Jock Smut Beckhams in Paris David Beckham is currently at a hospital in Paris where he’s undergoing physical evaluation, a formality before the announcement -- Becks will play for Paris Saint-Germain, back in Europe to end his career. A press conference will follow shortly. And, as you would expect, already the British are sh-tting By Lainey • Jan 31, 2013 10:25 am
Jock Smut Joshua Jackson and the 49ers Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger were at a local pub in Vancouver yesterday for the 49ers-Falcons game. Josh is apparently a 49ers fan. And newly unemployed as Fringe is now officially over as, following the win, he tweeted that he was the #happiestnewlyunemployedguyever. Me I would have liked to see By Lainey • Jan 21, 2013 09:52 am
Jock Smut Rafa’s coming back It’s been a rough several months for Rafael Nadal. There was that knee injury. And then a stomach virus that kept him from the Australian Open where, SPOILER ALERT, Maria Sharapova dominated Venus Williams today and when I first read the headline I thought it said Serena and I By Lainey • Jan 18, 2013 03:47 pm
Jock Smut What Would Dum-Dum Do? Well, it was inevitable: a Ryan Lochte reality show on E! It premieres in April and will feature Dum-Dum preparing for Rio 2016 and managing his clothing line and trying to find love. At 28? Training for another Olympics while getting your dick sucked by former child stars and aspiring By Lainey • Jan 08, 2013 10:45 am
Jock Smut The Beckhams: leaving Los Angeles? If so, he's going out a champion. David Beckham led the LA Galaxy to the MLS title on Saturday. He celebrated with his three sons, always publicly affectionate and tactile. I love this. And I wonder how much longer they'll let him. I remember my dad By Lainey • Dec 03, 2012 11:31 am
Jock Smut H7 gets dropped off H7, her mother, and her brothers were dropped off at LAX the other night by dad David who did not travel with them to London as he’s preparing for the MLS Cup Final on December 1 once again against Houston. Needless to say, Posh and the kids will be By Lainey • Nov 22, 2012 11:56 am
Jock Smut The Brady-Bundchens go bowling I don’t know why it’s working out like this that every time I post about Jessica Simpson there soon follows a post about Gisele Bundchen but Maria may have started it with her article about the two last week - click here for a refresher - and now By Lainey • Sep 11, 2012 06:26 pm
Jock Smut Lochte goody-goodies Prince Harry Prince Harry and Ryan Lochte both partied in Vegas. At one point they partied together. If I had asked you last week who would come out of the weekend pictured cupping his balls and bent over with his ass crack on display, what would have been your answer? The third By Lainey • Aug 23, 2012 01:57 pm
Famewhores Lochte & Phelps Post-Olympics Michael Phelps’s new ads for Louis Vuitton, photographed by Annie Leibovitz, were released this week. Look at him in that suit with his hair all styled up. Aaaaand... I still prefer him in the pool. Just in the pool. Not talking, not mixing up his Asians, swimming only. While By Lainey • Aug 14, 2012 02:03 pm
Jock Smut Ryan Lochte: The Bachelor in green pants As Sasha tweeted at me yesterday - Please let him never stop being dumb. Please let him never stop being Ryan Lochte, our favourite dum-dum, as Tina Fey would say. Did you watch Ryan Lochte on The Today Show this morning? As soon as Ryan Lochte starts speaking, I smile. By Lainey • Aug 10, 2012 12:56 pm
Jock Smut Good Morning Ryan Lochte Sasha and I were emailing about this yesterday - it’s the same joy, though not quite as pronounced, that we get from Mariah Carey’s inability to walk, or her overuse of the word “bleak”, or when she complains about her twin pregnancy and what she had to endure. By Lainey • Aug 09, 2012 12:25 pm
Jock Smut Hot Harry at Beach Volleyball What will we do when the Olympics are over? I love it so much I watch every event. Even the super-obscure ones. What will we do when there's nothing on TV anymore? What will we do when Hot Harry isn't out everyday? Right now, as of By Lainey • Aug 08, 2012 04:45 pm
Famewhores Ryan Lochte wants Hollywood Ryan Lochte was out last night in London. He seems to enjoy getting papped, non? A lot. After London 2012, I wonder how he’ll deal with not being followed and talked about constantly anymore. Look at Ryan Lochte. Ryan Lochte doesn’t want to fade away and live a By Lainey • Aug 08, 2012 04:25 pm
Quiveration Beckham’s Olympic weekend Please. The way he came up on that boat, wearing the sh-t out of his suit, come on. I will take that over Ryan Lochte any, ANY time. We will get to Ryan Lochte later. But if your argument is that Becks is dumb and talks with a weird voice, By Lainey • Jul 30, 2012 11:11 am
Jock Smut Iker & Sara in Anguilla EXCLUSIVE Iker Casillas and Sara Carbonero spent the weekend in Anguilla. Am told the two are still deliriously in love, all over each other at the pool and the beach. Interestingly enough, at one point, according to other hotel guests, they were looking at a “big ring” on her finger By Lainey • Jul 23, 2012 10:11 am
Girly Throw Downs Baby Blue and a braided bun It’s the Blue Ivy Carter and her mother Beyonce in New York today. Look at Blue’s hair! All of that hair! And it’s her own hair. For now. Blue’s ma, as you know, hasn’t been seen with her own hair in many, many years. (Ever? By Lainey • Jul 18, 2012 02:01 pm
