Jock Smut Drake hosts the NBA Awards The first ever NBA Awards happened last night in New York. Drake was the host. Drake, as you know, from the Junos and the ESPYs and Saturday Night Live, is a very good host. This is a skill he has on top of his other skills and a skill that By Lainey • Jun 27, 2017 11:23 am
Jock Smut Ryan Lochte’s raising a hockey player For this post, I will be playing the part of Duana, The Name Therapist. Ryan Lochte and Kayla Rae Reid announced the birth of their son, confirming on Instagram that he was born this morning. Caiden Zane Lochte. I'm a daddy #miracle #babyboy #myson A post shared by By Lainey • Jun 08, 2017 12:58 pm
Jock Smut Intro for June 7, 2017 Dear Gossips, The NBA Finals are in Cleveland tonight for Game 3. LeBron James and the Cavaliers are down 0-2 in the series. The series started last Thursday, in Oakland, when the side-game between Rihanna and Kevin Durant became the highlight of the night. That was the best, right? The By Lainey • Jun 07, 2017 09:43 am
Jock Smut The Greatest Of All Time is having a girl? Serena Williams is pregnant so she’s going to come back in 2018 and win more grand slams. Venus Williams, however, is currently playing the French Open. Serena was at Roland Garros yesterday to support her sister. And Venus was asked after the match about the baby. Her response: “She’ By Lainey • Jun 01, 2017 01:26 pm
Jock Smut “Nothing good ever happens at 2am” In Tiger Woods’ case, it’s 3am. I used to listen to Jim Rome a lot. And one of the things he’d always say was, “Nothing good ever happens at 2am”. As you know, Tiger Woods was arrested yesterday in Florida and charged with DUI. There were initial reports By Lainey • May 30, 2017 04:04 pm
Jock Smut Intro for April 26, 2017 Dear Gossips, Serena Williams made her first public appearance yesterday at TED Talks in Vancouver since announcing that she’s pregnant. Or, more specifically, since “accidentally” announcing she was pregnant. As she told Gayle King at the event: “Well actually it was an accident. I was on vacation just taking By Lainey • Apr 26, 2017 09:52 am
Jock Smut The Greatest Of All Time is having a baby If you’ve been reading this site a while, you know how I feel about Serena Williams. Like when I found out that Serena and I have the same birthday (many years apart), I practically set myself on fire with excitement. It’s the closest I’ll ever get to By Lainey • Apr 19, 2017 05:00 pm
Jock Smut Eat Like Tom (& Gisele) Would you like to have dinner with the Brady bunch? When you set the table in your mind, do not include wine glasses or bread plates or butter knives. Because you will not be needing any of that to enjoy a meal with Tom Brady. Tom and Gisele Bundchen often By Maria • Mar 08, 2017 03:14 pm
Jock Smut Tom Brady: QB1 is a Snake Tom Brady and the New England Patriots made history last night, coming back from a major deficit in the second half and, in Brady’s case, proving that the word “enough” doesn’t apply to some people. The Patriots win means that no one had to worry about any hot By Lainey • Feb 06, 2017 10:21 am
Jock Smut “Fame can change things” The Rodgers Rogue Relatives™ are at it again. The last time I wrote about Aaron Rodgers, Olivia Munn and their family drama, I was calling out Aaron’s younger brother Jordan aka the winner of The Bachelorette season 1,453 for talking sh-t about my QB1 on reality television. He By Kathleen • Jan 18, 2017 12:15 pm
Jock Smut Jessica Simpson’s Gossip Nostalgia Jessica Simpson, Eric Johnson, and their two children were seen at LAX yesterday. Not sure where they’re going. Maybe Dallas? Probably not Dallas? I say this because last week, I read an article about the Dallas Cowboys. It was a playoff bye week for the team, apparently their first By Lainey • Jan 13, 2017 12:24 pm
Hook Ups Demi & the Fighter A few weeks ago US Weekly reported that Demi Lovato and John Mayer were flirting at a club in Hollywood. This weekend she was in New York with Luke Rockhold, a UFC fighter. They were papped hand in hand. And she made it Instagram official: About last night.. A photo By Lainey • Nov 14, 2016 03:02 pm
Jock Smut Michael Phelps: SMA 2016 Odds Arguments for: -All those Olympic medals -The comeback story -His body -He’s married, he’s a dad now, he can’t stop gushing about it on social media; the MiniVan Majority loves that sh-t -It doesn’t get more American than Michael Phelps -He would agree to it Arguments By Lainey • Nov 08, 2016 02:36 pm
Jock Smut Intro for August 22, 2016 Dear Gossips, Four years ago, at the Olympics, Ryan Lochte was a blessing to the internet, generating memes and GIFs and hilarious snark-pieces that I still enjoy and read, despite the fact that our online world has been accused of being hollow and temporary. Four years later, at the Rio By Lainey • Aug 22, 2016 08:34 am
Jock Smut Ryan Lochte in crisis Before we get into this Ryan Lochte mess, how about a throwback? To my favourite Ryan Lochte article written by Erin Gloria Ryan for Jezebel after the London Games, 10 Reasons Why Ryan Lochte Is America’s Sexiest Douchebag. I still become hysterical every time I read her “stop” for By Lainey • Aug 19, 2016 12:43 pm
Jock Smut Intro for August 16, 2016 Dear Gossips, This is probably the most popular photo so far of Rio 2016. It’s Usain Bolt, in his semi-final heat of the 100m on Sunday night, cruising to the finish line with a grin while the rest of the field is busting their asses behind him. That was By Lainey • Aug 16, 2016 09:53 am
