Girly Throw Downs Smell another jealous rage? Remember when this happened? Click here for a refresher on Cameron Diaz throwing herself at Alex Rodriguez in Mexico over Thanksgiving changing her forever in my mind and remind me that she is the girl who lost her sh-t at Justin Timberlake for picking up with Jessica Biel so soon By Lainey • Dec 07, 2010 03:36 am
Jock Smut This is not my Cammie Jenny emailed me last night. (Hi Jenny! Love to Sheldon and how’s your golf handicap?) Jenny was on holiday in Cabo at the same time as Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez and ended up at Nowhere Bar on Saturday night when they were there too. What you are about By Lainey • Nov 30, 2010 08:11 am
Jock Smut Her husband and a friend Click here for the original article from yesterday. As expected, there’s more. As expected, it’s trouble. There was a report on TMZ yesterday that was subsequently retracted about Tony Parker filing for divorce. This prompted many, including a few of you on the liveblog to presume that because By Lainey • Nov 17, 2010 02:51 am
Quiveration Tom Brady’s new deal It’s with Under Armour. He left Nike and has signed a multi-year deal with Under Armour and will be paid in Under Armour stocks. Very smart. It means he’ll keep getting paid long after his career is over. Under Armour has been aggressive lately, non? It’s everywhere. By Lainey • Nov 10, 2010 02:10 am
Hook Ups She’s finally done with him Cameron Diaz wasted an entire summer on Alex Rodriguez. And it sucked because I like her so much (now). But I get it too. When the sex is good, sometimes you stick around until you’re bored. Why not? Cam is calling her own plays. And the play right now By Lainey • Oct 21, 2010 06:00 am
Jock Smut Porny is not single A few of you have emailed lately – something about my Porny getting her heart broken again. Is it because she’s gone a week or two without being photographed with her freeloader? Please. He’s not going anywhere. Why work, or study, or try when Jessica Simpson is offering to By Lainey • Oct 12, 2010 03:35 am
Quiveration Legs, hair, Miami Gisele Bundchen arrived with baby Benjamin in Miami yesterday after spending a few days in Paris for Fashion Week. Crazy.F-cking.Legs. Why Miami? It’s Monday night bitches. And Sanctimonious Supermodel Supermother is there to cheer on the Patriots as New England takes on my Dolphins. Both are 2 By Lainey • Oct 04, 2010 04:47 am
Jock Smut Pimping together I’ll take what I can get. Iker Casillas and Sara Carbonero, new photos, but not together, but doing the same thing, so close enough, right? He was in Madrid today promoting a new Phillips shaver, obviously clean shaven. And so f-cking handsome I can’t stand it. Sara meanwhile By Lainey • Sep 23, 2010 08:04 am
Jock Smut They’re ok! Not that there was any doubt, but in the absence of new photos, and rumours of his infidelity with some trick, it’s a relief to see them together, Sara Carbonero and Iker Casillas, here in Madrid last night after leaving a bar. Iker has already denied the claims and By Lainey • Sep 20, 2010 05:32 am
Quiveration Jon Hamm weekend send-off A lot of you were yelling at me yesterday for the Jon Hamm post. Apparently you have work to do? Well it’s Friday. You can f-ck around a little on Friday, can’t you? Jon Hamm spent the week promoting The Town. So he’s visible. And there are By Lainey • Sep 17, 2010 03:22 am
Douchebags Cammie D’s birthday douche Cameron Diaz turned 38 yesterday. I want to look like that at 38. Some people want to look like that at 28. Goddamn those legs. It would be a tight leg-off non? Between her and Blake Lively? So Happy Birthday and all great wishes to a girl whose life is By Lainey • Aug 31, 2010 03:18 am
Quiveration Welcome home Iker Just landed in Vancouver, not a bad way to come home, greeted by new photos of Iker Casillas who was honoured today in Navalacruz, Spain, his hometown, mostly for his contributions to the national football team, and also maybe a little for being so hot doing it. Look at the By Lainey • Aug 30, 2010 10:37 am
Jock Smut Country Bitch hates Canada? Have been hearing a lot from Ottawa the last couple of days reacting to a story in the National Enquirer about Country B refusing to move. As you know, Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher were married last month and made plans to settle into a home in Ottawa. Us Weekly By Lainey • Aug 20, 2010 05:15 am
Jock Smut Porny’s KFed Chicken Fried’s sharp downhill slide started around the time she publicly straddled that freeloader on the beach. Could Porny have a freeloading KFed of her own? As you know, Jessica Simpson is dating Eric Johnson. Johnson is 30, had an unremarkable professional football career, and was accepted to Wharton By Lainey • Aug 09, 2010 11:31 am
Jock Smut No Spanish love in Vegas We didn’t see my obsession Iker & Sara in Vegas. There was so much franken tit skank action to observe and blackjack to play and other unmentionables to occupy our time and then by the time I remembered, it was too late. Now Iker is in LA training with By Lainey • Aug 04, 2010 10:17 am
Jock Smut Spanish love on a park bench Um, yeah, he’s hot, even when he’s picking his nose. Can we make it to the end of the week and the keep the streak going? Well, today is taken care of. More photos have been released of Iker Casillas and Sara Carbonero on holiday in San Francisco By Lainey • Jul 22, 2010 03:59 am
