 am
Jock Smut Intro for August 17, 2017 Dear Gossips, Last week we talked about Jennifer Lawrence on the cover of VOGUE’s 125th anniversary September issue, the biggest issue of the year. The choice, as I wrote at the time, was status quo. Also featured in VOGUE’s September issue: Oprah Winfrey and Serena Williams. Oprah has By Lainey • Aug 17, 2017 10:04 am
Jock Smut Intro for July 13, 2017 Dear Gossips, Andy Murray lost in 5 sets at Wimbledon yesterday to Sam Querrey. Following the loss, Andy’s making headlines on two fronts – whether or not he’ll be taking a break from the tour to rehabilitate his hip and also for this: Andy Murray may have lost, but By Lainey • Jul 13, 2017 09:38 am
Jock Smut Venus advances, Serena drills Venus Williams advanced to the round of 32 yesterday at Wimbledon in 3 sets, not an easy match, and probably a harder match than she would have wanted during the first week. But, given the circumstances, with all that’s going on outside of tennis in her life, probably understandable By Lainey • Jul 06, 2017 12:28 pm
Jock Smut Princess Kate in Gucci Princess Kate stepped out today in London to open the new wing at the Victoria & Albert Museum. And she showed up in Gucci. As we’ve all seen, Gucci, for the last couple of years, under Alessandro Michele, has been the label with the most high profile celebrity patronage. By Lainey • Jun 29, 2017 10:33 am
Jock Smut Serena Williams: Young, Gifted, Black, and Pregnant Serena Williams on the cover of Vanity Fair… !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I gasped when I saw this this morning. And then I got pissed because I knew I wouldn’t be able to read it for a few hours. Then the magnificence of these photos made me forget my anger. I’ve been By Lainey • Jun 27, 2017 04:57 pm
Jock Smut Taylor Swift sends a message Taylor Swift has kept a very low profile over the last few months. Which is how I’ve started almost every post about Taylor Swift over the last few months. At this point it’s become part of her brand. When we do get news about Taylor, more often than By Lainey • Jun 27, 2017 11:47 am
