Quiveration Man hugs I love it when men hug in soccer. In Europe they always hug and rub each other on the head. Very erotic. Last year I wrote about Becks & Iker: A Love Story. Some of the best photos ever taken. Click here to see. And so this is Becks last By Lainey • Jul 17, 2009 03:44 am
Break Ups He peed on Porny’s love Why did Romo walk out on Porny? According to Radar John Mayer’s been f-cking around again. Word is everything between Jessica Simpson and QB1 was great…until last Thursday when he found out that Douchebag was still texting her. She was all cagey about the messages and when he By Lainey • Jul 14, 2009 12:22 pm
Break Ups Here come the pants Oh no. Oh girl, oh no. I am still not Jessica Simpson’s friend. Neither are you. So we can’t help her. And she will need help. A LOT of help. People.com is reporting that she’s been dumped by Tony Romo again. It happened last Thursday, the By Lainey • Jul 13, 2009 08:24 am
Sports Enjoying his Cup(s) Heh. I’ve been saving this one since Wednesday. Friday afternoon is the perfect time. My favourite photos of the week. It’s Evgeni Malkin and his girlfriend Oksana in Miami. My husband, as I’ve told you he’s a guy’s guy. Ball scratching, sports watching, boob loving, By Lainey • Jun 26, 2009 10:43 am
Sports Novak the Clown Wimbledon started this week so we’re seeing some tennis pics being snapped by our photo agencies. Gives me a reason to post something about a topic where my head is only half way up my *ss and not fully. Here’s world no. 4 ranked Novak Djokovic checking out By Lainey • Jun 23, 2009 10:44 am
Sports Tom’s happy father’s day Tom Brady spent Father’s Day in LA with his son Jack. He looks happy. For so many reasons. Obviously because he’s with his son, and it’s been a couple of weeks since he’s been training for most of the month back east, and also of course By Lainey • Jun 22, 2009 03:43 am
Sports Ultimate Challenge to the Celebrity Baby Theory Here it is… Gisele Bundchen is reportedly pregnant. People says so. Which means Gisele and Tom Brady are approving the non-official announcement even though Radar had exclusively sourced it weeks ago. At the time, Tom denied it. But as I had also mentioned, no one in Boston was buying. So By Lainey • Jun 19, 2009 12:48 pm
Sports Country B hometown for his birthday This is Carrie Underwood yesterday at the City of Hope Celebrity Softball Challenge. Carrie likes to give back when there’s a big audience. Have received a few emails lately asking to verify that Carrie has let go of Mike Fisher, hoping that she has let go of Mike Fisher. By Lainey • Jun 11, 2009 04:21 am
Sports Little balls playing with big boys Wonder if MJ took any money off the Pip yesterday. Both are apparently very good golfers. And Michael Jordan loves to bet. He and Justin Timberlake played Bethpage Black yesterday (a public course!), site of this year’s US Open which will, as always, culminate on Father’s Day. Tiger By Lainey • Jun 11, 2009 04:09 am
Sports Manslinger & Fergie: girls’ night in NYC They know each other from Nine, of course. And last night was girls’ night – check out Kate Hudson and Fergie in the Village giggling after an evening of catching up. Perhaps Manslinger was filling in her friend on what she’s been getting from ARod. Ew. Speaking of ARod, word By Lainey • Jun 09, 2009 03:57 am
Sports My Shamef-ck and Ovie too! MuchMusic has just confirmed my exclusive from earlier: Taylor Lautner and Rachelle Lefevre are indeed confirmed to present at the MMVAs. But they’ve also just announced the others. And… Ed Westwick will be there! Lara – do you know what this means????? Lara and I shamef-ck fantasise about him on By Lainey • Jun 08, 2009 08:17 am
Sports Manslinger Week 3 Get over it already. This is Kate Hudson with Alex Rodriguez the other night leaving the 40/40 club separately but totally on their way to f-ck. She’s also been going to the games, sometimes with Ryder, sometimes without, obviously still besotted with his juiced up body. It will By Lainey • Jun 08, 2009 02:27 am
Sports Porny’s skinny jeans It’s like that episode of Sex & the City – Miranda rediscovers her skinny jeans. Most women are familiar: we have fat jeans and we have skinny jeans. Fat jeans for when we suck. Skinny jeans for when we don’t suck as much. Jessica Simpson, since that amazing performance By Lainey • Jun 05, 2009 03:13 am
Hook Ups Manslinger’s “somewhat serious” My favourite quote of the week. People.com reports that a source says that Kate Hudson and that f-cking loser Alex Rodriguez are “somewhat serious…he introduced her to a bunch of his friends”. Somewhat serious? Is that like somewhat pregnant? And what is Manslinger’s definition of somewhat serious By Lainey • Jun 03, 2009 04:28 am
Girly Throw Downs The women of ARod Shame. It’s a shameful association. Sharing a past over Johnny Depp is one thing. Sharing Alex Rodriguez??? F-cking embarrassing. And this is exactly how you’d describe it for Madonna and Kate Hudson. Maybe less so for Kate Hudson. After all, she manslings with douchebags all the time. Lance By Lainey • Jun 01, 2009 04:40 am
Sports Tom says no It was reported last week that Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady are expecting. They visited a medical clinic together. No immediate denial ensued, everyone assumed they had made a perfect zygote. After practice today with the Patriots, Tom was asked about it. His answer: No. He also shook his head. By Lainey • May 28, 2009 02:01 pm
