Hook Ups The Cartier Ex Carpet There was an ex clash last night at the Cartier event but everyone stayed civilised. I almost forgot Hilary Duff and Joel Madden used to date. And five minutes after their split he hooked up with Nicole Richie. Then Hil wrote that song and she was all pissy sh-ts until By Lainey • Jun 19, 2008 08:14 am
Douchebags Kate & Lance: Family Weekend It’s been almost a month since word got out that they’re dating but it looks like player vs player has turned into something more serious. At least that’s the assumption considering they’re not just f&cking, they’re also spending some quality family time. First By Lainey • Jun 16, 2008 01:49 am
Jock Smut Kicking off the Country Campaign It’s been brewing for a while but Jessica Simpson’s courtship of the country circuit is moving into a more aggressive stage. She showed up in Nashville and surprised fans with an impromptu autograph session at the CMA Music Festival Block Party on Wednesday and sampled some local nightlife By Lainey • Jun 06, 2008 04:50 am
Jock Smut Pimping > Parenting Obviously it sucks for her love life… but it’s also f*cking embarrassing. To have the reputation that not only can she not hold a man, she needs daddy to hold on to him for her, and as always, at the heart of it all, a father who cannot By Lainey • Jun 05, 2008 02:26 am
Jock Smut Kate Supporting Stella They’ve been friends for a long time. You know that Oscar monstrosity Kate wore to the Oscars was designed by Stella who was with Chloe at the time, right? Do you remember? Now that is true friendship. So it was no surprise to see Kate Hudson yesterday at the By Lainey • Jun 04, 2008 02:39 am
Jock Smut It’s Coming All the signs are there… Just before John Mayer broke up with Jessica Simpson, she was photographed wearing those infamous high waisted pants, a little bloated from drowning her pre-breakup heartache into much food and booze, incapable of thinking straight, let alone being able to dress herself properly. I feel By Lainey • Jun 02, 2008 12:55 am
Jock Smut Is She Done With Him Yet? Kate Hudson reported back to work on the set of Bride Wars in New York today with blue hair and Uggs, fresh off her romantic Riviera romp with Lance Armstrong. Wonder if he’s out of her system yet. Would be amazing if he kept calling her and she froze By Lainey • May 27, 2008 08:51 am
Jock Smut The Players Play in Monaco The duel of lifetime has hit the road – Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong have been seen making out all over the French Riviera and also turned up in Monaco at the weekend for the Grand Prix. My sources say Lance loves the attention, it’s a big selling point for By Lainey • May 26, 2008 02:21 am
Break Ups Why Jess Gets No Respect Because she has to beg for love. Over and over and over again. Three relationships and three times it’s been the same bitter end, to say nothing of the fact that Adam Levine goes around telling people that she showed up to his hotel room wearing nothing but a By Lainey • May 26, 2008 02:18 am
Break Ups Exit Romo Her reps are denying it but her reps also lie as often as Jennifer Aniston’s. Robin Leach was the first to report it two weeks ago. What began as a romantic weekend in Vegas quickly turned sour as Jess and Tony both left town after a huge blowout that By Lainey • May 14, 2008 06:37 am
Break Ups Jess & Tony: drama in Vegas See? She’s an idiot when it comes to love. As reported yesterday, no one can annihilate a love a fair quicker than Jessica Simpson who recently gushed to Glamour Magazine very personal details about her relationship with Tony Romo, openly declaring her love. New gossip however is emerging about By Lainey • May 01, 2008 03:47 am
Jock Smut How Jessica Simpson F-cks up her Love Life Will this girl ever learn? Or will that pervy Joe ever let her just live her love instead of selling her love? And every other aspect of her life? Jess graces the cover of the new issue of Glamour and reveals many private details about her relationship with Tony Romo By Lainey • Apr 30, 2008 05:02 am
Jock Smut Becks likes bigger bums Maybe he would like mine! Mine is bigger than his wife’s! All asses are bigger than his wife’s! Just like the ass he appeared to be appreciating courtside at the Laker game the other day. Hee. Funny, yes. But also sad. That Victoria tortures herself down to a By Lainey • Apr 16, 2008 05:05 am
Jock Smut Hello Cristina Linden, Forget Elisha Cuthbert Dion Phaneuf of the Calgary Flames is apparently strutting around these days with an extra large set of balls after landing himself his very own blonde Hollywood starlet. Word is, since she’s not exactly working back to back these days, Elisha Cuthbert has been spending as much time as By Lainey • Apr 03, 2008 12:50 am
Quiveration What Tom Has Ew. Why is Eric Bana still on the Freebie Five? I just can’t… the lips… the too thin lips that look like they’re eating each other… just can’t do. And it doesn’t seem right. That those lips are on there when Tom Brady isn’t. Check By Lainey • Apr 02, 2008 03:35 am
Jock Smut Century Becks David Beckham earned his 100th cap for England yesterday in a friendly against France just outside Paris. The entire family came out to cheer and support including, of course, Victoria and the boys all seated in a private box. His Hotness wore special gold boots to commemorate the occasion and By Lainey • Mar 27, 2008 03:59 am
