Jock Smut Pose hard in a trench But first... Look at H7! She’s walking on her chubby little legs! H7’s mother is promoting her collection in Dublin. Check her out, working hard in a trench coat. Never a candid moment for Victoria Beckham, right? Not even with a microphone in her face. I love the By Lainey • Jul 18, 2012 12:14 pm
Jock Smut Iker, Sara, and the Spanish children Sergio Ramos. I just love saying that name. SERGIO RAMOS! It’s a fun name to say, isn’t it? I wonder if it’s totally ordinary for Spanish speakers though. Like, is Sergio Ramos the equivalent of, I dunno, Scott Johnson? Scott Johnson is definitely not fun to say. By Lainey • Jul 02, 2012 04:36 pm
Jock Smut Mario is the future If you’ve been reading my blog for a while, you know where my heart was yesterday for Italy vs Spain. I am for Spain. But as I said to my Italian friends afterwards, Italy has a true star: Mario Balotelli is the future. Did you see him storm off By Lainey • Jul 02, 2012 03:49 pm
Jock Smut London Survival 2012 Exactly one month. In a month the Games begin. I’m SO ready. Because as previously mentioned, I am an Olympic whore. Cannot get enough... even of the trials. The US Olympic swim trials are happening this week. So many interesting storylines, so many intriguing athletes but the Lochte-Phelps showdown By Lainey • Jun 27, 2012 04:53 pm
Jock Smut Tom Hiddleston, tennis, and ping-pong I don’t visit Tom Hiddleston’s Twitter anymore. It’s better this way. Click here if you’re new to this. Hiddleston hilariously posing inside a hula hoop with Grace Jones at an exclusive Wimbledon celebrity suite the other day is one thing. But his Twitter is the electronic By Lainey • Jun 27, 2012 01:20 pm
Jock Smut Shaki’s Little Sunshine? A Spanish newspaper is reporting that Shakira and her sunshine Gerard Pique are expecting. Apparently her dad confirmed it during an interview. Here’s the article. and since I haven’t yet started by Rosetta Stone Spanish, this gave me an excuse to hit up my favourite activity, Google Translate. By Lainey • Jun 22, 2012 10:45 am
Jock Smut Iker & Sara Euro 2012 Week 1 The tournament is a week old. How could I have waited so long to post photos of my favourites? Sara Carbonero gets to work at Euro 2012 (as a sports reporter) AND support her man, Iker Casillas who totally saved Spain’s ass against Italy last Sunday. Am attaching a By Lainey • Jun 15, 2012 04:59 pm
Jock Smut Rafa is the greatest On clay. This is for my cousin Cat who loves Rafa so much, with a lot of stress, and probably didn’t sleep well last night thinking about this morning. It turns out the rain delay helped him. He came out hard today, finishing off Novak Djokovic in the fourth By Lainey • Jun 11, 2012 04:38 pm
Jock Smut Ellen’s hockey friends Ellen Page and Alia Shawkat were at Game 3 of the Stanley Cup finals the other night in LA. Click here for a refresher. I was surprised that more than 5 of you cared. Last night Ellen’s hockey companion was Alexander Skarsgard. They worked together on a movie. How By Lainey • Jun 07, 2012 10:07 am
Jock Smut Ellen & Alia Only 5 of you, and that includes Duana, will probably care about this post which breaks my heart. Especially since if I actually broke protocol and wrote about Kim Kardashian, thousands of you would read it. Never! Click on this instead! Ellen Page and Alia Shawkat went to the Kings-Devils By Lainey • Jun 05, 2012 02:26 pm
Jock Smut One week - you ready? The Euro 2012 opening ceremony happens a week tomorrow. You ready? My Italian friends become mega crazy aggro during these events. Yes Lorella, and Laura, I mean you. Here’s Fernando Torres on holiday with his family before the big tournament. Torres’s place on the team was questionable for By Lainey • May 31, 2012 05:00 pm
Quiveration The Beckham Olympics David Beckham was in Athens yesterday with Princess Anne at the Olympic Torch Handover ceremony. The Torch begins its journey to London tomorrow and will travel across England until July 27th when the Games begin. Accuse me of being a slave to globalisation all you want but I LOVE the By Lainey • May 18, 2012 10:45 am
Jock Smut Met Bachelor: Tim Tebow I don’t give a sh-t about Tim Tebow and the Jets are a joke for signing him but I needed to report something and get it out of the way so this is why he’s here. You know that new show The Choice? Click here for a refresher. By Lainey • May 08, 2012 11:32 am
Jock Smut Country B be shoutin’ down the phone Did you read Carrie Underwood’s “Fill In The Blanks” with ESPN.com about the NHL playoffs? Click here if you missed it. Carrie loves “winning, winning, and Mike winning”. Mike of course is Mike Fisher of the Nashville Predators. And you know I’ve been saying that the Predators By Lainey • May 01, 2012 05:43 pm
Jock Smut Double Single Rafa This is for my cousin Cat who has also been training for the Boston Marathon after qualifying last year in under 3 and a half hours HOLY SH-T. Just 3 more weeks, right? And then you promised - take it easy! Anyway, Cat loves Rafa. Which means she’ll be By Lainey • Mar 23, 2012 02:46 pm
Jock Smut Hot Harry and the Fastest Man Alive Hot Harry was in Jamaica this morning and raced Usain Bolt. It’s a GIFT, ok? This is a GIFT. Please enjoy. Also, yesterday in the Bahamas, Harry had occasion to meet two Bahamian beauty queens. It’s really too bad he couldn’t stay longer. But look at him, By Lainey • Mar 06, 2012 11:37 am
