Jock Smut The alternative to Pitt Porn While there really is no worthy substitute, and porn preferences are obviously personal, for purely aesthetic appreciation, it can’t get much better than Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen. Would be like watching two angels f-cking. But they’re so private all the time, hiding from the paps, declining to By Lainey • Nov 20, 2008 02:28 am
Quiveration Just blur the bad parts I promise. I’m over my Michael Phelps sickness. But GQ is announcing its Men of the Year. And he made the list. And they took this photo. And just… just blur the bad part. Focus on the leather jacket over the hot hoodie. And the abs. The way his By Lainey • Nov 18, 2008 04:24 am
Jock Smut Can’t play, will marry? The Patriots chances of redeeming themselves at the Superbowl this year died week 1 when Tom Brady went down with a season ending injury. As a longtime fan of the Miami Dolphins, even though he is the hotness and I’m sad for HIM, I can’t say I cried By Lainey • Oct 02, 2008 06:00 am
Jock Smut Z and Lochte They had a moment on the carpet last night at the Global Leadership Awards Gala as Lochte let Jay wear his medals and Jay let Lochte be cool standing next to him. Jay was honoured by the UN for his work in Africa supporting clean water efforts: "I went By Lainey • Oct 02, 2008 03:29 am
Ebola Victims Ebola infects Jamaica? Wouldn’t blame the good people of Jamaica if they woke up a little uneasy this morning. Last night, the country’s reigning sprint god appeared on David Letterman. Also on Letterman? Hollywood’s deadliest disease Ebola Paris Hilton. Check her out all cocked up and uncoordinated arriving at the By Lainey • Sep 26, 2008 05:47 am
Douchebags Major League Upgrade Minka Kelly once dated Taylor Kitsch – first season of Friday Night Lights. It’s hard to follow up on Taylor Kitsch. And her subsequent romance with John Mayer failed in that regard. Happily their hook up was shortlived. And like Jessica Simpson before her, Minka too has found herself a By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 11:23 am
Jock Smut Michael & Tina’s Saturday Night It’s over. And like so many who came before him, I am ashamed. Ugh. Every guy I’ve ever dated, with the exception of maybe, like, three – one of whom I married – has been a mistake. Huge mistake. Hate them all. Like revolting. Like I wish I could take By Lainey • Sep 12, 2008 03:09 am
Jock Smut That’s more like it… Been complaining that Michael Phelps is too much machine and rehearsal, not enough … personality, charm, hot blooded sex. Vegas can help with that. And as you can see… it did. Phelps was in Vegas last night, Radar is reporting that weeks and weeks of training, of restraining, of holding back By Lainey • Sep 05, 2008 05:37 am
Jock Smut Cryptic words from Sundin? Big story as you know in hockey is whether or not Mats Sundin is coming back...and where. He's playing a charity game in Toronto this weekend. Just flew in moments ago. When asked by a random if he'll be "playing for the Canucks" By Lainey • Sep 04, 2008 07:19 am
Hook Ups Michael and the kids Was just about to go off Michael Phelps and then this – yesterday in New York, promoting the Visa Early Swimming Program for youth. Best of all, he has his clothes off and he’s wet. Gah! So much hotter to me with his cap on. Like his face is more By Lainey • Aug 29, 2008 06:51 am
Jock Smut Tour de Phelps Michael Phelps fatigue? Maybe a little. And there’s no sign of slowing down. Michael Phelps is like Brenda Walsh. Michael Phelps is everywhere. Because he wants to be. Kid says he wants to transform his sport, make swimming more popular than ever, maybe even as popular as golf. Might By Lainey • Aug 28, 2008 07:11 am
Jock Smut Please. Stop. Talking. Porny… please! A new week, a new example – Jessica Simpson needs a girlfriend. But I can’t be there every minute of every day, watching her every move, correcting every cocked up thing she says. At some point she has to learn independence. You have to let them fly on By Lainey • Aug 28, 2008 03:05 am
Quiveration Kyle sees David’s peepee Seems like radio in Australia is SO MUCH BETTER than radio in Canada. Or the US. Or even the UK. Hilarious interview on local station Down Under chronicling an evening at Villa when Kyle had a chance encounter with none other than David Beckham in the loo. You know that By Lainey • Aug 27, 2008 12:03 pm
Quiveration Tom and Gisele: playdate on the field Check it out – Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen with his son John Edward enjoying a little family time on the field at Gillette Stadium today. The cutest. Earlier in the day, Tom trained with the Patriots – he’s yet to play in preseason because of that ankle, says he’ll By Lainey • Aug 27, 2008 07:22 am
Jock Smut Porny interior design Tony Romo bought a new house in Dallas: over 5,000 sq ft, 5 bedrooms, a rec room , and a pool in a gated community with a golf course. Nice. Even better? The price! Only $700K! Why only? Because here in Vancouver, where real estate is becoming criminal, $700K MIGHT By Lainey • Aug 26, 2008 05:49 am
Quiveration Phelps Watch Michael Phelps was in London yesterday at the official Olympic handover as part of a promotional tour. He appeared on stage in front of a reported 40,000 strong to answer the same questions he’s been asked now for over a week. I hear that before heading to England, By Lainey • Aug 25, 2008 07:54 am
