Sports The loins are fickle Yeah so remember when I had inappropriate cougar feelings about Michael Phelps? Duana almost broke up with me over Michael Phelps. Every morning she’d give me five minutes to giggle and moan. And if it didn’t stop, she’d hang up on me over Skype. Skype hang-ups are By Lainey • Dec 09, 2008 12:28 pm
Girly Throw Downs Kiki vs MKO…and rejected too! Miami’s Art Basel convention attracted a few twats last week. Two of them apparently faced off. Wednesday night at some party, Kirsten Dunst and Mary Kate Olsen were at the same table when girl sh-t quickly ensued, probably something about who rocks a better dirty hobo style, and they By Lainey • Dec 08, 2008 01:35 am
Sports Just friends…who f-ck? Alex Rodriguez opened up for the first time about Madonna exclusively to People Magazine. Of course. "I have a lot of respect for her. She's very committed to making the world a better place. She's had an amazing career, and we're friends. That& By Lainey • Dec 05, 2008 02:55 am
Sports SI honours my summer crush It was an easy choice: Michael Phelps has been named Sports Illustrated Sportsman of the Year. And while I’m no longer in love with him, I can certainly still appreciate his body in Beijing. Oh yes. That body was clad in a tuxedo and thrown into the water for By Lainey • Dec 03, 2008 08:26 am
Douchebags Ebola’s Perfect Mate Sean Avery is getting exactly what he wants. His parents must be so proud. Quick background for those who missed it yesterday: Sean Avery is the douchebag forward currently playing for the Dallas Stars, acquired in the off season from the New York Rangers. The most hated piece of sh-t By Lainey • Dec 03, 2008 01:32 am
Sports The alternative to Pitt Porn While there really is no worthy substitute, and porn preferences are obviously personal, for purely aesthetic appreciation, it can’t get much better than Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen. Would be like watching two angels f-cking. But they’re so private all the time, hiding from the paps, declining to By Lainey • Nov 20, 2008 02:28 am
Quiveration Just blur the bad parts I promise. I’m over my Michael Phelps sickness. But GQ is announcing its Men of the Year. And he made the list. And they took this photo. And just… just blur the bad part. Focus on the leather jacket over the hot hoodie. And the abs. The way his By Lainey • Nov 18, 2008 04:24 am
Sports Can’t play, will marry? The Patriots chances of redeeming themselves at the Superbowl this year died week 1 when Tom Brady went down with a season ending injury. As a longtime fan of the Miami Dolphins, even though he is the hotness and I’m sad for HIM, I can’t say I cried By Lainey • Oct 02, 2008 06:00 am
Sports Z and Lochte They had a moment on the carpet last night at the Global Leadership Awards Gala as Lochte let Jay wear his medals and Jay let Lochte be cool standing next to him. Jay was honoured by the UN for his work in Africa supporting clean water efforts: "I went By Lainey • Oct 02, 2008 03:29 am
Ebola Victims Ebola infects Jamaica? Wouldn’t blame the good people of Jamaica if they woke up a little uneasy this morning. Last night, the country’s reigning sprint god appeared on David Letterman. Also on Letterman? Hollywood’s deadliest disease Ebola Paris Hilton. Check her out all cocked up and uncoordinated arriving at the By Lainey • Sep 26, 2008 05:47 am
Douchebags Major League Upgrade Minka Kelly once dated Taylor Kitsch – first season of Friday Night Lights. It’s hard to follow up on Taylor Kitsch. And her subsequent romance with John Mayer failed in that regard. Happily their hook up was shortlived. And like Jessica Simpson before her, Minka too has found herself a By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 11:23 am
Sports Michael & Tina’s Saturday Night It’s over. And like so many who came before him, I am ashamed. Ugh. Every guy I’ve ever dated, with the exception of maybe, like, three – one of whom I married – has been a mistake. Huge mistake. Hate them all. Like revolting. Like I wish I could take By Lainey • Sep 12, 2008 03:09 am
Sports That’s more like it… Been complaining that Michael Phelps is too much machine and rehearsal, not enough … personality, charm, hot blooded sex. Vegas can help with that. And as you can see… it did. Phelps was in Vegas last night, Radar is reporting that weeks and weeks of training, of restraining, of holding back By Lainey • Sep 05, 2008 05:37 am
Sports Cryptic words from Sundin? Big story as you know in hockey is whether or not Mats Sundin is coming back...and where. He's playing a charity game in Toronto this weekend. Just flew in moments ago. When asked by a random if he'll be "playing for the Canucks" By Lainey • Sep 04, 2008 07:19 am
Hook Ups Michael and the kids Was just about to go off Michael Phelps and then this – yesterday in New York, promoting the Visa Early Swimming Program for youth. Best of all, he has his clothes off and he’s wet. Gah! So much hotter to me with his cap on. Like his face is more By Lainey • Aug 29, 2008 06:51 am
Sports Tour de Phelps Michael Phelps fatigue? Maybe a little. And there’s no sign of slowing down. Michael Phelps is like Brenda Walsh. Michael Phelps is everywhere. Because he wants to be. Kid says he wants to transform his sport, make swimming more popular than ever, maybe even as popular as golf. Might By Lainey • Aug 28, 2008 07:11 am
